Best Boyfriend Quotes This Week

Andreaxoxo
posted a quote
May 6, 2013 6:00pm UTC

a lot of my life
has been realizing that i would
cross oceans
for people who wouldn't
jump puddles for me

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dani64
posted a quote
March 18, 2013 5:00pm UTC

Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
I wouldn't know what to do
What do they eat?
How often do they need to be walked?

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
March 14, 2013 9:17pm UTC

Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
I want to hit you with my car
Throw you off a tree so high
Hope you snap your neck and die
♥

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 4, 2013 5:43pm UTC

The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 1, 2013 1:38pm UTC

Did you know that cats rub their faces
against things
that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
like wow thank you cat

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happiest*
posted a quote
November 16, 2013 2:55pm UTC

Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
Santa: Let's be realistic

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
May 29, 2013 3:16pm UTC

If you get a boyfriend, does that mean you have to spend less time on the
internet becaue I don't know if I'm prepared for that.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 23, 2013 7:28pm UTC

My boyfriend and I are so different.
I exist, he doesn't.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
April 19, 2013 2:47pm UTC

If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any
way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of sh//t as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all f//cking stupid. Sorry not sorry.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
February 20, 2013 10:08am UTC

Pretty Girl: It's not hard to get a boyfriend
Me: *leaves*

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 27, 2013 2:14pm UTC

if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pis.sed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC

When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
flushed my phone down the toilet

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RingoStar
posted a quote
February 6, 2013 8:40pm UTC

There are 7,064,588,395
people on this planet, Earth
and I still have a 0% chance
of having a boyfriend on Valentine's day

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sophsunflower12
posted a quote
March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC

it's March. someone please enlighten me
as to why there's still snow on the ground.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
February 16, 2013 5:07pm UTC

Yo Mama Jokes
This is a quote for you to comment some of the funniest
'Yo Mama' jokes you have ever heard.
Let's see how funny these get.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
January 24, 2013 2:34pm UTC

I won't cry for you,
my mascara is too expensive.

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sorry_for_loving_you
posted a quote
January 25, 2013 1:51pm UTC

Me and my boyfriend texting
Me: sorry i fell asleep last night. :P
Him: I was so sad :(
me: Omg really? :( im sorry!
Him: Noo im just kitten(:
Me: Say you're sorry right meow!(;
Him: I dont know about all cat (;
Me: lol i love you so much ((:
Him: I love you and you're cats too. <3 (:
I.will.Marry.Him.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
July 25, 2013 12:38pm UTC

*Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
*Table breaks*

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:56pm UTC

God created the world in 7 days
well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal

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glitter162*
posted a quote
June 23, 2013 5:39pm UTC

A friend of mine asked me if
I'm going to her wedding. I said, "No, I'll catch the next one."
She's mad at me now.

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