Conditioner Quotes

epictacos
posted a quote
January 1, 2014 5:51pm UTC

ATTENTION:
MY LIFE IS COMPLETE!!!
I have successfully used up all the shampoo and conditioner
at the same time.
Yes, that's right.
You can all start bowing down to me now.

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sapphireflames*
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 5:38pm UTC

beauty tip #1
If you have oily hair, try not to apply conditioner to your scalp.
It can make it look more oily.
MissStyles and I have started a beauty tips series!
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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 5:29pm UTC

*IN THE SHOWER*
Me: Time to take a shower..
Me: nope, thats not hot enough. Let me just turn it up to boiling lava
Me: Why do we have like 25 different kinds of shampoo?
Me: let me read the back of this..
Me: *drops shampoo bottle*
Me: OMG they probably think I just died!!
Me: if water is a renewable resource, does that mean every celebrity i've ever loved has showered in the same water before?
Me: HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHHEHE
Me: *sings* I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE WHEN YOU WALKED INNNN!
Me: did i already wash my hair?
Me: might as well wash it again just to be sure..
Me: UGH. I ALREADY DID.
Me: Why do I always have a ton of shampoo but never any conditioner?
Me: Oops.
Me: I don't want to get out. Then it'll be freezing.
Me: Is it Friday yet?
Me: Okay I guess i'll get out now....
Me:
Me:
Me: okay now wheres my towel?!

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