Cheese Quotes

breezy_mac
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August 25, 2013 8:37am UTC

*flirts with pizza*

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BarelyLegal
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August 21, 2013 11:18pm UTC

" Great story , but in what chapter do you shut the fúck up ? "

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*wookie bear**
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August 18, 2013 2:11am UTC

Me: *uploads photo of me*
Me: eww no
Me: *presses delete 56 times*
Me: *kills five people*
Me: *becomes president*
Me: omg why won't u delete
Me: omg
Me: omg
Me: omg
Me: *eats family*

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KingdomMinded16
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August 13, 2013 7:06am UTC

When the cheese falls out of my hot pocket
fml.

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Cammie
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July 30, 2013 12:08pm UTC

What happens at Olive Garden when they're grating the cheese and you don't say "when"?
The waiter gets more and more concered as the cheese starts piling up and you remain silent. They eventually plead with you to stop this madness and you just when but hold firm. Olive Garden fills with cheese, killing everyone in the building, as the cheese begins to pour out to the street. The world floods with cheese. All is cheese.

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ihaspotatoquake
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July 18, 2013 7:19pm UTC

CHEESE:
changed my life forever and will always remain in my life
like forever it will

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ihaspotatoquake
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July 18, 2013 7:11pm UTC

Im just me and if you have a problem TO BAD!!!!!!

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gucci prince*
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July 11, 2013 10:04pm UTC

Am i the only one who hates cheese?

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taytay8056
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July 1, 2013 10:10pm UTC

If someone ever tells you that you put too much parmesan cheese on your pasta,
stop talking to them.
You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

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GodsGurllyyGurl
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June 24, 2013 11:17pm UTC

Cheese Logic:
Cheese: Aged for 7 years!
Cheese: Sell by tomorrow.
whaaaa...?

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natashalovesboobear
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June 24, 2013 12:18pm UTC

Hi I'm Natasha, unlike 'jakeisawesome' I love cheese

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Jakeisawesome
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June 24, 2013 11:49am UTC

Hi I'm Jake. I don't like cheese

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unicorns_chuckling
posted a quote
May 31, 2013 9:43pm UTC

Eenie meenie minie mo
you ain't nothin but a hoe
you think your cute
you think your classy
Newsflash girl!
your freaking nasty.

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SalemSoto
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May 30, 2013 5:54pm UTC

AGE IS NOT IMPORTANT.
unless your a cheese.
CREDIT OR MAKE IT INVISIBLE

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Fαy Στylες*
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May 30, 2013 9:51am UTC

"Like a cheese stick"
"No Dad , it's g6 "

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JustNodandSmile
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April 2, 2013 5:13pm UTC

Mom when I lose something: Look on the dining table. I think I saw it there this morning.
Me when my mom looses something: Keep looking, it's got to be somewhere.

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Shanaynor
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March 27, 2013 7:26pm UTC

Who wants to play the word game? Okay, so to play, you have to say the first word (in the comments) that comes to mind when you see the word the person before you commented, no matter how weird. I'll start:
Cheese

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Marrcus
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March 24, 2013 1:37pm UTC

i'm the man who had the cheese,
i'm the man who had the jerky,
we put em both together,
and yeah it really workey
cheese jerky,
say what say what

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Whatawittyfeeling
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March 19, 2013 10:51pm UTC

Honey Boo Boo: If i had one wish, it'd be that i had an extra finger
Honey Boo Boo: that way i could grab more cheese baIls

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alyson545
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 8:33pm UTC

We buy things
we don’t need
with money
we don't have
to impress people
we don't like.
nmq

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