Cleaning Quotes

courtneylol_*
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July 25, 2013 1:21pm UTC

mom: *sweeping*
mom: *screams*
me: what?
mom: a bug that jumps! *screams*
mom;*grabs a shoes and hits the bug 20 times*
mom: oh yeah? JUMP NOW.

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piglet_pooh
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July 20, 2013 10:12pm UTC

*Mom asks you to clean your room*
Normal People: Ok mom! One sec! *shuts self in room and listens to music all day*
Some People: Ok mom! *cleans room in like 14 seconds*
Me: Ok mom! *jumps out window* *flies to australia* *gets swallowed by a whale* *meets Dory and Marlin*

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goawayanthony*
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July 19, 2013 5:59pm UTC

there's a fine line
between bored and cleaning your room, mom

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happygirl22
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July 15, 2013 2:41pm UTC

Cleaning my room
*Finds a dollar*
"I am rich!"
Finishes cleaning
"Where'd my dollar go???"

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LaylaTheAwesome
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July 13, 2013 4:21pm UTC

My mum always tells me that it's her house, but when it's time to clean it magically becomes my house too.

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Bec*
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July 4, 2013 11:03pm UTC

When you clean your glasses it's like switching from 240p to 720p.

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dreamer*
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June 28, 2013 3:49am UTC

Do you ever just get a random burst of motivation to clean your room, write a novel, paint a masterpiece or read a book at like 3am?

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FreddyJ
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June 20, 2013 10:50am UTC

I was going to clean my room...
but then I remembered I have internet access.

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musicismylife131313
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June 15, 2013 1:05am UTC

I got bored and decided to clean up my room a bit.... Never again

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BrokenTwilight
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:11pm UTC

When I clean my room:
0% Cleaning
0% Complaining
0% Playing with stuff I found
100% Shoving everything within a 3 mile radius under my bed

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britany*
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May 16, 2013 8:49pm UTC

Me: I'm Hungry
Me: *Gets up and walks out of room*
Me: *Hears my mom cleaning*
Me: *Slowly backs up into my room again*

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Betsaaaaaaay
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May 12, 2013 4:27pm UTC

me: i'm bored
mom: well your room needs cleaning.
me: no, can i go see a movie
mom: it started 10 minutes ago
me: so what do i do
mom: well the upstairs needs cleaning
me: mother do you not understand i don't want to clean

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WhathePotato
posted a quote
April 28, 2013 12:19pm UTC

My mom says I should clean my room, and I should. But I won't.

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xxUntoldXXSecretsxx
posted a quote
April 26, 2013 7:18pm UTC

Me: *Thinking* I'm gonna be a great daughter today. I'll clean my room, sweep the floor, mow the lawn, wash the cars, clean the windows, do the laundry, scrub the floors...
*Plans elaborate ways to clean the house.*
*Gets home, sits on couch, picks up laptop.*
Me: "Eh, maybe another day."

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cocopuffs
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April 20, 2013 7:24pm UTC

Cleaning my room:
1% Cleaning
30% Complaining
69% Playing With Stuff I Found

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jimboslice3
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 11:04am UTC

I can't clean my room because
I get distracted by the cool stuff I find.

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Erica_213
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March 16, 2013 6:27pm UTC

ME: Okay, I'm done cleaning my room.
MY MOM: Hmm.. okay now go clean...
the bathroom, bathroom closet, the stairs,
and the basment. Oh and the Kitchen.
ME: Damm*t.
MY MOM: What was that?
ME: Nothinnngggg...

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summmer_love
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March 13, 2013 9:38am UTC

Me doing dishes = headphones blasting falling in reverse, dancing and singing using spoons as microphones.

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YouKnowYoureA
posted a quote
March 11, 2013 10:50pm UTC

You know your'e a mexican...
When whenever you see a mexican on border patroll you yell traitor

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YouKnowYoureA
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March 11, 2013 10:40pm UTC

You know your'e a mexican...
When whenever you see a mexican on border patroll you yell traitor

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