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  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    oh my god guys i'm in a cafe on my own and this massive group of popular guys i know just walked in
    i could say hi but im sitting at a table with a laptop and a plate of food the size of asia
    i'm actually making a quote just so i look like i'm doing something, not just sitting here a loser. because i am sitting here like a loser
    one of them's walking over in my direction help abort mission abort mission
    ...
    ...
    he said hey and i was too socially awkward to admit i'm here alone so i said my friends are in the bathroom
    which they're not.
    because they don't exist.
    because they're not real.
    i can't just walk out now that'd be too obvious
    please tell me they're getting coffee to go or something
    JESUS THEY GOT A TABLE RIGHT NEXT TO MINE
    WHY IS MY LIFE THE WAY MY LIFE IS
    i need to leave right now before they realise i lied about the friends
    but i have a coffee
    and it's caramel flavoured
    and also i have a pie and some chocolate cake
    don't judge me, i eat like twelve grown men
    why do bad things happen to good people?
    maybe i could take the coffee and leave?
    ...no it's not takeaway so I'd get arrested for stealing the cup
    help help help help help
    i wish i could make TARDIS noises and disappear but no
    i'm not a time machine
    i wish i was a time machine.
    abort abort abort


  3. posted a quote
    March 6, 2013 6:27pm UTC
    Too ugly to date attractive people,
    Too attractive to date ugly people.

  4. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:30pm UTC
    i would
    never cheat on someone.
    I mean someone being stupid enough to date me
    is a once in a lifetime thing
    I'm not gonna mess it up


  5. posted a quote
    May 7, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    do you guys realize
    we can change our lives any time we want
    like you can just go ahead and travel the world,
    stop eating meat,
    shave your head,
    start running,
    tell that person you hate why you hate them so much,
    confess your love to someone
    and kiss them unexpectedly
    like w hy don’t we do that?

  6. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    Grandma: So do you have a boyfriend yet?
    Me: It's time for the jokes to stop.

  7. macccy_xo macccy_xo
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    "dude look at the personality on that girl"
    "dang man i'd talk to her all night long"

  8. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    How roll call will go in the future:
    Teacher: Welcome to class students! Please say 'here' when I call your name.
    Teacher: Albus
    Albus: Here!
    Teacher: Doctor
    Doctor: Oh, yes, um, hello. I can't talk at the moment, time's gone wibbly. Probably leave a message at the tone or something.
    Teacher: Um... okay? Hermione
    Hermione: Yes, I'm here! And when's our first test? I've been studying all Summer and-
    Red-headed boy in class: Oh my god, Hermione, shut up!
    Teacher: And you must be Ron! Okay then, Primrose
    Primrose: Here
    Random girl in back of class: I VOLUNTEER!!!
    Teacher: And I see Katniss has made it today as well, welcome.
    Blonde boy: Katniss is here?! Yes! Her Katniss, try this bread I baked this morning!
    Brunette boy: Oh, you'd better keep your hands off her! She's my best friend! We go hunting together!
    Teacher: Peeta! Gale! Stop fighting over Katniss and sit down.
    Teacher: Rory
    Doctor: Oh, Rory died yesterday, ma'am. But he should be back again tomorrow.
    Teacher: Oh...kay? And lastly, Draco.
    Draco: I'm LAST?! My father will hear about this!

  9. Living_Life_Freely Living_Life_Freely
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Dear boys,
    if she gets shoved into you,
    she likes you

  10. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 4:18pm UTC
    You hear a noise.
    It's a soft clink followed by footsteps in your yard. You spring to your feet, and race to the door. Flinging it open wide, you race to your backyard. There, you see one thing, and one thing only: a spilled milkshake. Happy tears fill your eyes as you gingerly pick up the milkshake. The wind blows your hair back as you stare off into the sunset and whisper softly to yourself: The boys were here.

  11. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 5:58pm UTC
    *Sees cute boy*
    Me: You would look good in a tuxedo
    Me: Standing next to me
    Me: ..In a wedding dress
    Me: So are you gonna propose to me yet?
    Me: *Awkward wink*
    Boy: *Runs away*
    Me: I guess my seductiveness is too much for him to handle... Should have toned it down a bit.

  12. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 12, 2013 2:39pm UTC
    Boys take off their shirts so weird. Like, they grab the shirt from the back of
    their neck and yank it over their head. That is so sexual. Like, I don't even know how you do it, boys.

  13. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  14. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    >>When you push a boy away
    He's not going to come after you.
    He's going to find a girl who appreciates him.
    If you act all damaged, he's going to find a normal girl.
    If you move away from him, he isn't going to grab you,hug you tight, and make you kiss him.
    He's going to think you're not into him.
    This isn't a movie.
    Learn how to deal with boys in reality before they find another girl who will.

  15. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Want to know why I'm single?
    You meet a guy, randomly start talking one day, he compliments you on everything he can: "you're gorgeous", "you're cute" etc.. he asks about your past relationships, you tell him you've been hurt before he says " I would never hurt you", you tell him some funny life stories, he tells you his. he starts flirting with you and you start to think he's a really nice guy, you then flirt back. He asks for your number, you give it to him straight away. Quickly; speaking to him becomes your daily routine, you count on him speaking to you, and whatever he does you smile instantly. He asks about your day and you speak all night. The night conversations are always the best. He always asks you if you're tired or you want to go to sleep but you say no and stay just to talk to him. You get butterflies every single time he speaks to you. You now tell your friends how much you like him. You're over the moon. You feel like the happiest girl in the world. but then one day, he randomly stops talking to you, stops putting the effort in and you have no idea why, you know something's changed but you're confused. He stops putting the effort in and you become all clingy and feel like a pest every time you pick up the strength to say "hi" to him, you come to a conclusion that its all your fault and he's mad at you for whatever you have done. He says "sorry, i've been busy" so, you let it go, but for days after maybe weeks and he's still busy constantly. every time you talk to her it becomes an argument, over the most stupidest of things.. you then stop putting the effort in thinking it works both ways, but it doesn't. You then stop speaking, weeks or months go by and you still haven't spoken. You notice that they call every other girl "perfect" and all the other things he called you. He's fine without you. He has already moved on and you're still mad and upset. You still hope that one day he will pop up and everything will go back to how it was, back to normal but you know that will never happen, you now compare every other guy to him. He forgot about you a long time ago, and you still don't want to believe you got played.
    And that my friends, is why I'm single.

  16. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    It’s ridiculous how so much of your future depends on how successful you are as a teenager.

  17. HakunaaMatata HakunaaMatata
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2013 2:59pm UTC
    I know i'm nothing special,
    BUT I HOPE YOU WON'T REPLACE ME.

  18. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 24, 2013 4:51pm UTC
    I'D RATHER BE ALONE THAN WITH SOMEONE
    WHO DOESN'T MAKE ME FEEL WANTED

  19. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2013 5:18pm UTC
    When butterflies fall in love
    Do they feel people in their stomachs?

  20. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 2:03am UTC
    Why is it socially acceptable for guys to
    sag their pants all the way down to their knees
    but if a girl shows a little bit of her bra...
    HOLY SH!. T YOU FU. CKING SL. UT!
    SHAME ON YOU.
    WOW THAT’S SO NOT CLASSY!
    LET'S DRESS CODE YOU!
    IF YOU EVER DO IT AGAIN,
    I’M CALLING YOUR PARENTS.
    DISHONOR ON YOU!
    DISNHONOR ON YOUR FAMILY!
    DISHONOR ON YOUR COW!

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