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Best Bucketlist Quotes Ever

  1. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    March 30, 2013 3:31pm UTC
    Bucket List #7
    Tell a knock knock joke through a door.

  2. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 1:17pm UTC
    Bucket List #11
    Name your kid Waldo. This way, when he is absent from school, the teacher will say "Where's Waldo?"

  3. soccertrack soccertrack
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    May 15, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Bucket List #39
    Fill hands with water. Make sneeze noise behind a stranger and throw water at their back. Comment on how much mucus was in your nose.

  4. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 1:21pm UTC
    Bucket List #13
    Run into a store, ask what year it is. When someone answers, yell "It worked!" and run out cheering.

  5. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Bucket List #3
    Put bumper sticker on car that reads, "Honk if you have a small pe/is." Intentionally cut people off in traffic.

  6. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 10:53am UTC
    Bucket List #49
    Become a teacher. Give a test where the answers are all the same letter, except one of them.

  7. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 8:43pm UTC
    Bucket List #38
    Go to a parking lot and put sticky notes on people's cars saying "sorry for the damage." Watch their priceless reaction.

  8. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 3:59pm UTC
    Bucket List #22
    Follow a family around a tourist attraction so that I appear in all their photos, when they look back.

  9. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:06pm UTC
    Bucket List #25
    Stand in back of crowded elevator. Meow occasionally.

  10. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2013 3:23pm UTC
    Bucket List # 21
    Invite someone into your office, turn around in office chair and say, "I've been expecting you..."

  11. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    June 9, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    Bucket List #55
    Locate the security camera in a store. Stand in front of it. Hold up a sign that says, "I know you're watching me."

  12. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    Bucket List #35
    Go into a store's fitting room. After several minutes yell loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

  13. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 10, 2013 9:01pm UTC
    Bucket List #23
    Find Bruno Mars' girlfriend. Throw a grenade at her.

  14. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 19, 2013 9:19pm UTC
    Bucket List #43
    Go to the beach. Bury metal objects that say "get a life" on them.

  15. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 1:23pm UTC
    Bucket List #14
    Go to Turkey. Gobble at the locals. Insist I'm speaking thier native language.

  16. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 7:42pm UTC
    Bucketlist #33
    Dump a bag of Skittles in the toilet. Flush. Watch a three second NASCAR race.

  17. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 20, 2013 7:28pm UTC
    Bucket List #44
    Jump into a taxi and scream "Follow that car!"

  18. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    May 26, 2013 10:50am UTC
    Bucket List #48
    Get on your friend's phone, change your name to God, and then text them, "I know what you did."

  19. soccertrack soccertrack
    posted a quote
    April 2, 2013 9:57am UTC
    Bucket List #18
    Go to Ikea. Hide in wardrobe. When someone opens wardrobe yell "FOR NARNIA!!!!!!!

  20. converse_girl17 converse_girl17
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 2:37am UTC
    So one of my witty bucket list dreams has been fufilled...
    Butterbear faved a few of my quotes, and she talked to me!!!
    I still have a few to go though..
    For any of the following to talk to me or fave a quote at all really..
    Yourcool
    Bravosierra
    Rajsonkar
    Hale_Storm18
    BlackButterflies
    or for Steve to follow me or fave one of my quotes.
    Any of the above would make my day.. I'm sort of determined... Butterbear made my day today:)

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