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  1. TheCovertComic TheCovertComic
    posted a quote
    September 3, 2022 3:03am UTC
    It isn't that I'm not a cat person, it's just that I'm not a cat person person.

  2. Raxin Raxin
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2016 4:50pm UTC
    My sister and I grew up in a cat household. Our mom liked cats and we did too, although our dad was indifferent. There was one valid excuse we had when our mom would yell from the other room for us to do something. We could say, "I can't. A cat's on me." We didn't want to move for fear of waking it up, and she understood.

  3. Loner_in_Lalaland Loner_in_Lalaland
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2016 4:55am UTC
    I rather have a cat in my life than you :/ people sucks, most of them.

  4. dunklekid86 dunklekid86
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2015 3:06pm UTC
    I LOVE HAVING A CAT.
    that is all..

  5. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2015 6:39am UTC
    dont let little stupid
    things break your
    happiness

  6. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2015 7:49am UTC
    “i think that the world should be full of cats and full of rain,
    that's all,
    just cats and rain,
    rain and cats,
    very nice,
    good night.”
    -Charles Bukowski

  7. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2015 4:19pm UTC
    I got this terrible headache
    It was awful
    I went to my bed to try to sleep
    and I could not
    I was in so much pain
    and my cat came over to me
    and just put her head on my shoulder
    and stayed right next to me
    while I tried to sleep
    It was really cute

  8. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2015 9:06am UTC
    Someone is always by my side
    My cat
    She basically follows me everywhere
    She sleeps by my side at night
    She never leaves me
    When I leave, she gets sad
    and she is happy
    whenever I come home
    I would say
    I am her favorite human
    It is really adorable

  9. Winter_Rose Winter_Rose
    posted a quote
    May 13, 2015 5:25pm UTC
    I like cats more than my family and friends...oops

  10. Anobrain* Anobrain*
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2015 9:07pm UTC
    can hear someone making food downstairs, so i went to go see who it was, turns out it is my cat making food for his friends cause they are all playing poker
    idk if this is a dream or real life but im tired

  11. Ashleyray12334 Ashleyray12334
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2015 11:26pm UTC
    I have always loved animals, especially cats, mostly because they cannot talk yet always pay attention to you...there are some people in my life who i wish were like cats....mostly because of the whole no speaking thing....there is nothing more annoying than a person who just does not know when to stop talking.

  12. Destasuarusrex Destasuarusrex
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2015 11:15am UTC
    Hi , I'm Destinee
    And I like cats, mashed potatoes, mellow yellow,
    and long walks on the internet.

  13. 100 100
    posted a quote
    October 4, 2014 1:56am UTC
    asdfghjkl cats ;-;

  14. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2014 11:23pm UTC
    Normal girls: I want a bae that plays football and has a cute butt with cute mannersMe: I want a cat that won't run away

  15. DEADWEIGHT DEADWEIGHT
    posted a quote
    September 15, 2014 1:06am UTC
    Dogs look up at us
    Cats look down on us
    And pigs treat us as equals.

  16. FreakingPip* FreakingPip*
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2014 2:04pm UTC
    Today I got jealous of my cat for being able
    to do a better downward dog than me.

  17. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2014 12:05pm UTC
    My dad: So your sister is trying to talk mom into getting another cat-
    Me: That's going to be a CATastophe. ⌐■-■
    My dad:…ಠ_ಠ
    Me: You really shouldn't talk to me if you don't want me to do that.

  18. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2014 12:15pm UTC
    Me when I see food.

  19. lemon.cake* lemon.cake*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2014 12:13pm UTC
    The man of my life

  20. doggo* doggo*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2014 3:11am UTC
    i love witty for having happy birthday cats when i put my cursor over the witty logo ♥

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