Best Chat Quotes Today

MissTomlinson
posted a quote
February 21, 2013 7:50pm UTC

*When I'm on Omegle*
Stranger: 19, male, England, looking for older women.
Me: Harry, get off Omegle.

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 10:13pm UTC

Sometimes I'll chat with people on here
and then they will just stop commenting for a few days
and guys this happens a lot so I'm taking this as a sign
uhm beware speaking to Butterbear she's insane

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 7:07pm UTC

My crush and I were chatting on Oovoo and he sent me a heart.
So I'm going to need a wedding planner by tomorrow if possible?

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bella5296
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 11:30pm UTC

Remember when..
Steve first made the Witty Chat thing.
We were all like
OH MY GOSH OH MY GOSH WITTY CHAT OH MY GOSH I CAN'T BREATHE I'M SO EXCITED
ASDLFASDLFAJSDFADSFS!!!!!!!
and Now we're all just like,
witty chat? oh that's cool... but no.
And nobody ever uses it.

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Witty_Guy_Here_
posted a quote
May 18, 2013 4:42am UTC

It's weird that strangers,
that I meet online, like me more than the people I go to school with everyday.

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IKnewYouWereTrouble
posted a quote
June 1, 2013 10:28pm UTC

My mom and I were talking to my sister.
Me: hey makkenna?
Sister: hmmmm?
Me: don't ever get a boyfriend
Me: you don't need a man
Me: you're perfect just the way you are
Me: you can be just like me
Me: so you're not going to get a boyfriend, right?
Sister: yeah I will!
Me: why?
Sister: because!
Mom: what are you going to do with your boyfriend?
Me:
Mom:
Sister:
Sister: eat pizza
Guys she's only five.

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of_mice_and_lucifer*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 10:10pm UTC

I'm bored would anyone like to chat?

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Heartless17*
posted a quote
October 1, 2013 9:40pm UTC

Me on chat:
Me: STEVE!!!!
Me: Hi!
*Thinks; he's Steve, he's not going to talk to a loser like me*
Steve: hey it's working!
Steve: do I show in the who's online list?
*Thinks; HOLY RABIES!!!!*
Me: YES!!!
Steve: hmm -- I don't see myself. weird.
Me: You can't see yourself. No one can. You can only see the other members
*Thinks; OML! I taught STEVE something about WITTY!!*
Steve: hmm ok
Me: Yep yep :)
*DIES FROM HAPPINESS.*

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LaylaIsabella
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 12:22am UTC

omg! i just found something really bad:(
What happaned?:(
I just found out that i'm adopted .... :(
You didn't know?
WHAT?!
Dude, seriously? your mum's black, your dad's white, and your asian.
I don't mean to judje i just found it funny.

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 3:17pm UTC

Harry Potter Fans: I wanna go to Hogwarts!
Narnia Fans: I wanna go to Narnia!
Hunger Games Fans: Nope, I'm good.

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Christina*
posted a quote
June 13, 2013 6:39am UTC

Can anyone relate to this?
Me: See's someone online on chat
Me: types Hi
Person: disapears

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wittyteacher
posted a quote
February 17, 2013 9:10am UTC

Hey.
You want to know what would be awesome?
If all of us wittians had a huge chat group that logged on around the same time every day and basically chatted each other for hours. We could have different time zones and everything, and we would have to decide on what to use (/chatcat, gchat, aim, chatango, etc.). Doesn't that sound cool?
The only problem is, we would need enough people to make it fun.
If you want to join, comment on this quote or on my profile.
You know you want to.

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Unicornasaurus
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 12:55pm UTC

I Need Someone Who Is Prepared For:
- A million questions
- Uncontrollable laughter
- My family
- My appetite
- Musical outbursts
- Random dancing
- My friends
- Sad/Happy tears
- Deep talks
- My imagination
- My dreams
- Walks in the rain
- Random texts
- Useless arguments
- and Acceptance of the real me

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tacosliketoparty
posted a quote
March 19, 2013 3:23pm UTC

Insulting your bestfriend so much,
you laugh so hard,
but when someone else does,
its world war 3.

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*Tori Leigh*
posted a quote
November 14, 2013 7:10pm UTC

I wonder if most people are even aware there's a WittyChat? Especially new members?
I mean the chat link is so hidden. .__.
I honestly didn't realize it until like three months after I had joined.
Earlier today on chat someone came on and was like "woah there's a chat"
I checked their profile and they've been a member since June.
A possible suggestion for Steve, to like, help with? Maybe make it more noticible please? :)
EVERYBODY: THERE IS A CHAT LINK AT THE BOTTOM OF YOUR PAGE. THE VERY BOTTOM. CLICK IT. Chat away!

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ᴏɴᴄᴇ-ᴜᴘᴏɴ-ᴀ-ᴍɪᴅsᴜᴍᴍᴇʀ-ᴍᴏʀɴɪɴɢ*
posted a quote
September 29, 2013 10:22pm UTC

Me: Man, I was up all night last night.
Friend: *gives me a look* Really? Who was it?
Me: Uh...this guy named...Witty.
Friend: Oh yeah? I haven't heart of him.
Me: Yeah, he's quite the, uh, charmer...

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OmegleTalk
posted a quote
October 24, 2013 9:08am UTC

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
You: :)
Stranger: 23m U
You: 23094f
You: oh sorry didnt mean the 230, 94f
Stranger: r u 94???
You: okay i lied
You: im 106
Stranger: r u on Yahoo messenger
You: no but im on life support

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neonzebra2449
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 8:49pm UTC

I JUST CHATED WITH STEVE!
THE STEVE!
I'M SUPRISED I DIDN'T SPONTANIOUSLY COMBUST!

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astarPearl
posted a quote
March 2, 2013 2:48pm UTC

Are you okay?
Nope.
me either. let's kill people.
nmf
nmq

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teddybearhugz

posted a quote
May 27, 2013 5:27am UTC

Those moments when he replies with
'mhm' 'haha' 'lol' 'yeah' or 'k',
and you remember that he doesn't want to talk to you as much a you want to talk to him...
and it just hurts so damn much.

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