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  1. chachawawabubu chachawawabubu
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    ESEEHC
    CAUSE I'M ORIGINAL LIKE THAT

  2. Mariah_is_death* Mariah_is_death*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 4:56pm UTC
    ~You're The Cheese To My Macaroni~

  3. Hi, Sierra* Hi, Sierra*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 1:34pm UTC
    I like cheese, too.

  4. a l a y n a ✌* a l a y n a ✌*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2014 1:33pm UTC
    I like cheese

  5. Ryouta* Ryouta*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2014 10:33pm UTC
    Hallow.
    My name is Alois.
    I luh yhu Claude mmmmm ye.
    mkay bye

  6. peanutbutt3r peanutbutt3r
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 1:25pm UTC
    i love it when you talk cheesy to me
    *says to margarita pizza*

  7. Jordan.* Jordan.*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2014 4:35pm UTC
    Age is
    not important
    unless you're
    a cheese.

  8. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2014 3:25pm UTC
    never give up on your dreams
    keep sleeping.

  9. cocopuffs cocopuffs
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2014 4:44pm UTC
    Me: Hello there's like a thousand dead people here! Police: where are you!?
    Me: At the cemetery. Expand

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2014 8:39pm UTC
    Something I want to do before I die
    Is throw a huge mac and cheese party

  11. reene1999 reene1999
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2014 5:46pm UTC
    My life:
    Eating a block of cheese and reading books on wattpad

  12. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 7, 2014 12:16pm UTC
    I have the
    "I take too many selfies" syndrome

  13. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2014 8:37pm UTC
    Today I was taking a selfie
    And out of habit I said "Cheese"
    Because when I was little my mother always made
    Me say cheese when she took pictures of my brother and I

  14. Morgan* Morgan*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2014 8:26pm UTC
    My conversations with my sister:Sister: That actor is so attractive!Me: Cool. I like cheese.Sister: Like, do you SEE him?!?!Me: Yes, I like cheese.

  15. smileschangepeople smileschangepeople
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2013 12:42pm UTC
    I asked my mom for some good-tasting cheese.
    She said How about some gouda cheese?
    ...
    I guess I walked into that one.

  16. angel9girl angel9girl
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 6:37am UTC
    I LIKE CHEEESSSEEE

  17. Cameron* Cameron*
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2013 8:10pm UTC
    "Made with real cheese!"
    Okay, what the Hades did they use before?! Like, honestly, I just can't–can't even think or imagine what was before actual cheese.

  18. burning* burning*
    posted a quote
    September 23, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    i like cats.
    -story of my life.

  19. I'm a Niall Girl* I'm a Niall Girl*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 9:39pm UTC
    Age is not important unless you're a cheese.

  20. IKnewYouWereTrouble IKnewYouWereTrouble
    posted a quote
    September 6, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    You're insecure.
    donut what for.
    you're turning lettuce heads
    when you walk through the door.
    don't knead makeup
    taco verr up.
    lima bean the way that you are
    is enough.
    everyone else eating cheese can
    see it.
    everyone else but you.
    BABY YOU LIGHT UP MY FRIDGE
    LIKE NOBODY ELSE.
    THEY WAY THAT YOU CHEW YOUR
    FOOD GETS ME OVERWHELMED.
    AND WHEN IT FALLS IN YOUR BOOBS
    I WON'T JUDGE YOU.
    CAUSE IT HAPPENS TO ME TOO.
    ladies and gentlemen, this is all I have accomplished in the first week of school.

:)

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