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  1. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 8:46pm UTC
    Call summaryBoy to boy!
    00:00:59
    Boy to mom!
    00:00:50
    Boy to dad!
    00:00:30
    Boy to girl!
    01:23:59
    Girl to girl!
    05:29:59
    wife to husband: not responding

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 4:30pm UTC
    If I ever become famous I’m going to create a fake account on
    twitter and tumblr and be part of my own fandom and I will be like bffs
    with my fans and we’ll fangirl over myself but they would have no idea
    it’s me and then one day I would call them on skype and see the
    blood run out of their faces

  3. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 7:23pm UTC
    That Awkward Moment
    When You Ignore
    Someone's Phone Call
    & They Call You From Someone Else's
    Phone &
    You answer It

  4. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 10:12am UTC
    5 Kinds Of Fear
    1.Panic
    2.Terror
    3.15 Missed calls from Mum
    4."We have to talk"
    5. "Wrong Password"

  5. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    A boy I was warned against called me today. He said "I know you cut. If you ever think of doing something stupid like kill yourself or cut, don't. I'm here for you." Then he hung up. The guy I was warned about noticed and cared when no one else did. I needed that call.

  6. Delicate* Delicate*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    There are two types of people in the world,
    The type who won't answer a call for help,
    Because they know it could be for attention,
    And those who go rushing to assist,
    Because they know this one might be real.

  7. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 11:39am UTC
    My friends rendition of Call Me maybe:
    Hey I just f/€ked you,
    And this is crazy!
    Delete my number,
    And keep the baby!

  8. cujo* cujo*
    posted a quote
    May 28, 2013 1:17am UTC
    another truth to expose,
    freedom will capture their eyes.

  9. Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends* Cats_Are_My_Only_Friends*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    I would walk miles
    for you
    When you wouldn't even call

  10. aleexisbrookeexoxo aleexisbrookeexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2013 7:19pm UTC
    Who else is no longer friends with
    someone that you used to call your
    Best Friend?

  11. Hogwartian Hogwartian
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Every girls' dream
    is to have a guy call her
    at 3am just to say, "Hey baby,
    just wanted to let you know
    that I love you."
    Wake me up at 3am,
    I W i L L
    SECTUMSEMPRA
    Y o u R L u N G S .

  12. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    November 29, 2013 9:34am UTC

    .
    .
    .
    .
    Just give me one call,
    and I will be there for you ♥

  13. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:52pm UTC
    Whenever a telemarketer calls I just pretend to be a telemarketer

  14. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    I wanna reach out for you,
    { I WANNA BREAK THESE WALLS, ]
    I SpeAK a differENT
    » » » » » » » » language, but I still hear you call. ♥

  15. aleexisbrookeexoxo aleexisbrookeexoxo
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    I hate you. We break up. You call me.
    I still hate you so stop calling me.

  16. randi* randi*
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 8:29pm UTC
    Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696
    Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433
    LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255
    Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7286
    Se xuality Support: 1-800-246-7743
    Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438
    Ra pe and Se xual Assault: 1-800-656-4673
    Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272
    Runaway: 1-800-843-5200 , 1-800-843-5678 , 1-800-621-4000
    Exhale/After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-439-4253
    Don't ever hesitate to call.

  17. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 11:56pm UTC
    You're six and
    you have a cellphone?
    WHO ARE YOU GOING TO CALL? DORA?

  18. LettingSecretsGo LettingSecretsGo
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    I tried talking to Jesus
    but he just put me on hold,
    said he's been swamped by calls this week
    and he could not shake his cold.

  19. gravity_enemy gravity_enemy
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 11:58am UTC
    I have my phone rigtone the theme for Harry Potter, and changed by boyfriends name to 'Hogwarts' so that way whenever he calls my, my phone will say: "Call from Hogwarts"
    ~gravity_enemy~

  20. fool's gold* fool's gold*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2014 10:09pm UTC
    Now it's three in the morning and I'm trying
    to change your mind. Left you multiple
    missed calls and to my message
    you reply, "Why'd you only call me
    you're high? Hi. Why'd you only call me
    when you're high?" ♥

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