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Coffee Quotes

  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2018 2:21am UTC
    Coffee is black. Coffee is matter. Therefore, coffee is black matter.

  2. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    October 10, 2016 9:14pm UTC
    SHE WAS SUGAR. TOO BAD
    HE LIKED HIS COFFEE BLACK.

  3. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2016 6:11pm UTC
    You stand in the line just to hit a new low
    You're faking a smile with the coffee to go
    You tell me your life's been way off line
    You're falling to pieces everytime

  4. dontsellyourselfshort dontsellyourselfshort
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2016 1:42pm UTC
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    She's like cold coffee in the morning. I'm drunk off last night's whiskey and coke. She'll make me shiver without warning. And make me laugh as if I'm in on the joke.

  5. musicure musicure
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2016 3:30pm UTC
    all i want, is the taste that your lips allow

  6. Unintentional_Stalker Unintentional_Stalker
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2015 1:24am UTC
    I'm so mentally drained. I slept for twelve hours today, and I couldn't wake up all day. I had some coffee, then I took a nap, how is that possible? is that normal?

  7. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    May 7, 2015 10:57am UTC
    It is weird how I am the only person in my family who actually likes Starbucks and fancy coffee drinks, and cold drinks
    Everyone in my family dislikes Starbucks, and they only drink hot coffee

  8. nicolešŸŒ¹* nicolešŸŒ¹*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2015 8:59pm UTC
    I was checking myself out in the mirror and then I spilled coffee on myself
    why am i like this

  9. Emily Autopsy * Emily Autopsy *
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2015 9:40pm UTC
    i like my coffee black
    just like my metal.

  10. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2014 2:44am UTC
    My future spouse should know:
    -I live in books
    -I have a billion notebooks, but only use a handful of them.
    -I will get excited if a song I like comes on the radio.
    -I take horrendously long showers.
    -I don't cry much, but when I do, it's at my lowest.
    -A hug can go a long way.
    -I'm as loyal as they get.
    -I get very uncomfortable around too many people.
    -I drink coffee all the time.
    -I check my watch a lot so I have something to do, not because I have somewhere to be.
    -I love surprises.
    -I love when people leave little random notes for me. (Post-its, inside covers of books, ect.)
    -There isn't a single day that I won't listen to the things on your mind.
    -I get through most days by thinking "It'll pass. We'll figure it out."

  11. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    December 2, 2014 1:49am UTC
    Me: By the way, Dad, we're out of creamer.
    Dad: Already?
    Me: Yeah...but there wasn't that much to begin with.
    Dad: Good, 'cause that's why I bought extra. *Pulls out box of single-serve coffee creamers*
    This is why we get along so well.

  12. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2014 5:54pm UTC
    Coffee’s a big part of my life. Skinny caramel lattes are a daily thing that I get excited about and I never stop being excited about. So if I could just find one person who I felt that way about—the way I feel about coffee—then I think I’d be in a content relationship.

  13. Sweden* Sweden*
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2014 9:18pm UTC
    The night skies was like black coffee,
    dark as my entire soul in my body.
    The stars was like cut sugar cubes,
    The moon was the metallic spoon,
    Stiring the night into the morning,
    The skies clouds were like expresso foam,
    The smoke on the coffee was the wind,
    trees were the colour of coffee beans.
    I woke, up to the smell of coffee in the air,
    A sweet aroma, fragance, among the air.
    My hair was tousled, but I didn't care.
    I went to the kitchen, with you stirring the coffee.

  14. Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R Y0UNGL0V3MURD3R
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2014 9:11pm UTC
    but why can I not conquer love...?

  15. foreverisalie foreverisalie
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2014 5:16pm UTC
    i'd made my witty
    when i was a freshman in highschool, i'd used witty for a couple years
    and soon forgot about it. just this morning i remember i had an account and decided to check it out.
    so here i am, a college freshman, sitting at my desk, drinking coffee
    and reading through all my quotes with a smile on my face
    as memories come flooding back

  16. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2014 8:50pm UTC
    I want to travel Europe with you and
    sleep in railway stations and drink cheap coffee and take
    photos at famous places and I want to kiss you in
    pretty streets you'll never forget, and I want to
    sit down and talk about how beautiful it is to be us. ♥

  17. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2014 9:28pm UTC
    The best kind of friends are the ones who love coffee as much as I love coffee:)

  18. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2014 7:18pm UTC
    My mom complains that I drink too much coffee and makes me feel bad, yet she has three cups of coffee a day, and its okay
    I like drinking coffee, I drink it because it tastes good, not so that I eat less and not so that I stay awake or for any other reason people might drink coffee
    And I don't drink brewed coffee or black coffee or hot coffee. I drink iced coffee drinks and those frappuccinos from Starbucks, which probably have less caffine in them than a cup of brewed caffinated black coffee
    I drink coffee mostly because it tastes good, and it calms me down, it relaxes me, it is something I enjoy, I like going and getting coffee with friends and I like just drinking coffee by myself
    I hate when people complain about something, just to complain
    If my mom says I drink too much coffee, then I should be able to say she drinks too much coffee.
    But apparently parents have a magic way of never having any faults. I'm always the one doing something wrong, doing something for them to complain about, but I can't complain about things they do?
    Crazy...they have so many faults, I could list them. No one is perfect

  19. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2014 8:07pm UTC
    Coffee makes my world brighter

  20. Ashleyray123 Ashleyray123
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2014 9:07pm UTC
    Having a bad day or a boring day
    My dad calls me
    Dad: "I'm bringing you a frappuccino from Starbucks"
    Me: "Thank you!"
    Coffee solves everything, at least for me. Some people don't like the taste of coffee, but I love it. It makes me feel better, even when I am not unhappy, maybe just bored, it makes me happy, it relaxes me. Frappuccinos are my favorite drink, and my dad knows they are something I enjoy, so I don't think he minds getting them for me when I don't buy them myself. My mom, on the other hand, hates that I drink coffee. She thinks I drink coffee to suppress my appetite. No, I've been drinking coffee ever since I was little, it has nothing to do with that. I just like the taste of coffee, its enjoyable. I don't drink it to stay awake or suppress my appetite, it just tastes good, that's why I drink it

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