Best Coffee Quotes This Week

BlackButterflies
posted a quote
January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC

oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
...
...
he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
which they're not.
because they don't exist.
because they're not real.
i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
but i have a coffee
and it's caramel flavoured
and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
why do bad things happen to good people?
maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
help help help help help
i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
i'm not a time machine
i wish i was a time machine.
abort abort abort

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
May 27, 2013 1:54pm UTC

why won't you
bump into me on the street
and ask for my number
and take me out for coffee
and fall in love with me .
What am i doing wrong?

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 11:45pm UTC

I'm stressed because I don't want to be a nurse or a teacher or a lawyer.
I just want to read books and listen to music and travel and drink coffee. But, there's so much pressure to become successful in terms of money and my career and I don't want to do any of that.

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Lolsorue_girl
posted a quote
April 4, 2013 2:36pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
You're at Starbucks?
Please post pictures of your coffee,I've never seen one before.

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gab*
posted a quote
December 7, 2013 5:23pm UTC

& i'm starting to envy the cup
of coffee that gets to kiss your
sleepy lips awake every cold
and bitter fall morning

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 24, 2013 10:33pm UTC

Coffee's like crack to white people.

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carson5482
posted a quote
May 22, 2013 9:09pm UTC

Just saw this on Tumblr:
I like my Presidents like I like my coffee....
Hot, strong, and black.
...LOL

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Jahyvie
posted a quote
February 12, 2013 7:37pm UTC

You'll need coffee shops and sunsets and road trips. Airplanes and passports and new songs and old songs, but people more than anything else. You will need other people and you will need to be that other person to someone else, a living breathing screaming invitation to believe better things. -Jamie Tworkowski

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rooftops*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 5:15pm UTC

I like drinking coffee alone and reading alone. I like riding the bus alone and walking home alone. It gives me time to think and set my mind free. I like eating alone and listening to music alone.
But when I see a mother with her child, a girl with her lover, or a friend laughing with her best friend, I realize that even though I like being alone, I don't fancy being lonely.
The sky is beautiful, but the people are sad. I just need someone who won't run away.

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Chris*
posted a quote
August 26, 2013 10:09am UTC

GOOD TIMES HAPPEN OVER
coffee.

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fool's gold*
posted a quote
August 4, 2014 8:50pm UTC

I want to travel Europe with you and
sleep in railway stations and drink cheap coffee and take
photos at famous places and I want to kiss you in
pretty streets you'll never forget, and I want to
sit down and talk about how beautiful it is to be us. ♥

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capsized*
posted a quote
December 5, 2013 1:44pm UTC

The great thing about coffee: it cures exhaustion at 11 pm and enables you to write a bomb azz paper.
The bad thing about coffee: it’s now 3 am and the only thing I want to do is cha cha real smooth.

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Chris*
posted a quote
September 21, 2013 5:15pm UTC

I need coffee
to wake me up these days
but I'd rather
have your lips
wake me up
every morning.
(AB)
.

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josie*
posted a quote
August 19, 2013 11:03am UTC

i don't believe everything really lasts.
If things lasted forever
then coffee wouldn't cool
and cigarettes wouldn't end
and feelings would stay the same
and you would still love me
BUt the cold hard truth is:
Nothing lasts forever,
Life simply goes on
and i'm trying to figure out where to go from there.

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ClayoTomatoe
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 3:01pm UTC

Mom: you need to start acting more mature
Me: ok I will go drink coffee, organize papers, and complain about my life on facebook
Mom: go to time-out

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Whatawittyfeeling
posted a quote
March 7, 2013 9:09pm UTC

my dog licked my hand when i had lotion on and now she wont even look at me omg omgomg
then she went and ate a load of food and heaps of water
now shes licking the ground
I'M SORRY OK MOCHA OK

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*Yours Truly*
posted a quote
December 20, 2014 2:44am UTC

My future spouse should know:
-I live in books
-I have a billion notebooks, but only use a handful of them.
-I will get excited if a song I like comes on the radio.
-I take horrendously long showers.
-I don't cry much, but when I do, it's at my lowest.
-A hug can go a long way.
-I'm as loyal as they get.
-I get very uncomfortable around too many people.
-I drink coffee all the time.
-I check my watch a lot so I have something to do, not because I have somewhere to be.
-I love surprises.
-I love when people leave little random notes for me. (Post-its, inside covers of books, ect.)
-There isn't a single day that I won't listen to the things on your mind.
-I get through most days by thinking "It'll pass. We'll figure it out."

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Chris*
posted a quote
July 26, 2013 5:10pm UTC

HAPPINESS
IS A CUP OF
COFFEE
& A REALLY
GOOD BOOK.

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vivre merveilleusement*
posted a quote
November 27, 2013 9:36pm UTC

how does Moses make his coffee?
Hebrews it.

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Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
posted a quote
October 12, 2014 9:11pm UTC

but why can I not conquer love...?

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