What happened when I talked to my dad after he watched me be Barbie. Dad: Jess, that was so good! Me: Why thank you! Dad: You know Nancy and I were talking... Me: Oh god.. this can't be good. Dad: and we decided that while your monologue was great, you didn't really have to stretch for the role. Me: Dad: I mean, think about it. You and Barbie are like the same person. Me: Dad: Totally! Me: Dad: Like OMG. Me: Dad: Me: No. Dad: Love you, bye.