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  1. Anujsomany Anujsomany
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2016 1:06am UTC
    "A woman is never so honest in words to her man as when she is made by him the angriest person."
    ~Anuj Somany

  2. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2015 9:46am UTC
    Do me a favor and go check out my story Please:
    http://www.wattpad.com/myworks/34415361-the-english-professor
    CHAPTER 7 HAS JUST BEEN UPLOADED

  3. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2015 6:32pm UTC
    Do me a favor and go check out my story Please:
    http://www.wattpad.com/myworks/34415361-the-english-professor

  4. awesomeness...* awesomeness...*
    posted a quote
    December 18, 2014 12:03pm UTC
    Hey guys!
    check out my new adorable Pokemon GIF! iT'S SOO CUTE :)
    btw, riddles(annica) isn't online much because shes kinda sick so please give her a while, She has a bad fever (no, she does not have ebola lol) so thanks for waiting.

  5. *Princess JoJo* *Princess JoJo*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2014 5:51pm UTC
    Bulling. My veiw and should it be stopped ⁉: http://youtu.be/H3G2Obe5wTMLike , subscribe and comment your thoughts and should it be stopped ?! x

  6. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 9:51pm UTC
    Person: Hey! Check out this band.
    Me: I CAN'T AFFORD TO LIKE ANYMORE BANDS.

  7. HarleyDavidsonGirl HarleyDavidsonGirl
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2014 9:27pm UTC
    im goin to bed witty so leave me some notafactions for me to wakeup to ;0

  8. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you're going in the complete opposite
    direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you're crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.

  9. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2013 8:33pm UTC
    Me: *Think*
    Me: If you can say, ''You are not funny.''
    Me: You can say, ''You aren't funny.''
    Me: You can say, ''You're not funny.''
    Me: So basically, you can say, ''You'rent funny.''
    Me: ''You'ren't funny.''
    Me: *Laughs*

  10. cordale1122 cordale1122
    posted a quote
    November 21, 2013 9:52am UTC
    CHECK OUT MY BLOGGG
    Storiesbypeople.blogspot.com

  11.    RaZor shøt §* RaZor shøt §*
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2013 9:00am UTC
    someone should check there youtube account i left something on it

  12. *Dirtbag* *Dirtbag*
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Yeah My Hairs green now(:

  13. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    October 18, 2013 11:09am UTC
    Those dreams that are so real, when you get hurt in them you wake up checking yourself for injury.
    o.o

  14. PrimarilyParamore* PrimarilyParamore*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 10:26pm UTC
    I've been
    to the
    dentist
    a thousand
    times so,
    I know
    the drill
    format by fake_a_smile

  15. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2013 6:16am UTC
    When you can't sleep, so you watch movies then check Witty :3

  16. NeverFadingBeauty* NeverFadingBeauty*
    posted a quote
    September 12, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    Waking up to check witty, I see a quote made by Lyric to me saying he is sorry and loves me.
    My day is made.

  17. insecureteen insecureteen
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2013 8:14pm UTC
    Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it
    ~dafuq-posts.tumblr.com

  18. *y i k e s* *y i k e s*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    Hunger Games Challenge!
    This is actually a test challenge. I will post the first one tomorrow (Aug 16) in Eastern America time zone. Keep in mind the hardest challenge of all is going to be remembering to check for a new challenge, cause this is the one time I'm giving you a warning. Tomorrow starts training challenges. Sadly I'll be at an amusement park tomorrow so I only have enough time for one. I'll be gone all day. I'm sorry. And good luck.

  19. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    #4MYFOLLOWERS
    I have decided something.
    I have some amazing followers,
    that favourite my stuff regularly!
    I will find out who these people are,
    (I already know a few)
    and dedicate a whole quote to them..
    with all there names.
    If you think you are 'one' just tell me..
    I will check c;

  20. ...* ...*
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2013 7:35pm UTC
    I'm under
    Your bed

:)

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