Brothers Quotes

lautnerlover98
posted a quote
December 3, 2015 6:57pm UTC

An Open Letter To My Brother's:
You're both annoying and need to shut up

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darkxdaydream
posted a quote
February 15, 2015 12:30am UTC

Please go away now -_- like really.... this isn't cool...

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darkxdaydream
posted a quote
February 15, 2015 12:29am UTC

Please go away now -_- like really.... this isn't cool...

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Morgan*
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October 11, 2014 5:44pm UTC

Evan: you're stupidme: Evan I know you're insane but you should really stop talking to yourself in public

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TellitTotheFrogs*
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August 24, 2014 2:07pm UTC

Older Brother: I heard there is a party tonight, why aren't you there getting 'turnt up'?
Me:

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FreakingPip*
posted a quote
August 22, 2014 8:42pm UTC

True Story:
My little brother has claimed that the only reason I do homework is because
I hate him (which I don't!) and therefore work in order to avoid him.
*exasperated sigh*

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Ineedmakyinme
posted a quote
July 1, 2014 5:01pm UTC

When you are pmsing and you anger your brother
so much that your punishment is him hiding your
heating pad so that you are forced to suffer and
quite possibly be forced to kill him as revenge.

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**Ibnat**
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May 9, 2014 4:22pm UTC

#Supernatural
Dean: Dude, you were making some serious happy noises. Who are you dreaming about? Angelina Jolie?
Sam: No...
Dean: Brad Pitt?
Sam: No. No!

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**Ibnat**
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May 9, 2014 4:18pm UTC

#Supernatural
Sam: Dean, did you pay any attention in history class?
Dean: Yeah! Shot heard 'round the world, how bills become laws...
Sam: That's not school; that's Schoolhouse Rock!

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
May 8, 2014 4:34pm UTC

lllll Fangirl Problems: lllll
Still not being over Fred's death
when you heard about it 7 years ago

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Merlin
posted a quote
April 23, 2014 4:44pm UTC

Cole M. Sprouse @colesprouse
How bout, instead of
#NationalSendYourManNudesDay, we
don't enforce negative gender roles,
and change it to
#NationalSendYourLoverNudesDay?
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@colesprouse how bout we not send
nudes
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@colesprouse
@DIRTBAGJAY wrong twin
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Morgan*
posted a quote
March 22, 2014 9:12am UTC

Me: Mind=BlownBrother: I think a nuke went off on my mind.Me: I didn't have a mind to start with.

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Morgan*
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March 20, 2014 5:45pm UTC

My brother went with my Nana to get his hair cut and my mom my sister and I forgot that we needed to pick him up. The weird thing is that my brother didn't care.

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Nikki Sixx*
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March 17, 2014 8:31am UTC

..And the fact that I probably won't get to see my big brother for another 20 years because he made a really stupid decision is KILLING me right now. I wish I could go back in time and tell him not to do what he did... But there was nothing anybody could've done to stop him... and that's what hurts the most..

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heartofstones
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February 23, 2014 9:57am UTC

Brothers are stupid.

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Morgan*
posted a quote
January 27, 2014 12:27pm UTC

Me: I'm gonna go upstairs now.Brother: YES FINALLY!Brother: Wait did I say that out loud?Both: *laughter*

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
January 13, 2014 8:26pm UTC

Why commas are important:
I just want to see my little brothers fück!
I just want to see my little brothers, fück!

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Nananananaa
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January 8, 2014 11:19pm UTC

Little Brothers ar kind of like having a blender without a lid for it.
Everything goes everywhere and make messes.

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PleaseDoNotCry1975
posted a quote
December 24, 2013 3:06pm UTC

My 5 year old brother Ashie is very thin. He is not under-weight but his ribs are visible. He has been removing his shirt because he thinks that his ribs are abs. He has walked into my bed-room many times not wearing a shirt and he has said, "Look at my abs!". I have said to him many times, "Those are not abs! They're ribs.". Then he gets very furious with me and screams, "You're just jealous you don't have nice abs like I do!". Then he stomps out of my bed-room...

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still_standing_strong
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November 22, 2013 2:24pm UTC

when i want you in my arms,
when i need you,
& all your charms
whenever i want you all i have to do is dream.

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