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  1. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 8:17pm UTC
    Not having children
    until 2090 because I want 90s kids

  2. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 22, 2013 8:58pm UTC
    F is for friends who do stuff with out you.
    U is for ur alone
    N is for no one wants to be with you because all you do is sit at home

  3. sugarfreak sugarfreak
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 12:20am UTC
    Using Mr Parker
    ♥ Logan ♥
    C h a p t e r 44
    “Oh my gosh, oh my gosh,” I muttered over and over again.
    “Calm down, Logan!” Justin cried.
    “I can't,” I muttered. “So many things could go wrong.”
    “You met Zachs parents yesterday, right?” I nodded. “It's exactly like that.”
    “No it isn't!” To sum yesterday up, it was a big success. His mum and dad loved me or so I hoped. Around the house, there were heaps of photos of the same girl. I'm assuming it was Ariella, she was stunning with dark brown hair.
    “I'll be with you the whole time,” Justin told, kissing my forehead. I sighed, nodding slowly. Zach couldn't exactly come with me because my dad or my mum had no idea I was dating anyone – especially my teacher.
    “Lets get this over and done with.” We were meeting my dads wife and their kid at a restaurant. Yes, they had a child. When my mum told me I was more than shocked. I have a 1 year old step-sister called Ali. His wife, Stacy was only 25. We arrived at the restaurant and I realised it was called Ella's.
    My thoughts flickered to what Zach had once told me. 'My dad also has a small restaurant called Ellas'.
    Just my luck.
    I groaned hoping not to see Zachs dad, Paul inside because that would only cause trouble. Apparently I was out of luck because Paul was right there, smiling. “Darling, hi!” he exclaimed.
    “Hi,” I muttered.
    “Hi Paul,”
    He asked, “Can I get you a table?”
    “No, someone is waiting for us.”
    “Okay, give me a call if you need anything.” I spotted my dad and Justin put his hand over my shoulder. In a baby seat was a little blonde girl and next to her was her mother in a bright pink flowy dress. When my dad saw us, he immediately got up, so did his wife.
    “Logan and-and Justin? Wow, you've grown.”
    “Hi Robby,” Justin said, politely.
    “Um, um, this is my wife – Stacy. Stacy this is Logan and Justin.” Stacy smiled.
    “Hi Logan, hi Justin, it's a pleasure to meet you two.”
    “Yeah...” my voice trailed off.
    “This is Ali,” my dad pointed at the adorable one year old who was giggling at the faces Justin was making.
    “She is so cute,” I grinned.
    “She is,” my dad nodded. “Now come on, lets order some food.” Justin and I sat next to each other opposite Stacy and my dad as we talked.
    “So Logan, what are you think of doing when you finish school?” Stacy asked.
    “I'm not sure,” I shrugged, honestly.
    “Oh yeah and do you have a boyfriend?”
    “Yeah, yes I do,” I smiled.
    Want a reminder? Comment.
    Teaser: Soon, Zach and I would be able to go out like a normal couple.
    {A/N This chapter is dedicated to purdygirl, it was her birthday yesterday & I believe it is still her birthday today in America. Happy Birthdy!}

  4. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12 happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    so tell me,
    when exactly did originality go out of style?

  5. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    February 26, 2013 5:05pm UTC
    do you ever just wanna kiss your boyfriend,
    but then you realize you don't have one?

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 10:29am UTC
    My boyfriend isn't allowed to watch
    animal planet
    he might see his ex girlfriend on there.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2013 2:43pm UTC
    My mom got a Jesus shaped flashlight
    just so whenever someone says “I can’t see” she can be like “Let jesus light the path”

  8. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2013 6:24pm UTC
    If on the first day of school a kid says
    "present" instead of "here"
    during attendance you know they're gonna be an annoying little sh.t bag.

  9. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    I really wanna kiss you and be cute with you and fall asleep in your arms and go on stupid dates but i also sort of want to light you on fire and throw myself into traffic

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 12:30pm UTC
    They will only care when you are gone

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 8:39pm UTC
    I could never be a politician
    because every time it was my turn to talk in a debate I would start off saying, "Listen here you little p.rick"

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    If you want to pick up girls,
    keep your back straight and lift with your knees.

  13. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    June 3, 2013 6:28pm UTC
    Adult: So, you have a boyfriend then?
    Me: No
    Adult: I'm sure you're too good for any of them!
    Me: Or, you know, it could be the small factor that I look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and am wasting my teenage years on the internet.

  14. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 16, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    This girl that was writing everyone's grades
    wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97
    And that's the story of how I passed English

  15. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:26pm UTC
    christmas list:
    killer eyebrows
    a boyfriend
    anything edible really
    selfie skills

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    December 22, 2013 1:28pm UTC
    yeah so i was at my friends house (hes a guy) and his parents weren’t home so we broke into his dad booze cabinet and started drinking. we ended up cudding and watching re-runs of full house, and he told me he loved me and i was like youre just drunk and he said ‘yeah but im not saying it because im drunk. im saying it as fact, it is 54 degrees outside, the ocean is salty, and i love you’ and i was like dayum son and thats the story of how i lost my virginity.
    OH GOD

  17. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 2:20pm UTC
    What is it called when your crush has crush on you too?
    IMAGINATION!

  18. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 9:48am UTC
    “Look mom, no hands!”
    “DEAR GOD BILLY WE HAVE TO GET YOU TO THE HOSPITAL”

  19. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥* happy witty anniversary!
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2013 12:00pm UTC
    What if I bought a cactus and carried it
    around
    and just whacked everyone who annoys me with the cactus

  20. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 4, 2013 5:55pm UTC
    I almost find it funny when a girl tells her boyfriend that she's pregnant
    and he just blames her for it and yells at her.
    Seriously the guy in the relationship is just as much to blame as the girl is.
    It's not the girl's fault that her boyfriend didn't feel like wearing a condom

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