Bugs Quotes

edragon8
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November 21, 2021 3:09pm UTC

Welcome to Witty, doc. *evil laugh*

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Immortality*
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December 11, 2014 11:26pm UTC

fücking hate bugs.

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peace9115*
posted a quote
August 25, 2014 2:50pm UTC

Ladybugs...
The only insect that we are scared of even though we know it won't hurt us
(Except for Dragon Flies... Those things are scary!)

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100
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August 25, 2014 3:39am UTC

Why do the bugs in the Lion King look so damn tasty?

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catarina*
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May 29, 2014 5:18pm UTC

Let's all take a minute and be thankful that bugs aren't the same size as us

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SuperNovaChic
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April 8, 2014 1:04pm UTC

So people wouldn't be afraid of spiders if they could just talk to them, you know?
Me: Oh, hey whoa, this shower is occupied.
Spider: Omg man I didn't see you there.
Me: We cool?
Spider: Yeah, yeah, we're cool. I'm just coming down to scope out the tub.
Me: Oh, that's legit. Hey, you might wanna move over some--you're descending right into the shower stream and I don't want you to drown.
Spider: Hey thanks, bud. I'll be careful.
Me: So...can I get out now?
Spider: Sure, sure! Sorry I'll just move over here.
Me: Thanks. You have a nice night. Don't come into my bedroom, okay?
Spider: Nah, that's your space. We're cool. Have a great evening.
I imagine spiders to be very polite for some odd reason XD

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Kin
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March 27, 2014 10:58pm UTC

I take P.E. with the special needs people and one day we were in the indoor gym playing frisbee golf then this one guy named Mark pointed out a spider in the corner so I start walking the other way and heres out conversations.
Mark: "What Julian you afriad of bugs?"
Me: "No I just really hate spiders."
Mark: "Why? They wont hurt you."
Me: "They can bite you."
Mark: "Man girls are afraid of everything."
Me: "No we arent. But most of us are afraid of spiders."
Mark: "JULIAN THERES A SPIDER BEHIND YOU!"
Me: "Dont do thatttt!!!"
Mark: "Baby..."
Yea I absolutly hate spiders but I find it funny how the special needs people love to mess with me ahaha I love them :P

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DreamLikeReality
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January 31, 2014 3:48pm UTC

Confession #4:I am DEATHLY afraid of any kind of bug.One time my friends and I were in this abandoned amusment park and we had to run through this field to get back to my friends house. It was gettting dark so we decided to go back home, but since it was late all the bug decided to come out in the field. So we were literally running through swarms of bugs and there were slugs in our shoes and it was just discusting. I couldn't take it anymore so I sat down in the middle of the field and started crying and almost vomitting and someone had to carry me home. Yeah. Bugs = BIG NO NO.

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November 11, 2013 7:59pm UTC

I left my window open last night and I think
the whole cast of a bugs life decided to
produce the sequel in my bedroom

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pikachu-farts*
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November 9, 2013 3:31pm UTC

I may act tough when I injure myself, but it's guaranteed that I'll burst into tears
if I'm trapped in a room with a bug.

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britany*
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 9:32pm UTC

Me: *sees girl with The Beatles T shirt on*
Me: Oh, you like The Beatles?
Her: Ew no, I hate bugs.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
October 5, 2013 11:51am UTC

If you have a stink bug problem:
Step one: Buy a spray bottle
Step two: Buy dish soap
Step three: Fill the bottle with equal amounts of dish soap and water
Step four: Spray the stink bugs
Step five: Carry the bottle with you at all times because dear jesus those things are scary

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_torn
posted a quote
September 10, 2013 8:10pm UTC

What if everytime you feel bugs on you
But theres no bugs, its actually the ghosts of all the bugs
you ever killed.

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 4:39pm UTC

30 day challenge:
Day 4: Thing you fear most
I have a lot of real life fears (being alone, burglers, and so on...)and very few irrational ones, but my irrational ones are bugs (for the most part) and clowns.

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nameyou2468
posted a quote
August 18, 2013 10:12pm UTC

i hate bugs that fly, jump, crawl, dougie, twerk, 2 step,
etc

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smileschangepeople
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August 15, 2013 8:39am UTC

Me: *Sees bug on wall*
Me: *Grabs tissue to squish it but ends up missing it and it flies away*

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Hamida*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 10:21am UTC

do you ever
FEEL BUGS ON YOU WHEN THERE ARE NO BUGS THERE?
T H E Y ' R E T H E G H O S T S O F B U G S Y O U ' V E K I L L E D

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OriginalRainax
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July 24, 2013 12:45am UTC

I love Catbug so much. If you don't know who he is look him up on YouTube(:

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royalclaymaker
posted a quote
July 18, 2013 10:46pm UTC

*Goes to eat outside*
*Goes inside to get something to drink and comes back out*
Me: Where did the food go?
*looks to sky*
Me: THOSE DANG FLYS ARE GETTIN STRONGER
Me: HOW DARE THEY LIFT UP MY FOOD AND TAKE IT AWAY
Dad: Oh, um, I ate it....

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lithium*
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July 18, 2013 12:12pm UTC

me: oh, what a beautiful day! I should eat breakfast outside on the patio
*every bug in a three mile radius swarms around the table and carries the food away*

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