Breakfast Quotes

crimson24
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January 23, 2016 1:10pm UTC

It's a "eat chocolate & nutella for your 1:00 P.M. breakfast" kind of day.
"Am I acting on this?" you may ask...
The answer is:
YES.

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Goose
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November 3, 2014 11:16am UTC

I ate a healthy breakfast this morning!....so I rewarded myself with a cookie.

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SuperNovaChic
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May 13, 2014 10:30am UTC

Will sell soul for a massive breakfast.

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DanielaMN
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April 15, 2014 3:17am UTC

Little brother: *stops chwing his cereals*
Me: Eat up!
Brother: Wait! I have something in my mouth.
Me: Of course, you have. You're eating cereals right now!!
My funny little brother

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Kira♥*
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March 27, 2014 12:04pm UTC

*breakfast*
mum: what do you want for dinner?
*lunch*
mum: any ideas for dinner?
*dinner*
mum: so, for dinner tomorrow...
YAY PIZZA FOR DINNER

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Losing It *
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February 23, 2014 4:01pm UTC

I hate when I have to improvise my breakfast, because my brother got to everything first.

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*crybaby*
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January 2, 2014 5:14am UTC

me: *just woke up*
me: *walks into family room*
parents: OH YOU'RE UP WHY DON'T YOU LET THE DOGS OUT COOK BREAKFAST TEND TO THE GARDEN DO THE LAUNDRY GRADUATE HIGH SCHOOL GET A DEGREE AND RUN FOR PRESIDENT

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absent *
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December 28, 2013 4:49pm UTC

I'm a bada$s cvnt who will now eat fairy bread for breakfast

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DepressedHby
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December 14, 2013 5:47pm UTC

I watched The Breakfast Club for the fist time yesterday. My life has changed dramatically <3

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coolsuperstarz
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November 17, 2013 8:12am UTC

I refuse to wake up
before normal people are eating their lunch.

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Radz*
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November 16, 2013 4:06am UTC

Chocolate for breakfast...;)

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happiest*
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November 7, 2013 2:10pm UTC

me: Oh god it's time to get up.
me: ugh clothing
me: Ugh hair
me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
me: oh god I hate this place
me: no I don't like you leave me alone
me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
me: Nice azz
me: the f-ck you lookin at?
me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
me: Please just shut up
me: YES HOME
me: YES INTERNET
me: YES BED

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Primadonna*
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November 3, 2013 10:57am UTC

Stop calling me cute, I'm not cute, I'm punk I have 0 feelings
I eat sheets of metal for breakfast.

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writtenrain*
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September 26, 2013 11:12am UTC

So I was at the doctors yesterday and this five year old kid found out that he was there to get a flu shot. He then proceeded to try and get out of it.
Him: I... I'm hungry.
His Mom: So am I.
Him: Let's just leave and get food,
His Mom: Nope we have to stay here.
Him: But I'm.... I'm starving.
His Mom: Me too.
Him: But I didn't eat dinner.
His Mom: Neither did I.
Him: Well I didn't eat lunch.
His Mom: Yes you did.
Him: Well then I didn't have breakfast.
His Mom: You had cereal.
Him: Well I didn't have any snacks.
His Mom: You had a granola bar before we left.
Him: I'm running out of ideas.

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lolatmylife
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September 21, 2013 12:48pm UTC

nutella is a very healthy breakfast because it consists of:
1. Hazelnuts: reduce risks of cardiovascular disease,
proteins, fiber, help lose weight.
2. Cocoa: improves mood, lessens risks of illness,
vitamins, minerals, antioxidants.
3. Happiness

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mtndewhm*
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September 11, 2013 4:55pm UTC

So I had gym class today (ew) and it was right after lunch (stupid, right?) and so I basically had to decide between eating and puking or not eating and passing out (I don't eat breakfast and we had to run the pacer) so I decided to eat (cheese sticks, yum) and then I ran the pacer (I only got like 15, I'm terrible) and so after I ran it we had to walk to cool down and I got like really light headed and saw some black, but kept walking, because I'm stupid, and it eventually wore off but I almost passed out. For the third time in the past year. I mean come on, body, start working properly.

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help_me_im_drowning
posted a quote
September 3, 2013 4:30pm UTC

Do I
Eat breakfast
or starve myself
again? Tonight
will I write my
suicide note
but only in
my head?
Tomorrow I
Will wish
I was already
dead, and despite
all of this I will still
get myself out of bed.

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gcontento
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September 1, 2013 3:58pm UTC

I want to sleep with you, in the most innocent sense of the phrase. I don’t know, I guess something about being able to synchronize our breathing to our own heartbeats really attracts me to the idea. I’d love to fall asleep to the sound of your voice and the smell of your hair. If I had my way, we’d cuddle and tell each other childhood stories before finally falling into a silent bliss. I want to sleep with you because I want to see if you snore, and if you do, I’ll tease you about it for the rest of our lives together. I want to be able to wake you up with a dozen kisses, just to stare into your eyes and silently communicate to you just how much I love you, because I just can’t find the words. Look forward to waking up to the smell of pancakes and pure sunshine, but don’t go anywhere. I’m cooking you breakfast in bed.

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LettingSecretsGo
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August 21, 2013 6:05pm UTC

Where does the poor meatball live?
In the spaghetto.

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xXxGymnasticsXxX
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August 16, 2013 11:16pm UTC

what is it like to pour a bowl of lucky charms without picking out extra marshmallows

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