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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2018 11:43am UTC
    It was always my parents' expectation that I would attend college one day. But I surprised them and stayed for nearly a week.

  2. NicolešŸ™Š* NicolešŸ™Š*
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2017 12:40am UTC
    College is a place where you learn to be who you want to be
    it is a place of learing and occupation
    College is a place where you learn about who you are
    It is place of personality and confidence
    College is also a place of hardship
    It is a place of long nights and fights
    College is a place of relationships
    It is a place of love and heartbreak
    College is the place where I finally learned that you can be the person with an extensive vocabulary and simultaneously be the girl who has the most fun.
    It is a place where I can cry for a week straight or never stop smiling and it is totally acceptable.

  3. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 6:00am UTC
    I’m sitting in class and I just hear this kid say to his friend:
    “Why would the clowns attack college campuses if we’re all dead inside anyway?”

  4. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2016 5:35am UTC
    Hey y'all.
    Just gonna do a quick update.
    I'm a month and a half into senior year.
    Half of my friends are currently not talking to me.
    The other half are but I also don't care to see any of them at the moment.
    I'm not surprised October is throwin a terrible curve at me.
    I expected it. I also don't it expect to last throguh the whole of October either.
    Even if it does, I know I'm going to be okay.
    Just Sunday night, I cried myself to sleep.
    Last night I did the same.
    I don't know what happened within the last 24 hours but I don't care.
    I do not care what happens from now til whenever.
    As long as I'm alive, have my family and dogs, I don't care.
    I know in time, they'll talk to me when they realize they are in the wrong, since I have done nothing.
    But if it takes longer than expected, so be it.
    I'll survive.
    It's so fcking refreshing to know that.
    It's so refreshing to be able to say that.
    I know I'm going to be okay.
    I may not be entirely whole now, but this is life.
    This is how it works. You have downfalls.
    At least I'm somewhat aware of when mine will happen.
    I'm going to be okay.

  5. shoppergal123 shoppergal123
    posted a quote
    August 27, 2016 2:21am UTC
    haha back to college and nervous af
    8/27/16

  6. rbethanym rbethanym
    posted a quote
    January 9, 2016 11:43pm UTC
    I made this profile when I was a sophomore in highschool. I am now a freshman in college, and my old quotes broke my heart.
    There is much more than highschool boys and highschool drama, let me tell you. Life has so much more to offer than that.

  7. livelaflove livelaflove
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2015 6:02pm UTC
    *when you interview for Yale and the interviewer is overtly unimpressed*

  8. echox echox
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2015 5:35pm UTC
    It's when you sit there and realise how real everything is becoming
    and you get an overwhelming wave of realisation and devestation
    and you just sit there, completely numb
    and you realise that you literally have no idea what to do anymore.

  9. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2015 11:19pm UTC
    “The meaning of an EDUCATION learned by a person is not truly measured by his growth attained in the profession, but by his action reflected in his assigned task consistently towards bringing the mark of excellence and perfection.”
    ~Anuj Somany

  10. Abbbbby* Abbbbby*
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2015 3:22pm UTC
    Homework and chill cause you cute but I still gotta get good grades.

  11. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2015 1:44am UTC
    There comes a time
    that all old wittiens reach
    when they move on
    to greater things
    in life
    they pass and leave
    witty profiles to
    the new generation
    I believe I'm one of the
    last
    of my time on witty
    I've seen it change and grow
    beautiful quotes; stunning
    But now its come to my time
    to move on to
    ....COLLEGe...
    goodbye Witty profiles

  12. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2015 6:53pm UTC
    College is weird. Like youre allowed to show your shoulders and somehow male students are still able to learn???

  13. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2015 7:06pm UTC
    High School teachers: "Theres still a minute left of class, sit down!!"
    College Teachers: "We still have 20 minutes left but im done teaching so bye."

  14. AnaCastro196 AnaCastro196
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2015 12:21am UTC
    School be like: "Your 12 year free trial is over; if you would like to continue please pay $240,000"

  15. alyssathedinoo alyssathedinoo
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2015 11:04pm UTC
    I recently graduated High School, and I am now in college.
    I haven't been on this website since middle school, so bear with me.
    If any of you have any questions at all about high school, or just life in general, feel free to comment (or however you guys communicate on here now), and I will try to get back to you as soon as possible.
    Advice, help, resources, any questions at all, I got your back.
    You all have the potential to do great things in high school, all you have to do is try.

  16. SmileyFacesAreAmazing SmileyFacesAreAmazing
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2015 6:15pm UTC
    a college entry
    i know no one cares but i'm posting this as a reminder to myself and to anyone out there- it gets better. so much better. i've been at college for FOUR days and already i feel at home and at ease. it hasn't been all ups, but there have been so so many more ups than there have been downs. i don't know if it's the new environment, the new people, or even being away from my parents and old friends, but i (dare i say it) feel happy, and that's a first in a very very long time. i never ever thuoght that i would make it to this point, so as a reminder to myself and a pointer to anyone out there- it really really does get better. keep hanging on.

  17. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2015 7:35pm UTC
    The scariest thing about college
    is that in less than a year I will
    know exactly where I'm going, but
    right now I have no idea
    what college I'll end up going to.

  18. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2015 5:56pm UTC
    I'd like to apologize
    to the colleges I'm applying
    to in advance for my lousy
    standardized test scores.

  19. riotgrrrl riotgrrrl
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2015 3:54pm UTC
    I think my history teacher just
    became my favorite person today.

  20. iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½* iLL-Legal AlienšŸ‘½*
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2015 9:42pm UTC
    We need money for college ;
    We need college for a job ;
    We need jobs for money ;
    WHO DESIGNED THIS SYSTEM???

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