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Best Breakup Quotes Ever

  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Too ugly to date attractive people,
    Too attractive to date ugly people.

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 4:57pm UTC
    Shoutout to the kid that whispers
    the answer
    to you when the teacher calls on you but you weren’t paying attention

  4. wittyquotesgurl wittyquotesgurl
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    Suite Life of Zack and Cody
    Mr. Moseby: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN?!
    Cody: You forget to cherish her.

  5. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    i think the worst feeling in the world is knowing that someone you used to talk to everyday doesn't care about you anymore

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Did you know that cats rub their faces
    against things
    that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
    you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
    like wow thank you cat

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 3:36pm UTC
    There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
    like the lake the frogs play in during the summer
    he sits with his friends and laughs a lot at little things.
    and when his friends are silent, he looks out the window.
    i sit two seats behing him and i think he is beautiful.
    There is a boy who catches my bus who acts happy
    every morning from 7am. He sits with his friends
    and gives them empty smiles and wears
    long sleeves in the middle of summer. i sit two
    seats behind him and i think he is beautiful.
    There is a boy who catches my bus who has brown eyes
    as empty as the lake the kids go swimming in winter, he
    sits with his friends and stares at his lap and when
    his friends say something funny he doesn't laugh anymore
    i sit two seats behing him and i think he's beautiful.
    There was a boy who caught my bus who was found by his
    parents after he had shot himself. He wrote a letter to his
    friends and told them that he loved them. he wrote a letter to his
    parents saying sorry, and he wrote a letter to the sad girl
    who sat two seats behing him on the bus, and told her that
    she was beautiful.

  9. rebecca* rebecca*
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 9:53pm UTC
    I think the worst type of sad is the kind you can't explain. You don't know why you're sad, but you are. You just feel like crying all the time but you have no idea what you're crying about. You just know it sucks.

  10. MissAnna MissAnna
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 1:19am UTC
    he wants to say
    "i love you" but keeps it to "goodnight" - - - - - -

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC
    When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
    from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
    she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
    flushed my phone down the toilet

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 5:07pm UTC
    Yo Mama Jokes
    This is a quote for you to comment some of the funniest
    'Yo Mama' jokes you have ever heard.
    Let's see how funny these get.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    I won't cry for you,
    my mascara is too expensive.

  14. 失眠* 失眠*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    skin•ny love
    /'skiné/ /lǝv/
    when two people love each other but they are too shy to admit it but they still show it

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    God created the world in 7 days
    well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal

  16. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:07pm UTC
    The problem is, whenever we talk,
    I fall in love o v e r and over again |||||||||||||||||||

  17. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like
    right before you jump off the edge,
    knowing your life is going to end.

  18. sammy* sammy*
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 5:43pm UTC
    I'd be lying if I told you
    losing you was something I could handle.

  19. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I haven’t been to subway in 2 years
    because the woman said "what type of bread do you want" and I went "yeah"

  20. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    Sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for
    are the ones behind the trigger


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