Best Cheese Quotes Today

Cammie
posted a quote
July 30, 2013 12:08pm UTC

What happens at Olive Garden when they're grating the cheese and you don't say "when"?
The waiter gets more and more concered as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. They eventually plead with you to stop this madness and you just when but hold firm. Olive Garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building, as the cheese begins to pour out to the street. The world floods with cheese. All is cheese.

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Shanaynor
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March 27, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Who wants to play the word game? Okay, so to play, you have to say the first word (in the comments) that comes to mind when you see the word the person before you commented, no matter how weird. I'll start:
Cheese

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Jakeisawesome
posted a quote
June 24, 2013 11:49am UTC

Hi I'm Jake. I don't like cheese

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alyson545
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 8:33pm UTC

We buy things
we don’t need
with money
we don't have
to impress people
we don't like.
nmq

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Fαy Στylες*
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 9:51am UTC

"Like a cheese stick"
"No Dad , it's g6 "

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alyson545
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:04pm UTC

Ten Reasons Why
Chapter Eight
"Are you done yet?" Noah grumbled from outside the door for what felt like the hundreth time that hour.
And yes, my fixation took about an hour.
Who knows, I lost track of time after the first five minutes.
"No, now shut it," Delilah snapped, looking irratated that she was hearing
the same question as a few minutes ago.
She had just put on yet another outfit on me that she had put together with the clothes
from her closet.
Most of her clothing had fit me, seeing as she was pretty tall for her age.
She looked over my whole body once, and I was enormously relieved to
find her smiling in approvement at what she had put on me. "This looks really good.
Of course though, we're gonna have to go shopping to fill up your closet with
some cute stuff. You can't just wear something cute one day."
I shrugged, honestly not caring how I looked at school, as always.
But yet, after the young girl had spun me around and towards the
mirror to look at myself for the first time, I gasped at what I found.
I couldn't lie, the girl was good.
What I wore was honestly rather simple, yet still stunning.
Especially compared to the sweatpants and baggy t-shirts I usually wore.
I now wore a flowy white tank top, which showed off my surprisingly
nice curves since it was tucked into some ripped light skinny jeans, which also showed off some fit legs I never took notice of before.
To complete the look, i wore a golden charm necklace that hung low,
and some gladiator sandals.
On top of that, Delilah had applied some makeup on my face, simple things
like mascara, lip gloss, blush, etc. Though in conclusion, it gave off
the natural makeup look. My dark brown hair cascaded in waves over my shoulders
and down my back. It almost went down to my waist,
surprising me since I usually wore it in a ponytail, so I hadn't known it was this long.
All in all though, I felt so pretty right then-- something i hadn't felt in a bit. After everything in my life went downhill, I stopped trying.
"Okay, now I'm done!"
"Finally," Noah grumbled from outside, his voice muffled. He opened the door, sauntering in.
And then he froze.
_________________________________________
Oh Noah boy, what shall you say in the next chapter?
Oh and , I don't notify anymore, it takes a while with so many people needing to be notified.
Sorry guys. :(

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alyson545
posted a quote
February 9, 2013 11:22pm UTC

Ten Reasons Why
Chapter Nine
He stood there, looking handsome as always, staring at me with an unreadable expression.
An expression I hadn't seen on him yet, and desperately wanted to know the meaning of. Then all of a sudden, as if suddenly snapping out of some sort of daze, he sent a small smirk towards my direction,
before looking over at his sister.
"Nice work Del," He said simply. And for some strange reasons,
I felt a tad disappointed. I shook it off and smiled a bit.
"Yeah, thank you for this. I actually feel really great about myself for once," I told her gratefully.
She grinned at me. "It's no problem at all, I like adore giving makeovers."
I chuckled. "I could seriously tell. I think you almost poked my eye out at one point with the mascara brush because you were jumping around with excitement so much."
She smiled sheepishly, before winking at me.
Suddenly realizing that Noah hadn't said anything else since his first comment,
I turned and spotted him now leaning against the wall with his arms crossed, a far away look in his eyes.
He looked so deep in thought, I wondered curiously what he was thinking of so hard.
"Hey, No!" Del exclaimed, trying to get his attention, as she must've also noticed his state.
"Huh?" He snapped his gaze towards her as he said this.
She rolled her eyes. "Lost in thought much?"
He ignored her and stood up, walking towards me.
"Alright, so we've got this part of my plan down. Now all you've gotta do is go to school tomorrow like this and you'll work your magic."
I frowned as I realized I had forgotten the fact that tomorrow, everyone would see me like this.
And suddenly, millions of butterflies formed in my stomach.
"Ye-yep." I stammered. He chuckled. "What, you nervous?" I shrugged, and put a straight face on. "Nah, I'm perfect."
His smirk widened. "Oh yeah? You sure?"
Looking over at him, I stumbled back a bit, surprised at how close he was all of a sudden.
Was he not all the way over there just now?
I suddenly realized his sister had ran off somewhere.
"Y-yes," I stuttered. Our noses were almost touching.
Well, not exactly since he was so much taller than me.
"What's the matter, is my close proximity making you nervous?"
I shook my head.
He leaned in, and I held my breath.
"Well see you at school tomorrow, Rain," He whispered in my ear, before sauntering out.
I exhaled.
_________________________________________
I KNOW WHAT YOU'RE ALL THINKING -- "OH ALYSSA, YOU'RE SO SLOW."
I know, i know. But next chapter is the next day scene. +I made this chapter long broskis.

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cocopuffs
posted a quote
April 13, 2014 3:25pm UTC

never give up on your dreams
keep sleeping.

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SalemSoto
posted a quote
May 30, 2013 5:54pm UTC

AGE IS NOT IMPORTANT.
unless your a cheese.
CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
January 7, 2014 12:16pm UTC

I have the
"I take too many selfies" syndrome

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alyson545
posted a quote
January 30, 2013 5:12pm UTC

me when i havent eaten: im hungry
me when im full: im hungry

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
April 30, 2014 4:35pm UTC

Age is
not important
unless you're
a cheese.

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Sugarlollies78
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 4:09am UTC

Sharks aren't so bad....
If a stranger entered my house wearing only a speedo, I would probably attack him too.

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Hi, Sierra*
posted a quote
November 10, 2014 1:34pm UTC

I like cheese, too.

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a l a y n a ✌*
posted a quote
November 10, 2014 1:33pm UTC

I like cheese

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IKnewYouWereTrouble
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 7:26pm UTC

You're insecure.
donut what for.
you're turning lettuce heads
when you walk through the door.
don't knead makeup
taco verr up.
lima bean the way that you are
is enough.
everyone else eating cheese can
see it.
everyone else but you.
BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY FRIDGE
LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
THEY WAY THAT YOU CHEW YOUR
FOOD GETS ME OVERWHELMED.
AND WHEN IT FALLS IN YOUR BOOBS
I WON'T JUDGE YOU.
CAUSE IT HAPPENS TO ME TOO.
ladies and gentlemen, this is all I have accomplished in the first week of school.

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TylerPyler
posted a quote
March 4, 2013 1:28pm UTC

Just let me
KISS
you

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taytay8056
posted a quote
July 1, 2013 10:10pm UTC

If someone ever tells you that you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta,
stop talking to them.
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
February 24, 2014 8:39pm UTC

Something I want to do before I die
Is throw a huge mac and cheese party

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ThatWittyGuy
posted a quote
February 5, 2013 4:16am UTC

Gay is a s/xuality, not an insult.

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