*My brother walks into my room with my cat*
brother: Elroy (my cat) you're so cute.
brother: Look there's your mom (pointing at me)
brother: Wanna go see my mom?
*Walks into living room*
brother: There's my mom
brother: Elroy if I was a cat I'd be gay with you.
*Walks back into my room*
me:
brother: Yes, I'd be gay with Elroy if I was a cat.
My brother ladies and gentleman.