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Best Boyfriend Quotes This Year

  1. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC
    A friend of mine asked me if
    I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
    She's mad at me now.

  2. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 5:29pm UTC
    I wonder what it feels like
    right before you jump off the edge,
    knowing your life is going to end.

  3. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2013 3:02pm UTC
    i'm single by choice. just not my choice.

  4. jimmy365 jimmy365
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 9:54pm UTC
    signs he likes you
    (2 of 10)
    They are more likely to
    face you when
    talking to you as opposed to
    standing sideways or away from you.
    However, if they are shy, then
    this point won’t apply so much.
    Instead, they will
    periodically take glimpses at you
    when you’re not looking.
    f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 | l o v e

  5. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2013 5:03pm UTC
    I haven’t been to subway in 2 years
    because the woman said "what type of bread do you want" and I went "yeah"

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 26, 2013 10:23am UTC
    Do you ever get a ring stuck on your finger
    And it's just like what no I didn't commit to this

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 7, 2013 2:10pm UTC
    me: Oh god it's time to get up.
    me: ugh clothing
    me: Ugh hair
    me: oh well it's too late to eat breakfast.
    me: oh god I hate this place
    me: no I don't like you leave me alone
    me: Oh your boyfriend broke up with you? Please tell me more about how emotionaly unstable you are.
    me: DON'T STOP IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DAMN HALLWAY
    me: Nice azz
    me: the f-ck you lookin at?
    me: I wonder what would happen if I pushed this kid down the stairs.
    me: Please just shut up
    me: YES HOME
    me: YES INTERNET
    me: YES BED

  8. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 2:34pm UTC
    Sometimes the people you'd take a bullet for
    are the ones behind the trigger

  9. BlackButterflies BlackButterflies
    posted a quote
    February 28, 2013 4:16am UTC
    here's a tip: if you start dating a depressed person, don't be surprised if they are still depressed while they are dating you.
    they're not depressed because they're single, and you are not an all-powerful cure for mental illnesses. just be there for them.

  10. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    April 27, 2013 1:18pm UTC
    My greatest fear is that you will become
    one of those people who i can only see in my memories

  11. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2013 4:19pm UTC
    Birds are lucky
    because they get to attend concerts for free

  12. _superwhitegirlproblems _superwhitegirlproblems
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    Super White Girl Problems #1807
    When opening a
    pad/tampon in the school
    bathroom seems about
    as loud as opening
    a sunchips bag.
    tumblr

  13. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2013 3:27pm UTC
    Going back to your ex
    Is like taking a shower and putting your dirty underwear back on

  14. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    June 13, 2013 1:43pm UTC
    My relationship with my boyfriend
    is like the square root of -1. It doesn't exist.

  15. ChocoTaco ChocoTaco
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    Normal people with their boyfriend/girlfriend: Cuddle, Sing lyrics together, laugh about their day, tell each other their problems, help each other out, enjoy themselves.
    Me with my boyfriend: ...Oh yeah that's right, I don't have a boyfriend.

  16. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2013 4:55pm UTC
    What if you were holding a puppy,
    And said "Who's the cutest wittle puppy in the whole wide world?"
    & it responded in a grown mans voice just like,
    "I'm the cutest puppy in the whole wide world."

  17. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2013 3:58pm UTC
    When rappers say their names at the beginning of a song
    ...uh, if i'm listening to your song, chances are that
    i kinda already know who you are...

  18. pinapplesealover3 pinapplesealover3
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 5:14pm UTC
    ever wonder who
    is using one of your quotes as a facebook status?

  19. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 5:32pm UTC
    There are two types of crushes:
    1. A casual crush, you look at them and you’re like “wow you’re pretty cute I'd like to get to
    know you better”
    2. Absolutely, undeniably head over heels oh my god are you f.cking kidding me you are perfect wow I’m literally going to rethink every conversation we’ve ever had for the next 9 hours of my life please love me
    There is no in between

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 15, 2013 4:56pm UTC
    I'm still waiting for the day that I will use
    x² + y +8 [(x + 2y ² = a-z] + 2x ³ + (- 2z = 2. 4) + 10y - 5Z ³= k= 9
    In real life.

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