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Best Cold Quotes This Week

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 2:17pm UTC
    u never truly appreciate how nice it is to be able to breathe through your nose until u get a cold

  2. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    Only 3 living beings are
    immune to cold:
    1. Polar bears
    2. Penguins
    3. Girls wearing sleeveless
    and backless dresses in
    marriages during severe
    winter. 
     
     
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  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 3:39pm UTC
    when youre wearin a cute outfit in winter and someone is like “aren’t you COLD” excuse me you are weak and your crops will never last the winter with that attitude

  4. JustNodandSmile JustNodandSmile
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Coldest Places in the World:
    5.) Russia
    4.) Alaska
    3.) Finland
    2.) Greenland
    1.) My bedroom at 7:00 AM

  5. CookieMonster09* CookieMonster09*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:16pm UTC
    me when i'm without my boyfriend: FOOD FOOD FOOOOOOD!
    me when i'm with my boyfriend: haha i'm joking i don't have a boyfriend.

  6. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 10:45pm UTC
    Truth is
    You're the reason i don't believe in love anymore

  7. MyWittyProfile MyWittyProfile
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2013 10:25pm UTC
    me: I'm so cold
    me: *continues to sit here in spandex and a sports bra*

  8. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2014 3:13pm UTC
    The forecast today was that it'sI can't feel my freaking face degrees.

  9. XxBOTDF4LYFExX XxBOTDF4LYFExX
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 9:29pm UTC
    I never really wanted you to see
    The screwed up side of me that I keep
    Locked inside of me so deep
    It always seems to get to me
    I never really wanted you to go
    So many things you should have known
    I guess for me there's just no hope
    I never meant to be so cold

  10. capsized* capsized*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 2:20am UTC
    they call them “goosebumps” because there are little, tiny, microscopic geese living inside of you and when you’re in a cold place they think they have reached the north and they all try to get out

  11. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2014 2:41pm UTC
    It's
    too
    cold
    outside
    for
    angels
    to
    fly.

  12. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 11:29am UTC
    people who would rather
    be too hot than too cold are the weirdest fullcking things

  13. Kaleidoscope Eyed* Kaleidoscope Eyed*
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2013 10:56pm UTC
    I feel so cold
    so sad
    so alone
    so misunderstood
    so confused
    so ugly
    so screwed up
    so weird
    so unlovable
    so
    me...............

  14. McDreamer* McDreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2014 5:30am UTC
    H e i s l i k e s n o w. .
    Beautiful
    b u t c o l d

  15. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    me 50% of the time: omg im too nice and a huge pushover i need to be assertive and say no i don’t want people to walk all over me
    me the other 50% of time: omg im so cold and mean people probably think I’m conceited and only care about myself I need to start helping everyone

  16. Overcast-Kid* Overcast-Kid*
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 11:23am UTC
    Such a nice winter we're having this spring, huh?

  17. *nerium* *nerium*
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2014 6:22pm UTC
    he was cold and it sometimes hurt to touch him, he made my skin itch with the tell-tale signs of frostbite setting in and sometimes i would cringe. i never shied away though, because the pain was worth the touch, the blessing.
    permanently, he was tainted blue, like lake fryxell or the Odessa sky in spring.
    bundled in blankets and burning his hand with the iron, he shivered.
    i loved his cheeks, they had a sign of life - they were red, blood vessels rushing to the surface - a kiss from jack frost. i was jealous.
    i made him angry once and it was beautiful. snow fell from the ceiling, a blizzard in the bedroom, defying logic and reason. it did not stop for hours - it did not melt - and when his mother died; he cried, and the room cried with him - lightening and thunder; the dark roar that makes children scream and hide beneath their beds. this, too, lasted for many hours. the snow melted, and my carpet was soaked with the smell of petrichor. he apologised and i did not understand why, because i've always loved the rain - the sound, the smell, the touch, the taste.
    i bet he tasted like rain.

  18. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 10:04pm UTC
    *during PE*
    My Friend: It's so cold today
    Me: You know what else is cold?
    Me: My soul

  19. lovefree15 lovefree15
    posted a quote
    November 19, 2013 11:34pm UTC
    You're gonna catch a cold
    from the ice inside your soul.

  20. release release
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 12:20pm UTC
    you get to a point
    where you don't feel sad anymore
    you just feel numb
    alone
    and cold
    until one day you finally just end it all.
    m.b.t.

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