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  1. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    March 5, 2013 5:41pm UTC
    why do hot boyfriends happen to bad people

  2. chickittylover chickittylover
    posted a quote
    April 1, 2013 1:52pm UTC
    11:11
    The time where many girls make extreme wishes
    wish for boyfriends

  3. kelly* kelly*
    posted a quote
    September 7, 2013 12:52am UTC
    yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have you ever heard of chocolate fountains

  4. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 11, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    Girls:
    you can make fun of thier boyfriends, some will even laugh,
    but they'd kill you if you make fun of thier pets

  5. MissLovely MissLovely
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    *Fries before guys*

  6. IKnewYouWereTrouble IKnewYouWereTrouble
    posted a quote
    June 1, 2013 10:28pm UTC
    My mom and I were talking to my sister.
    Me: hey makkenna?
    Sister: hmmmm?
    Me: don't ever get a boyfriend
    Me: you don't need a man
    Me: you're perfect just the way you are
    Me: you can be just like me
    Me: so you're not going to get a boyfriend, right?
    Sister: yeah I will!
    Me: why?
    Sister: because!
    Mom: what are you going to do with your boyfriend?
    Me:
    Mom:
    Sister:
    Sister: eat pizza
    Guys she's only five.

  7. LiveLaughLoveBelieve LiveLaughLoveBelieve
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2013 4:09pm UTC
    Him and I texting
    Him: Can I ask a question?
    Me: Sure go for it.
    Him: What do you think love is?
    Me: Hmmm...well I think love is when that one special person is the last thing you think about before you go to sleep and the first thing you think about in the morning. They make you smile no matter what and you make them smile too. They make you happy and you do the same for them. When you hear that person's name, you immediately turn your head. When you think of them, you get butterflies in your stomach. You want to be with them all the time.
    Him: Wow, nice.
    Me: Now can I ask you a question...?
    Him: Shoot
    Me: ...do you love me
    (about a minute later)
    Me: I'm so sorry I shouldn't have asked. I didn't mean to make it awkward.
    Him: There's no need to feel uncomfortable. I'm right here, everything's fine...
    ...and yes I do love you...

  8. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2013 6:33am UTC
    the uglier the snapchat
    the closer the friendship

  9. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 2:57am UTC
    Yeah boyfriends are pretty cool but have you heard of chocolate fountains?

  10. Acidtears Acidtears
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 6:21pm UTC
    What does it feel like to have a boyfriend?

    ■ Anonymous
    I've never had a boyfriend, but I think it feels like you're safe. Like no one's going to hurt you.
    It feels like someone actually cares about you. Like he doesn't care what you look like, or how your body looks like. He loves you for who you are. He makes you feel like you deserve to be happy. At least, that's what I think. I've seen that happen to friends.
    Ask a question

  11. 5683lover 5683lover
    posted a quote
    November 11, 2013 3:42pm UTC
    We were texting last night and he asked
    "Who was your first kiss?"
    and i said "No one :( how about you"
    "me either, but i can change that for both of us :)"

  12. peacegirl270 peacegirl270
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Popular Girl: *yells to class* WHO HAS A BOYFRIEND??
    Me: *raises hand*
    Popular Girl #2: Ooooo...Look Iza (idk why they call me that) has one!!!
    Popular Girl #3: Who is it????
    Me: Niall Horan ;)
    Popular Girl #3: Who?
    Me: My boyfriend. You don't know him. ;)

  13. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 26, 2013 4:09am UTC
    If you can't picture yourself possibly having a future with someone, then don't get into a relationship with them no matter how hard they try to convince you. Getting into a relationship because you're lonely or feeling sorry for the other person, is simply asking for a messy break up later on. A little hurt now, will save a whole lot of heart ache further down the track.

  14. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 4:19am UTC
    She treated you like trash; I'll treat you like treasure,
    I'll take the pain she gave you; & replace it with pleasure.

  15. TheHalfbacksGirl TheHalfbacksGirl
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Everyone wants a guy who, kisses her in front of his friends, dances with her just because he can, pushes her on the swings, tells her stories when she's sick, and sings love songs to her at 3am in the morning. Yeah, that stuff is pretty great, but me? I just want you. ♥

  16. forgetandmoveon forgetandmoveon
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 10:44pm UTC
    & I Knew It Was Too Good To Be True

  17. Vinita* Vinita*
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2014 7:45pm UTC
    That moment
    When you see a guy
    That looks like a combination of two of your exes
    And you're just standing there like
    'Woah man.'

  18. CaitlinAtTheDisco* CaitlinAtTheDisco*
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2013 9:09pm UTC
    10 Tips on How To Tell If A Guy Likes You
    1. He breathes around you. We want this; this means he wants to be alive around you.
    2. He blinks around you.
    3. He scratches his head around you.
    4. When he says 'no', he actually means 'yes.' This is an important step. Don't forget it.
    5. If he points and laughs at you while he's with a group of friends, he's definitely just complimenting your outfit today. Wear it again. Everyday. Don't worry about washing it; he likes it the way it is.
    6. If he calls you a creep; it's only a term of endearment. This is good, it's his personal nickname for you. You may be his personal brand of heroine.
    7. Ignores your texts/inboxes/e-mails/phone calls/pigeon carriers/snap chats/messages in a bottle, he is just playing hard to get. Take a visit to his house and all of his friends house's just in case he's over there. Forget the rocks, chuck bricks.
    8. If he files for a restraining order, he is just testing what barriers your love can overcome. Make sure you overcome them, you don't want him giving up on you now, right?
    9. If he changes his name, address, and/or phone number, threaten to hold his mother hostage until he returns to your dungeon. Take action guys, it'll be good mother-daughter bonding time for your future mother-inlaw, too.
    10. If he already has a girlfriend, she is only a speed bump. Literally; she's only a speed bump.

  19. breezy_mac breezy_mac
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 2:39am UTC
    13 year old girl; Im single, and ready to Mingle
    18 year old guy; What? Are they having a dating service at your primary school? Make sure there's juice and cookies :)

  20. littleshrimp littleshrimp
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 11:33am UTC
    if you were really sorry,
    you wouldn't have done it in the first place.

:)

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