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Cleaning Quotes

  1. gkotiaho* gkotiaho*
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2017 4:59pm UTC
    I've always been the one
    To pick up the pieces
    From the fallout
    You leave in your wake.
    It is I who grabs the broom
    with the soft bristles and
    Gently cleans away the
    Broken shards of glass.
    It is I who cleans the
    Festering wounds
    With a drop of alcohol,
    The sting followed by
    My loving kiss.
    It is I who calms the raging
    Ocean, as her waves wash
    Upon the shore with force.
    I drown in her fears and sorrows,
    And my slow death soothes her.
    And it is I who comes back
    Each and every time
    To repair the damage
    That you carelessly inflicted.
    When you return,
    You attempt to tend
    To the hurt,
    But there's only so much
    That you can do.
    For this cleanup crew
    Consists of only one.
    -(cleanup crew) G. Kotiaho

  2. Eunikeliving Eunikeliving
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2016 7:35am UTC
    http://www.eunikeliving.com/

  3. *blushes* *blushes*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 6:29am UTC
    Me when cleaning up: Everything has to look perfect and if something looks slightly wrong or anything likely during the process, let's ditch everything.

  4. desperado* desperado*
    posted a quote
    July 3, 2014 3:23pm UTC
    my mom taught me the therapeutic power of cleaning.
    open all the windows. throw out the old.
    wipe down the entire house. burn some incense.
    roast some coffee. then rest.
    that way the tears from last night don’t feel as heavy.
    — Anonymous, Self-Help

  5. whereismymind whereismymind
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2014 6:58pm UTC
    Do we realize that "cleaning" is just moving stuff to less noticeable places?

  6. *Yours Truly* *Yours Truly*
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2014 12:43am UTC
    You know you have procrastination problems
    when you actually clean to put something else off.

  7. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2014 11:16am UTC
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?
    Me: gravity mom

  8. MarsMellow MarsMellow
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 8:51pm UTC
    Fred:WELCOME BACK.
    Fred:I've got some good news and some bad news.
    Fred:You know your fish. I was cleaning his bowl...
    Fred:And I accidentaly chopped him up in the blender.
    Jack:What's the good news?
    Fred:It tasted delicous.

  9. writtenrain* writtenrain*
    posted a quote
    February 1, 2014 10:40pm UTC
    My Mom: These sweaters don't fit anymore so you can have them.
    My Mom: My friend from work's daughter cleaned out her closet so here are some clothes.
    My Mom: I found this old stack of books I never read so you can have them.
    My Mom: You left your magazines and stuff on the table downstairs so I put them in your room even though they belong on the bookshelf.
    My Mom: Here are some arts and crafts things your aunt doesn't want.
    My Mom: This glass jar looks cool so you can have it.
    My Mom: I cleaned the house so I put everything that was yours in your room even though they are supposed to go in various places around the house.
    My Mom: I don't have the space in my room for this so can you hold onto it thanks
    My Mom: Here is a doll I had when I was your age cherish it forever plz
    My Mom: DEAR GOD YOUR ROOM IS SO MESSY IT LOOKS LIKE A BOMB WENT OFF. YOU'RE GROUNDED, GIVE ME YOUR PHONE AND LAPTOP AND BY THE WAY YOU CAN'T HANG OUT WITH YOUR FRIENDS THIS WEEKEND UNTIL THAT ROOM IS CLEAN. DO YOU WANT ME TO CLEAN IT? I DIDN'T THINK SO. OH MY GOD ARE YOU DOING HOMEWORK WHY AREN'T YOU CLEANING YOUR ROOM. UGHHH. GOD YOU'RE SO IRRESPONSIBLE AND A DISGRACE TO THIS FAMILY.

  10. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 10:24pm UTC
    I CAN 'T PROPERLY CLEAN MY ROOM...
    beause i get distracted with all the cool things i find!

