Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Best Boyfriends Quotes This Month

  1. beebessey beebessey
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2013 3:04pm UTC
    I don't understand why everyones like "oh your dating my ex cool. I'm eating a sandwich want these leftovers too?" Or "don't be upset when you see your ex with someone else, our parents told us to give our used toys to the less fortunate." My exes are genuinely good guys. Yeah sure one cheated a bit, ok a lot, but that doesn't mean he's not a good guy, or fun to be around. They deserve to be happy just like you do.... I just don't understand the bitterness after a breakup I guess...

  2. Differents0x Differents0x
    posted a quote
    August 18, 2013 8:44am UTC
    A stranger stabs you in
    the front
    A friend stabs you in the back
    A boyfriend stabs you in the heart
    But best friends only poke each other with straws

  3. imradioactive imradioactive
    posted a quote
    October 27, 2013 8:06pm UTC
    do you ever want a boyfriend
    but you really don't
    but you really do

  4. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 7:45pm UTC
    The worst thing is when you know you did something wrong, and you don't know what. When you replay a situation over and over in your head until it's permanently engrained in your mind. When even with the scene on constant replay you still can't spot what you did. When you know that what you did must have been something big, because it did something to make the one person you really care about upset. But maybe that's not the worst thing. Maybe the worst thing is beign so sorry, even when you don't know what it is you're sorry for. When you know that whatever happened, it had to have been your fault, and you want to fix it.... so bad. But worse yet, when you want to fix it that bad, but can't, because you still can't spot your error. And it eats you alive. You can't figure it out and wonder why. You wonder if maybe it was a misunderstanding. You wonder if maybe you didn't realize you had spoken, didn't realize you had said something to upset them. But hey, maybe the worst is just knowing that they're upset because of you.

  5. Nikki Sixx* Nikki Sixx*
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 12:39pm UTC
    Who else thinks it's not
    being a good boyfriend
    when he chooses to go
    to a concert on his
    girlfriend's birthday?!

  6. forgetandmoveon forgetandmoveon
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    & I still get
    Goosebumps ♥ Everytime ♥ I hear
    Our song

  7. SundayWakeUp SundayWakeUp
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2013 8:32pm UTC
    She stopped sleeping
    She stopped eating
    She just wanted to get away
    From her feelings

  8. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2013 9:20pm UTC
    You all don't realize how lucky you are, do you?

  9. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    July 6, 2013 6:12am UTC
    If a guy wants you for breast, thighs, and legs, send him to KFC. You're a lady, not a cheap value meal.

  10. *Freedom* *Freedom*
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 10:57pm UTC
    Madona is 55 and her boyfriend is 22, Tina Turner is 70 and her boyfriend is 40, J Lo is 46 and her boyfriend is 26, Mariah Carey is 44 and her bf is 32.
    You're still single?
    Relax, your boyfriend is not born yet.

  11. LiveLaughLoveBelieve LiveLaughLoveBelieve
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 6:10pm UTC
    In A Relationship:
    Once you guys are burping in front of each other, you're pretty
    close with one another...
    But once you're farting in front of each other, you're
    bound to get married!
    THAT'S A HUGE STEP UP IN YOUR
    RELATIONSHIP!
    I'm just speaking the truth people.

  12. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2013 7:50am UTC
    “Women always put men first. That's how everything got so screwed up.”
    - Janet Fitch, White Oleander

  13. chl0e chl0e
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 12:56pm UTC
    Boyfriends are like new dresses: you don't always need one but having one makes you feel good.

  14. Adlisa138 Adlisa138
    posted a quote
    April 29, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    Each Girl Has That One Boy
    That She'll Never Lose
    Feelings For.<3

  15. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2013 4:07am UTC
    Why waste yours & their time being with somebody you know your not going to spend the rest of your life with? Pointless.

  16. Comical Comical
    posted a quote
    July 29, 2013 9:12pm UTC
    I WOULD LIKE TO THANK ALL OF MY BOOK BOYFRIENDS FOR BEING BETTER THAN ANY BOYFRIEND THAT I COULD IMAGINE
    HARRY POTTER (harry potter maybe idk)
    PERCY JACKSON (percy jackson)
    JACE WAYLAND (the mortal instruments)
    AUGUSTUS WATERS (the fault in our stars)
    PEETA MELLARK (the hunger games)
    RON WEASLEY (harry potter)
    FINNICK ODAIR (the hunger games)
    TOBIAS EATON (divergent)
    CEDRIC DIGGORY (harry potter)
    LEO VALDEZ (the heroes of olympus)
    SIMON LEWIS (the mortal instruments)
    KY MARKHAM (matched)
    ALEX SHEATHES (delirium)
    OLIVER WOOD (harry potter)
    CHARLIE (perks of being a wallflower)

  17. TacoLuver TacoLuver
    posted a quote
    August 3, 2013 11:41am UTC
    Hey guys, I now have a boyfriend...
    And he's not imaginary.
    Him: I'm scared to tell you something ;c
    Me: Just tell mee
    Him: Promise you won't tell anyone? ;c
    Me: I pinky swear
    Him: I.. Like you
    Me: And why were you scared to tell me that..?
    Him: Because you don't like me back
    Me: Why do you like me?? We haven't talked in a while
    Him: Never mind.... ;c
    Me: Nooo tell me. Don't you dare change the subject mister
    Him: I always have...
    Me: Aw thats cute(: you shoulda told me sooner
    Him: Do you like me back? ;c
    Me: Yes
    Him: Really...? c:
    Me: Yeahh
    Him: Will you... Be my girlfriend...?

  18. foreveryounggxo foreveryounggxo
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 11:32am UTC
    Am I the only one who doesn't like when a guy calls me hot?
    Like thanks but thats not a compliment to me. Im a girl not a bowl of soup.
    Next time dig a little deeper.

  19. PirateChic97 PirateChic97
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 10:42am UTC
    My boyfriend kissed me at the top of the ferris wheel... super
    romantic until the little girls in the cart behind us start screaming
    "ewww!!! icky!!!!! kissing is icky!!!!!!"

  20. staystrong727 staystrong727
    posted a quote
    March 9, 2013 4:08pm UTC
    I want a boyfriend that cuddles me, kisses me infront of his friends because he isnt afraid to say to all his friends that I'm his girlfriend, a boy that can be weird arounds me and lets me be weird around him, a boy who accepts all my flaws and love me for them, a boy who would do anything to see me smile, a boy who only has eyes for me, a boy who doesn't pressure me into anything, and most of all a boy who says he loves me and means it

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles