British Quotes

musicure
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January 25, 2016 3:30pm UTC

all i want, is the taste that your lips allow

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OhStephh_*
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April 9, 2015 12:27pm UTC

Colour's Survey
RED
Are you currently mad at someone?: Yes
Which of your friends has the worst temper? Idk
Have you ever thrown something at anyone? Yeah
Does your face turn red when you are angry? No
When you are mad do you prefer to stare angrily or yell/scream?: Depends. Mainly ell
ORANGE
Has anyone ever thrown you a suprise party? No
Are you easily excited? I don't think so
What event is coming up that your most excited about?
Which of your friends is most excitable?: Claudia
If you won a million dollars what would be your first thought?: Are you serouis?
If you could have anything right now what would it be? Food
YELLOW
NAME? Stephanie
Where were you born? Jersey
What's your main goal in life? Be happy
Do you want to have children? Yes
How do you want to die? Idk
GREEN
Do you like this colour? Yes
Gay Marriage? Yeah
Lowering the drinking age? Doesn't borther me
Capital Punishment? Idk
Abortion? Again Idk
Recycling? Yes
BLUE
What was your latest dream? A werid one
Which of your friends do you dream about the most? None
Have any of your dreams come true? No
Do you usually remember your dreams? Some
What was the weirdest dream you've ever had? Can't think of one right now
PURPLE
Straight, Gay, Bi? Straight
Do you have a bf/gf? No
Do you have a crush? No
Who is the best "hugger" that you know? IDK
Do you believe in love at first sight? Eh..
Have you ever been in love? No

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*compassionate soul*
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June 10, 2014 6:40pm UTC

Ed Sheeran ❤🎵🎧

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TryFunny

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April 25, 2014 3:40pm UTC

If I had a British accent
I'd talk dirty to myself ♥

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coolsuperstarz
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March 26, 2014 5:49am UTC

I think i'm the only one who wouldn't mind an hour or two extra of school.
You Americans think the English are clever?
Your vocab range is way bigger then ours, you would probably laugh at us.
Generally your work is much harder, our mark scheme is more generous.
Seriously, we need to match up to the world, let's face it.
Were dumb.

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DunGoofed
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March 19, 2014 2:38am UTC

Earlier today, I was walking home from school and I thought I saw a TARDIS. It turns out that it was just a porta-potty. I was greatly dissappointed.

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jennmxx
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March 3, 2014 10:06am UTC

-
But on this shirt,
I found your smell,
I just sat there
for ages contemplating
what to do
with myself.
-
Matthew Healy, The 1975
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Renegade*
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January 31, 2014 2:55pm UTC

Do British people think with a British accent?

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emmahood31
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January 13, 2014 7:35pm UTC

Meeting a British person and thinking "I would have been you if we lost the american revolution"

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kianalove1234
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December 27, 2013 1:30pm UTC

if i had aBRITISH ACCENTi'd never shut up

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RaZor shøt §*
posted a quote
December 2, 2013 1:16pm UTC

whats so special about having a british accent ?

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~Spoken Silence~*
posted a quote
November 29, 2013 5:40pm UTC

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G12TCUBhQ98
Oh my gosh! This boy, just this boy is so cute!
I would marry him <3
oh crap, did my little fan-boy just come out?
NO!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Phishy
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November 22, 2013 8:47am UTC

If you like Doctor Who...
Check out my fan page?
facebook.com/HelloSpoilersSweetie
Love you Whovians!
♥

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Phishy
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November 22, 2013 8:36am UTC

If you like Doctor Who...
Check out my fan page?
facebook.com/HelloSpoilersSweetie
Love you Whovians!
Format by Breeze

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Emilyycanfly
posted a quote
November 10, 2013 9:49am UTC

British Things
“I can’t believe how dark it’s getting…”
nmq

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DreamLikeReality
posted a quote
November 7, 2013 2:58pm UTC

So there's this guy...^.^

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Hannah1D_9714
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 12:07pm UTC

I love having american familyIVE GOT A HIGHSCHOOL TOP :0

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innocentswiftie
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October 28, 2013 7:45pm UTC

Hey Y'all
So I;m writing a story set in Southern Britian and I need some phrases or slang that differs between British and American culture. Any help?
Thanks!

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
October 28, 2013 7:32pm UTC

american: british people are so weird
british person: wot the fo.ok did ye say? i'll fo.ok you cu.nting yank shít. maths.

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GlassHorizon
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September 17, 2013 1:20pm UTC

"those brits are a strange old race. they show affection by abusing each other, will think nothing of casually stopping in the middle of a fire fight for their 'brew up' and eat food i wouldn't give to a dying dog. but fùck me i would rather have one british squaddie on side than an entire battalion of spetznaz! why? because the british are the only people in the world who, when the chips are down, and it seems like there is no hope left, instead of getting sentimental or hysterical, with strap on their pack, charge their rifle, light up a smoke and calmly and wryly grin 'well, are we going then, you wánker?'"
- an american soldier's words about the british army.

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