Best Bye Quotes Ever

Ralph*
posted a quote
February 2, 2013 9:55pm UTC

I wanna be a panda
bear so 'freakin bad,
eAT ALL OF THE BAMBOO I NEVER HAD
I WANNA BE ON THE COVER OF ZOO MAGAZINES
SMILING NEXT TO ZEBRA AND THE PIG
OH EVERY TIME I CLOSE MY EYES
I SEE MYSELF BLACK AND WHITE
A DIFFERENT ZOO EVERY NIGHT, OH I SWEAR
THE WORLD BETTER PREPARE
FOR WHEN I'M A PANDA BEAR

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:50pm UTC

call me old fashioned but
four year olds should not own iphones.

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
November 21, 2013 4:44pm UTC

Goodbye, Witty
I want to properly say goodbye to everyone on here.
It was such a pleasure to be a part of this family.
Thank you everyone who read my quotes, who was there for me when I needed.
Witty made me put my mind at work .
Thank you, Steve, for creating this website .
I hope it will become the way you want.
Have a wonderful life, everyone.
I will miss you.

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nevercutyourbeautiful
posted a quote
February 26, 2013 8:02pm UTC

Is anyone else completely terrified about being in a relationship..
or am i just socially awkward?

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hockeyprincess11

posted a quote
July 22, 2013 5:02pm UTC

Comment your name
&&I'll tell you one that sounds good with yours♥
({[Saw this on top quotes and loved it]})

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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2013 8:40pm UTC

You wake up and your first thought is:
"i can't do this anymore."

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 12:24pm UTC

talent: scaring away boys

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jariley*
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 7:21pm UTC

Ɩ'м иσт cσмιиɢ σи ωιттʏ αƨ мʋcн αиʏмσяɛ.
βɛcαʋƨɛ σғ cαиcɛя, ιт мακɛƨ мɛ ωɛακɛя ɛʌɛяʏ ∂αʏ. Ɩ σиℓʏ нαʌɛ ℓιмιтɛ∂ тιмɛ ℓɛғт, ƨσ Ɩ ωαит тσ ƨρɛи∂ ιт ωιтн мʏ ғαмιℓʏ αи∂ ғяιɛи∂ƨ. Ɩ'м ƨтιℓℓ ∂ɛcι∂ιиɢ ωнɛтнɛя σя иσт тσ тɛℓℓ Ĵαяɛ∂ мʏ ραƨƨωσя∂. Ƴɛƨ σя иσ? Ɩ'м иσт ƨʋяɛ. Ƭнɛƨɛ ∂ɛcιƨισиƨ αяɛ ƨσ нαя∂ σи мɛ. Ɩ нαʌɛ тσ ɢιʌɛ ʋρ тнιиɢƨ тнαт Ɩ ∂σи'т ωαит тσ, ɛʌɛи мʏ ℓιғɛ. Ɩ'м ɢσιиɢ тσ мιƨƨ ʏσʋ ɢʋʏƨ, вʋт Ɩ'ℓℓ cσмɛ σи ɛʌɛяʏ σиcɛ ιи αωнιℓɛ тσ тɛℓℓ ʏσʋ нσω Ɩ'м ғɛɛℓιиɢ. Ɩ'м cσмιиɢ тσ αи ɛи∂, ωιттʏ. Ɩ'м ɢσιиɢ тσ мιƨƨ ʏσʋя ʝσκɛƨ αи∂ ιиƨριяαтισи, вʋт Ɩ нαʌɛ тσ ƨтαʏ αωαʏ. Ɩ ℓσʌɛ ʏσʋ.
I love you, wittians.

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ElleRain10
posted a quote
February 24, 2013 1:24pm UTC

Yes, Facebook.
I do know them.
Do I want to be their friend?
No.
~sandrasaurus format~

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yourcool
posted a quote
March 12, 2013 1:10am UTC

"I'm just tired."
Tired of being scared.
Tired of not knowing.
Tired of this place.
Tired of being looked down upon.
Tired of the past.
Tired of the present.
Tired of the people around me.
Tired of hating who I am.
Tired of never having one thing for correctly.
Tired of losing.
Tired of crying.
Tired of smiling.
Tired of laughing.
Tired of life.
Tired of everyone.
Tired of being nervous.
Tired of wasting time.
Tired of worrying.
Tired of the bullsh/t.
Tired of the lies.
Tired of the fake people.
Tired of the as/holes.
Tired of being in the dark.
Tired of losing people.
Tired of not being enough.
Tired of the sameness.
Tired of the drama.
Tired of being alone.
Tired of waking up.
Tired of being trapped.
Tired of being tired.
Yeah, I'm just tired.

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capsized*
posted a quote
September 1, 2013 7:55pm UTC

YESTERDAY WAS AUGUST
TODAY IS SEPTEMBER
OCTOBER COMES AFTER
goodbye summer
♥

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
September 13, 2013 3:26pm UTC

have you ever looked at yourself and been like noooooooooooooopppppppeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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bye*
posted a quote
September 2, 2013 4:27pm UTC

This really Works!!!!!!!!
1) find a small prickly cactus
2) shove it up your a/ss

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alyson545
posted a quote
March 15, 2013 8:33pm UTC

We buy things
we don’t need
with money
we don't have
to impress people
we don't like.
nmq

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lithium*
posted a quote
July 28, 2013 11:58am UTC

me: *goes to the disco*
me: *panics*

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
August 3, 2013 12:20am UTC

I called my friend, Molly, like 10 minutes ago and she didn't answer so I left a ton of dirty pick up lines in her like voicemail.
I just decided to like play around with my phone so I went to my recent calls anD IT TURNED OUT I DIDN'T CALL MOLLY. I CALLED MY MOM.
DO YOU HEAR ME SCREAMING?!?

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 31, 2013 4:45pm UTC

''atleast my followers like me'' i whisper as i walk to all my classes my myself.

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StormForceHeart
posted a quote
April 10, 2013 11:50am UTC

I hate the moment when suddenly my anger turns into tears.

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
March 18, 2014 3:30pm UTC

The only thing standing
between you and your
goal is the bullsh/t story
you keep telling yourself
as to why you
can't achieve it.

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bye*
posted a quote
September 26, 2013 4:49pm UTC

how are quotes with 40 faves making it into the first page of top quotes this makes me sick

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