Cheeto Quotes

SelinTheBean*
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May 29, 2014 6:57pm UTC

if you're reading this i'm beautiful

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SelinTheBean*
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May 27, 2014 6:41pm UTC

gay people can't do this
women shouldn't do that
but touch my semiautomatic rifle and you're attacking my rights

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SelinTheBean*
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January 3, 2014 2:00pm UTC

"i'm hungry but i just had breakfast 7 minutes ago" a book by me

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SelinTheBean*
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December 9, 2013 8:13pm UTC

GROW UP. GO TO SCHOOL. GRADUATE.
GET A DEGREE. GET A JOB. MAKE MONEY.
GET MARRIED. HAVE KIDS. OBEY THE LAWS.
DIE.
YOU ARE NOT FREE.

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SelinTheBean*
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December 2, 2013 8:11pm UTC

I’m dreaming of a #ffffff christmas

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SelinTheBean*
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December 1, 2013 12:06pm UTC

“Airports see more sincere kisses than wedding halls. The walls of hospitals have heard more prayers than the walls of churches.”
- Unknown

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SelinTheBean*
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November 16, 2013 4:35pm UTC

panic! at the deadline

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SelinTheBean*
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September 26, 2013 5:23pm UTC

*conversation with mom*
me: hey mom I was thinking of being a stand up comedian because my jokes are really funny
mom: no they're really not you never finish them because you laugh at literally everything you say
me: i do not
mom: oh yeah?
me: yeah i'll prove it
me: how does moses
me: giggle chuckle
me:
me:make his tea
me:
me: snicker
me:
me:
me: hAHAH HahAHaha ho hahahahMY God MO M I S2 G HAHah hAH aAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAhahaHAHAHH

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SelinTheBean*
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September 17, 2013 2:48pm UTC

it's my 16th birthday today omg

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kelly*
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September 3, 2013 3:43am UTC

me flirting: if you were a cheeto you'd be a hot cheeto

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