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  1. NezhoniiLovesTheFay NezhoniiLovesTheFay
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 5:22pm UTC
    mom: I dont understand how you could be Atheist
    me: ok
    mom: everyone needs a God, even you
    me: chinese food
    mom: what
    me: chinese food will be my God
    mom:
    me:
    mom: youre coming to church next Sunday
    me: only if we stop for chinese afterwards
    mom:
    me:
    mom:
    me:
    mom: fine
    me: *high-fives myself*

  2. gcontento gcontento
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    我爱你
    i love you

  3. XxTwilightXx XxTwilightXx
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 7:44am UTC
    我的神与我同在
    My god is with me!!!

  4. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2013 12:37pm UTC
    我爱你
    i'm in love with you

  5. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 8:03pm UTC
    他妈的关闭
    f.ck off

  6. SaturdayInJuly SaturdayInJuly
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 6:08pm UTC
    月亮代表我的心

  7. WhenAllElseFails WhenAllElseFails
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 12:13am UTC
    me: hi i'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some vegetable frie-
    chinese restaraunt: do u want egg roll
    me: i didn't even finish my order
    chinese restaraunt: *to the chef* zhīfáng mêiguó xīwáng dán juān
    me: what

  8. Tman89frost Tman89frost
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    你是一个阴户
    You're a Cûnt

  9. Nina Elizabeth* Nina Elizabeth*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 7:56am UTC
    希望
    hope

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:35pm UTC
    你是一个妓女
    you're a wh.ore.

  11. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 4:00pm UTC
    我會永遠懷念你
    i will always miss you

  12. TheCopyCat TheCopyCat
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 10:59am UTC
    Me: Hi I'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beff frie-
    Chinese Restaraunt: Do you want eggroll?
    Me: I didn't even finish my order.
    Chinese Restaraunt: *to the chef* 这个男孩想三千侧顺序蛋卷蛋卷
    Me: What

  13. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:32pm UTC
    Me: Hi I'd like to order sweet and sour chicken, some beff frie-
    Chinese Restaraunt: Do you want eggroll?
    Me: I didn't even finish my order.
    Chinese Restaraunt: *to the chef* 这个男孩想三千侧顺序蛋卷蛋卷
    Me: What

  14. we2areawesome we2areawesome
    posted a quote
    July 18, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    *Me and friend at the beach*
    Me: "God created everyone differently but he got
    bored by the time he got to China"
    Me and friend: *Laughing like retards*
    *chinese woman walks by*
    Chinese woman: "B//TCH U DON'T KNOW ME!"
    Me and friend: O_O -thinks- where did you come from!?

  15. gucci prince* gucci prince*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    British: Tea
    Chinese: Rice
    American: Burgers
    Arabian: Meat
    Me: Tericburgemeat

  16. Serotonin Serotonin
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 6:28am UTC
    健全なる魂は、
    健全なる精神と、
    健全なる肉体に宿る
    a s o u n d s o u l
    d w e l l s w i t h i n a s o u n d m i n d
    a n d a s o u n d b o d y

  17. Otaku Otaku
    posted a quote
    July 7, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    快乐
    Five Points To Live Happily
    1. Know that after all,
    LIFE IS SIMPLE.
    Do not complicate it.
    2. Be generous in your
    thoughts, deeds, and things.
    3. Remember that things go
    according to your karma–
    whether you like it or not.
    4. Humbly obey the law of the
    Universe (Tao)
    5. Be positive under any
    circumstances.
    By
    Eido T. Shimano Roshi
    Abbot, Zen Studies Society

  18. Otaku Otaku
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    人生发生的每一件事,都有它意义。
    every single thing that happens in life, has it's own meaning.

  19. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 28, 2013 9:45pm UTC
    爱自己
    love yourself first

  20. Chris* Chris*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 2:46pm UTC

    pain

:)

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