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  1. crimson24 crimson24
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2015 9:34pm UTC
    After Tuesday, even the calendar goes W T F...

  2. blackrose97 blackrose97
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2014 11:22am UTC
    Cheesy Pick-up Line #17:
    What do YOU and the WEATHER have in common?
    You're both hot!

  3. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 10:59am UTC
    Your eyes have a perfect wavelength of 563.4 nm.

  4. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 10:59am UTC
    WebMD says your love is contagious.

  5. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 10:57am UTC
    Isn't your e-mail address beautifulgirl@mydreams.com?

  6. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 10:56am UTC
    My servers never go down... but I do!

  7. theonewithin theonewithin
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2014 10:55am UTC
    Are you sitting on the F5 key? Cause your a$$ is refreshing.

  8. blackrose97 blackrose97
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2014 11:19am UTC
    Cheesy Pick-up Line #16:
    Can i tie your shoe? because i dont want you falling for anyone else

  9. blackrose97 blackrose97
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2014 11:16am UTC
    Cheesy Pick-up Line # 15:
    Are you lost ma'am? because heaven is far away

  10. blackrose97 blackrose97
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2014 11:13am UTC
    Cheesy Pick-up Line # 14:
    Did you eat lucky charms this morning because you look magically delicious!

  11. blackrose97 blackrose97
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 11:08am UTC
    Cheesy Pick-Up Line #12:
    On a scale of 1-10 you are a 9 and I am the 1 you need.

  12. blackrose97 blackrose97
    posted a quote
    November 24, 2014 11:07am UTC
    Cheesy Pick-up line #11:
    Are you a angle?
    Because your looking RIGHT!

  13. blackrose97 blackrose97
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2014 11:11am UTC
    Cheesy Pick-up Line #8:
    Guy: i wanna be a superhero, wanna guess what i wanna be?
    Girl: Superman, Batman, Ironman, Spiderman?
    Guy: I wanna be YOURMAN

  14. blackrose97 blackrose97
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2014 11:13am UTC
    Cheesy Pick-up Lines #7:
    You wanna know whats the best thing in my life?
    Read the first word of the question.

  15. foreverbrokenhearted foreverbrokenhearted
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 9:06pm UTC
    he tripped over my foot today & honestly, it was the cutest thing ever.

  16. blackrose97 blackrose97
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 11:09am UTC
    Cheesy Pick-up Line #7:
    Do you have a map?
    Because I keep getting lost in your eyes

  17. blackrose97 blackrose97
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2014 11:06am UTC
    Cheesy Pick-up Line #6:
    Did we have a class together?
    I could've sworn we had chemistry!;)

  18. Jay* Jay*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2014 7:38pm UTC
    she's my world ❤♥ <33

  19. ♥Dreamer* ♥Dreamer*
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2014 12:08pm UTC
    αяє уσυ яєℓαтє∂ тσ уσ∂α?
    вє¢αυѕє уσ∂αℓι¢ισυѕ

  20. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 17, 2014 7:56pm UTC
    "Hey , Can I download your picture? " "Why ? :-/" "I just wanna show my friends that angels exist." " Awwww"

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