Best Chinese Quotes This Year

Steve
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February 7, 2013 11:57pm UTC

Do not wait until you're thirsty to dig a well

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Steve
posted a quote
February 11, 2013 11:08pm UTC

Experience is a comb which nature gives to men when they are bald.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 7:32pm UTC

Me: Hi I'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beff frie-
Chinese Restaraunt: Do you want eggroll?
Me: I didn't even finish my order.
Chinese Restaraunt: *to the chef* 这个男孩想三千侧顺序蛋卷蛋卷
Me: What

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happiest*
posted a quote
October 2, 2013 2:42pm UTC

no matter what you’re good at there will be a 7 year old chinese kid who’s better

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glitter162*
posted a quote
May 5, 2013 5:53pm UTC

I bet Chinese people go to
American restaurants and ask for a fork so they can show off to their friends.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 4:35pm UTC

你是一个妓女
you're a wh.ore.

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ѕυммєяѕυηѕєтѕ*
posted a quote
March 20, 2013 4:48pm UTC

你應得的微笑
You deserve to smile.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
January 4, 2014 10:22am UTC

私は怖がっています
Ｉ＇ｍｔｅｒｒｉｆｉｅｄ
失うのへ
ｏｆｌｏｓｉｎｇ
私はなしでは生きていけないものを
ｗｈａｔＩｃａｎ＇ｔｌｉｖｅｗｉｔｈｏｕｔ

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Plusle_N_Minun
posted a quote
May 21, 2013 9:24pm UTC

So I had to go into a kindergarten class to deliver some papers to the teacher
But I could see she was in the middle of a lesson so I waited.
The lesson was about learning about people's nationalities.
And where they came from.
She went around the room asking each student what their nationality is.
Each student replied proudly:
"American!" "Chinese!" "Italian!" "Mexican!" "Japanese!" "Dutch!"
She came around to the last student and asked him what his nationality was.
He seemed confused or uncertain of his answer.
But in a proud voice he said:
"I am Human."

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 7, 2013 5:29pm UTC

它說，那些不睡覺的人混淆現實與夢想
it's said that those who don't sleep confuse reality with dream

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Serotonin
posted a quote
July 10, 2013 6:28am UTC

健全なる魂は、
健全なる精神と、
健全なる肉体に宿る
a s o u n d s o u l
d w e l l s w i t h i n a s o u n d m i n d
a n d a s o u n d b o d y

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Steve
posted a quote
August 20, 2015 4:17am UTC

A man without a smiling face must not open a shop.
— Chinese Proverb

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Chris*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:37pm UTC

我爱你
i'm in love with you

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RingoStar
posted a quote
April 2, 2013 8:10pm UTC

when i said nuke the chinese,
i meant put the take out in the microwave.

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🐝*
posted a quote
July 6, 2014 11:42am UTC

“There are many paths to the top of the mountain,
but the view is always the same”

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gucci prince*
posted a quote
July 11, 2013 9:53pm UTC

British: Tea
Chinese: Rice
American: Burgers
Arabian: Meat
Me: Tericburgemeat

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zimchim*
posted a quote
February 15, 2014 1:50am UTC

there's a chinese legend that says,
everyone has an invisible red string tied around their pinky.
the other end of the string is tied around the pinky of their true love.

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aleexisbrookeexoxo
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 4:42pm UTC

That awkward moment when you have no idea
what the Chinese lady painting your nails just said.

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 10:53am UTC

永遠
forever

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E*
posted a quote
February 3, 2014 5:18pm UTC

参观美丽的景色
直到末期才来到
visit beautiful places until
end will come (e.t.)

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