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  1. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2014 1:35pm UTC
    There are suddenly a million things to do online when a paper is due the next day.

  2. almost alice* almost alice*
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2014 10:10pm UTC
    Some people tell me not to care too much it will stress me out and it does so I dont care and I guess thats wrong too.

  3. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2013 8:37pm UTC
    What happened when I talked to my dad after he watched me be Barbie.
    Dad: Jess, that was so good!
    Me: Why thank you!
    Dad: You know Nancy and I were talking...
    Me: Oh god.. this can't be good.
    Dad: and we decided that while your monologue was great, you didn't really have to stretch for the role.
    Dad: I mean, think about it. You and Barbie are like the same person.
    Dad: Totally!
    Dad: Like OMG.
    Me: No.
    Dad: Love you, bye.

  4. jessicabliss jessicabliss
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 7:58pm UTC
    A photograph that one has
    taken of oneself, typically
    one taken with a smartphone
    or webcam and uploaded to
    a social media website.
    Thank you Oxford Dictionary for that beautiful definition.

  5. LoveYourLifeee LoveYourLifeee
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Girls At My School Go Around Asking People If They're 'Salty'. Do I Look Like A French Fry To You?

  6. barakat* barakat*
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    This is not what it is, only baby scars.
    I need your love like a boy needs his mother's side.

  7. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 2:44pm UTC
    i just got my braces tightened.
    i hate the world.


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