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Best College Quotes Ever

  1. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 12:16am UTC
    BravoSierra's format
    Just got my financial aid award, I'm crying.
    I get to go to college. ♥

  2. jariley* jariley*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 10:24am UTC
    Monsters University is going to
    set high standards for my college.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 21, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    How do you expect me to decide what college to attend or who I want to
    marry or what I want to do with the rest of my life? I can't even decide where to put a sticker because peeling off the back and having it stay in one place forever is too big of a commitment for me.

  4. kara008 kara008
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:07pm UTC
    I can't wait to leave this town and
    go to college in a city, meet new people,
    AND ACTUALLY HAVE AN INTERESTING LIFE

  5. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    swag won't pay the bills and apparently neither will your degree

  6. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 11:55am UTC
    You know what's dumb? The concept of treating adolescents like children
    throughout the entirety of their teenage years and then, around age 17, doing a complete 180 and expecting them to decide within the next few years what they want to do for the rest of their lives.

  7. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 3:33pm UTC
    My ex-boyfriend lost his dad and his brother when he was little. His mom raised 2 children on her own and he grew up with the notion that he wouldn't ever go to college because he wouldn't be able to afford it. When he was 14, he realized he could sing and play guitar better than the average person. He started doing shows at small diners and played on street corners in Boston. He saved up enough over 4 years to pay for at least two years of a community college (which is a decent amount of money). His sister was in a serious car accident over the weekend, and her medical bills were something their mother could not afford, and he just gave up his college tuition to help his little sister without even thinking about it. I wish we could have more people who aren't as selfish, people who value love over money.

  8. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 8:01pm UTC
    December 4, 2013—
    the day I got into my dream college.

  9. blue_eyed_babe11 blue_eyed_babe11
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2013 5:02pm UTC
    My brother's friend was starting to apply for colleges. And one of the colleges he applied to required a 3 page essay explaining what daring meant to them.
    So being the clever person he was
    On each page he wrote 1 word with huge font,
    THIS
    IS
    DARING
    And he later got accepted.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 11:45am UTC
    College sounds fun, but I'd rather embark
    on my Pokemon journey.

  11. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 8:50pm UTC
    All of my friends are already
    carefully picking out which college they want to go to, and I'm just here like, "I still use 'eeny-meeny-miney-moe' to decide between things..."

  12. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 2:49pm UTC
    In college we don't say, "I love you," we say, "I have five essays, three group projects and two finals due in the next eight days", which literally translates to, "I would like to be crushed by a train," and I think that's pretty cool.

  13. dom_unique dom_unique
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2014 9:29pm UTC
    Made my witty when I was a Freshman in High School (2009)
    and now here I am five years later as a Sophomore in College wanting to share some things I learned:
    1. Having a set lunch time is something beautiful and should never be taken for granted even if the cafeteria food sucks.
    2. The boy who you spent years of high school in love with, heart broken, will eventually be replaced and forgotten.
    3. You'll get your heart broken multiple times while it's never as bad as the first time, it still hurts like hell.
    4. Your parents become waaaaaay less annoying and soon you catch yourself wanting to spend time with them, wut?
    5. Learning to drive a car is amazing, but secretly you'll miss carpooling with your friends and their parents.
    6. You'll have moments of complete solitude and while at first it's scary, it can soon turn beautiful.
    7. Geometry never comes in handy.
    8. One day you'll realize how much you've grown throughout high school, but other days you'll look in the mirror and see the same girl who cried for months and months over a jerk who broke your heart. Learn to love this girl because like it or not she was once you and she comes out every now and then when you are at your lowest. Embrace her and tell her that you're from the future and don't need to worry because you are STRONGER and can overcome anything now. This is the most important of the lessons learned.

  14. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 8:24pm UTC
    One of the best
    misconception in school/
    college life:
    Teachers think sending
    student out of the class is a
    punishment...
    formatcredit- rajsonkar

  15. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2013 3:38am UTC
    So I'm home from college this week.
    It's like 2 am and I just walked into the room I share with my little sister and she started freaking out and throwing blankets and screaming and yelled "who are you?!" like damn i haven't been gone that long.

  16. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    I can't even decide
    what I want to do
    this weekend,
    but I'm supposed to decide
    what I want to do for the
    rest of my life.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  17. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    SO TODAY AT COLLEGE:
    •My class got moved to the basement, then a man came and put a GIANT sign on it that said the class was back in the room it was originally in, then told us to go back down stairs.
    •One of the buildings went on fire/there was a fire drill/ someone pulled the fire alarm
    •My english teacher doesn't speak loud enough cause he's really old, but he pulled out a Justin Bieber edition US WEEKLY magazine and hung up a shirtless poster of the Biebs...
    Okay.

  18. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2014 1:08pm UTC
    what i've learned in college
    how to read greek letters
    coffee is happier water
    how to cry silently with someone else in the room
    ???????????????
    taco cat spelled backwards is taco cat

  19. pinkneonlights_ pinkneonlights_
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:44am UTC
    College should be $ 25

  20. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2014 12:41am UTC
    college should be $25

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