  11. dreamer* dreamer*
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2013 10:11am UTC
    Do you ever get the urge to clean your entire room and then
    5 minutes after u start you’re like nah son and you just lay on the floor.

  12. Secret42 Secret42
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 1:05pm UTC
    CookieDoughFormats
    Every winter I fill every sweater pocket I have with tissues,and when spring comes,my spring cleaning is taking out all those tissues.
    CookieDoughFormats
    My quote.Do notsteal

  13. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 2:28pm UTC
    i used to be afraid of ghosts when i was little so my mom used to tell me that they can be vacuumed up so she gave me a hand-held vacuum and would make me go around the house cleaning telling me that i was getting rid of all the ghosts

  14. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 11:14am UTC
    socks + wood floor = most fun u will ever have

  15. lovefree15 lovefree15
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    When I said that I cleaned my room, I meant that I just made a path from the door to bed.

  16. T1nk3rF4iryk T1nk3rF4iryk
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 11:14am UTC
    Time to clean my room:
    50% listening to music & dancing aroung, 49% being lazy, 1% just standing.

  17. Pudding007 Pudding007
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 1:50pm UTC
    Mom: Hey laura go clean the..
    Me: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM *runs away*

  18. *compassionate soul* *compassionate soul*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 6:45pm UTC
    When you're bored and don't feel like going for a walk or hanging with friends but wanna keep busy just put on your fave upbeat playlist or whatever and find a room or specific item (refrigerator, stove, windows...etc) and clean until your satisfied with whatever or wherever you were cleaning looks :P

  19. BlissfulDisease* BlissfulDisease*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:29pm UTC
    It's funny how your parents say it's their house when it needs cleaning when it's magically yours too.

  20. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 1:44pm UTC
    Stolen Heart
    Chapter 4
    ''Are you new here?'' He asked, trying his best to give her a smile, but failed miserably because the only thing that proceeded on his face was a grimace. He saw the look in her eyes after that and quickly apologized, ''Sorry. I've just been in a tough time with my girlfriend. Well,'' he chuckled, regaining his words, ''Ex-girlfriend.''
    Rein raised her head to stare in his eyes and then she fell into them. They were ocean crystal blue eyes that made you fall desperately in love with. They seemed smooth and slithgly romantical, but she took her eyes off of them, coughing and clearing her throat. ''Actually I'm not new, Craig. You just never took the time to look to the, 'nerd' side.'
    The feeling of hurt that came in her stomach after her words was new to her. Why would she feel that anyways? Craig didn't really hang out with any nerds, it's not suprising he has no clue who she is. Plus, the grimace he was making to her wasn't helping in any way. He was only making it worst. She stood up by herself, making Craig bring his hand awkwardly back to his side. ''Oh, you're one of them.''
    Taken aback from that comment, Rein scoffed. The way he said it with some disgust in his voice was heating her up. He said it as if they weren't even some students attending this school. She understood he was just announced that his girlfriend was cheating on him with one of his best friends, but in no way does it give him the right to do this, ''What do you mean one of them?'' She said with a glare, crossing her arms over her breasts. Even though he was one of the popular people, she had no fear. They couldn't do anything to her anyways.
    ''I didn't mean it that wa--''
    ''Then in what way did you mean it, Craig.'' She interrupted him abrutly, taking a step to approach him. He felt uneasy about the situation and opened his arms wide,
    ''Why don't I help you pick up your books?'' He smiled with uneasiness, approaching the floor and grabbing the papers that felt like trash to him. Rein rolled her eyes, letting his comment go and knelt down beside to him, putting the right papers in the right binders. The silence that fell wasn't uncomfortable in any way. To her it felt nice and sweet to have a cute guy help her pick up her papers, not to mention, Craig Maser. It wasn't everyday that would happen. Her thoughts were interrupted by his question, ''What's your name?''
    She parted her lips to tell him, but stopped herslef. This could be quite fun, ''Figure it out.'' She whispered, chuckling with a long white smile spreading through her face.
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