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1. TheCovertComic
   posted a quote
   August 18, 2018 12:52pm UTC
   As if hanging up would make them drive any better.
   
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2. Skittle Lips*
   posted a quote
   April 30, 2014 12:55am UTC
   Cell phones ruin the fun of pushing a fully clothed person in a pool
   
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3. iLL-Legal Alien👽*
   posted a quote
   March 7, 2014 11:09pm UTC
   Cellphones have 2 brightness settings :
   "Dim" and
   "The Messiah is back."
   
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4. Girl With a Cat Head*
   posted a quote
   April 7, 2013 9:47pm UTC
   I just called my crushes phone number that I've had for two years and the person who answered was not my crush.
   it was a hospital.
   what.
   
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5. Rainbowchikz
   posted a quote
   February 12, 2013 9:13pm UTC
   If our cellpones were trully smartphones, they wouldn't dare to get in with us to the bathroom
   
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6. justanothergirl529
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   February 8, 2013 6:20pm UTC
   Any one else remember when it was cool to havethe Razor flip phone??
   
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