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Best Cleaning Quotes This Year

  1. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 3:49am UTC
    Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am?

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

  3. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 10:11am UTC
    Do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then
    5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and you just lay on the floor.

  4. BrokenTwilight BrokenTwilight
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 3:11pm UTC
    When I clean my room:
    0% Cleaning
    0% Complaining
    0% Playing with stuff I found
    100% Shoving everything within a 3 mile radius under my bed

  5. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Me: I'm Hungry
    Me: *Gets up and walks out of room*
    Me: *Hears my mom cleaning*
    Me: *Slowly backs up into my room again*

  6. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 3:23pm UTC
    my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning.
    open all the windows. throw out the old.
    wipe down the entire house. burn some incense.
    roast some coffee. then rest.
    that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy.
    — Anonymous, Self-Help

  7. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    I CAN 'T PROPERLY CLEAN MY ROOM...
    beause i get distracted with all the cool things i find!

  8. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 11:03pm UTC
    When you clean your glasses it's like switching from 240p to 720p.

  9. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 11:16am UTC
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
    Me: gravity mom

  10. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:14am UTC
    socks + wood floor = most fun u will ever have

  11. lovefree15 lovefree15
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    When I said that I cleaned my room, I meant that I just made a path from the door to bed.

  12. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Cleaning my room:
    1% Cleaning
    30% Complaining
    69% Playing With Stuff I Found

  13. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 11:14am UTC
    Time to clean my room:
    50% listening to music & dancing aroung, 49% being lazy, 1% just standing.

  14. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    Stolen Heart
    Chapter 4
    ''Are you new here?'' He asked, trying his best to give her a smile, but failed miserably because the only thing that proceeded on his face was a grimace. He saw the look in her eyes after that and quickly apologized, ''Sorry. I've just been in a tough time with my girlfriend. Well,'' he chuckled, regaining his words, ''Ex-girlfriend.''
    Rein raised her head to stare in his eyes and then she fell into them. They were ocean crystal blue eyes that made you fall desperately in love with. They seemed smooth and slithgly romantical, but she took her eyes off of them, coughing and clearing her throat. ''Actually I'm not new, Craig. You just never took the time to look to the, 'nerd' side.'
    The feeling of hurt that came in her stomach after her words was new to her. Why would she feel that anyways? Craig didn't really hang out with any nerds, it's not suprising he has no clue who she is. Plus, the grimace he was making to her wasn't helping in any way. He was only making it worst. She stood up by herself, making Craig bring his hand awkwardly back to his side. ''Oh, you're one of them.''
    Taken aback from that comment, Rein scoffed. The way he said it with some disgust in his voice was heating her up. He said it as if they weren't even some students attending this school. She understood he was just announced that his girlfriend was cheating on him with one of his best friends, but in no way does it give him the right to do this, ''What do you mean one of them?'' She said with a glare, crossing her arms over her breasts. Even though he was one of the popular people, she had no fear. They couldn't do anything to her anyways.
    ''I didn't mean it that wa--''
    ''Then in what way did you mean it, Craig.'' She interrupted him abrutly, taking a step to approach him. He felt uneasy about the situation and opened his arms wide,
    ''Why don't I help you pick up your books?'' He smiled with uneasiness, approaching the floor and grabbing the papers that felt like trash to him. Rein rolled her eyes, letting his comment go and knelt down beside to him, putting the right papers in the right binders. The silence that fell wasn't uncomfortable in any way. To her it felt nice and sweet to have a cute guy help her pick up her papers, not to mention, Craig Maser. It wasn't everyday that would happen. Her thoughts were interrupted by his question, ''What's your name?''
    She parted her lips to tell him, but stopped herslef. This could be quite fun, ''Figure it out.'' She whispered, chuckling with a long white smile spreading through her face.
    6 faves for the next chapter.
    Let me know for mistakes.

  15. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    My Mom: These sweaters don't fit anymore so you can have them.
    My Mom: My friend from work's daughter cleaned out her closet so here are some clothes.
    My Mom: I found this old stack of books I never read so you can have them.
    My Mom: You left your magazines and stuff on the table downstairs so I put them in your room even though they belong on the bookshelf.
    My Mom: Here are some arts and crafts things your aunt doesn't want.
    My Mom: This glass jar looks cool so you can have it.
    My Mom: I cleaned the house so I put everything that was yours in your room even though they are supposed to go in various places around the house.
    My Mom: I don't have the space in my room for this so can you hold onto it thanks
    My Mom: Here is a doll I had when I was your age cherish it forever plz
    My Mom: DEAR GOD YOUR ROOM IS SO MESSY IT LOOKS LIKE A BOMB WENT OFF. YOU'RE GROUNDED, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE AND LAPTOP AND BY THE WAY YOU CAN'T HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS THIS WEEKEND UNTIL THAT ROOM IS CLEAN. DO YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN IT? I DIDN'T THINK SO. OH MY GOD ARE YOU DOING HOMEWORK WHY AREN'T YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM. UGHHH. GOD YOU'RE SO IRRESPONSIBLE AND A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY.

  16. WhathePotato WhathePotato
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 12:19pm UTC
    My mom says I should clean my room, and I should. But I won't.

  17. 2boxenofdonuts 2boxenofdonuts
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 12:54pm UTC
    Mom: Dad and I are going out shopping. Your room better be clean by the time we get back
    Me: Okay.. -_-
    Me: *wastes time on internet for an hour*
    Me: *hears garage door open* :O
    Me: *CLEANS ROOM LIKE A NINJA* >:O

  18. happygirl22 happygirl22
    posted a quote
    July 15, 2013 2:41pm UTC
    Cleaning my room
    *Finds a dollar*
    "I am rich!"
    Finishes cleaning
    "Where'd my dollar go???"

  19. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 6:29am UTC
    Me when cleaning up: Everything has to look perfect and if something looks slightly wrong or anything likely during the process, let's ditch everything.

  20. xxUntoldXXSecretsxx xxUntoldXXSecretsxx
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 7:18pm UTC
    Me: *Thinking* I'm gonna be a great daughter today. I'll clean my room, sweep the floor, mow the lawn, wash the cars, clean the windows, do the laundry, scrub the floors...
    *Plans elaborate ways to clean the house.*
    *Gets home, sits on couch, picks up laptop.*
    Me: "Eh, maybe another day."

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