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Best Boyfriend Quotes Ever

  1. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    May 6, 2013 6:00pm EDT
    a lot of my life
    has been realizing that i would
    cross oceans
    for people who wouldn't
    jump puddles for me

  2. dani64 dani64
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2013 5:00pm EDT
    Whatt if I ever do get a boyfriend?
    I wouldn't know what to do
    What do they eat?
    How often do they need to be walked?

  3. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2013 9:17pm EDT
    Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
    I want to hit you with my car
    Throw you off a tree so high
    Hope you snap your neck and die

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2013 5:43pm EDT
    The scariest thing about dating someone is that you will either break up with or end up marrying that person.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 16, 2013 2:55pm EST
    Me: For Christmas I want a boyfriend
    Santa: Let's be realistic

  6. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2013 1:38pm EDT
    Did you know that cats rub their faces
    against things
    that they claim as their territory so if they rub against your face
    you've just been named an honorary member of that cat’s family
    like wow thank you cat

  7. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 3:16pm EDT
    If you get a boyfriend, does that mean you have to spend less time on the
    internet becaue I don't know if I'm prepared for that.

  8. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 7:28pm EST
    My boyfriend and I are so different.
    I exist, he doesn't.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    April 19, 2013 2:47pm EDT
    If you’re a girl and you hit, punch, or physically harm your boyfriend in any
    way it’s still considered abuse and you’re equally as much of a piece of sh//t as any guy that hits his girlfriend. Seriously the amount of girls that disagree with this is ridiculous, and they’re all f//cking stupid. Sorry not sorry.

  10. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 10:08am EST
    Pretty Girl: It's not hard to get a boyfriend
    Me: *leaves*

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    September 27, 2013 2:14pm EDT
    if you locked your boyfriend and your dog in a trunk for a week and then opened it the boyfriend would probably be pis.sed but the dog would be happy to see you also known as reasons why dogs are better than boyfriends

  12. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:41pm EDT
    When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
    from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
    she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
    flushed my phone down the toilet

  13. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:40pm EDT
    it's March. someone please enlighten me
    as to why there's still snow on the ground.

  14. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 8:40pm EST
    There are 7,064,588,395
    people on this planet, Earth
    and I still have a 0% chance
    of having a boyfriend on Valentine's day

  15. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 5:07pm EST
    Yo Mama Jokes
    This is a quote for you to comment some of the funniest
    'Yo Mama' jokes you have ever heard.
    Let's see how funny these get.

  16. sorry_for_loving_you sorry_for_loving_you
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 1:51pm EST
    Me and my boyfriend texting
    Me: sorry i fell asleep last night. :P
    Him: I was so sad :(
    me: Omg really? :( im sorry!
    Him: Noo im just kitten(:
    Me: Say you're sorry right meow!(;
    Him: I dont know about all cat (;
    Me: lol i love you so much ((:
    Him: I love you and you're cats too. <3 (:
    I.will.Marry.Him.

  17. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 2:34pm EST
    I won't cry for you,
    my mascara is too expensive.

  18. 失眠* 失眠*
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2013 6:39pm EDT
    skin•ny love
    /'skiné/ /lǝv/
    when two people love each other but they are too shy to admit it but they still show it

  19. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2013 12:38pm EDT
    *Seductively lays on a table* Hey bab-
    *Table breaks*

  20. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2013 8:56pm EDT
    God created the world in 7 days
    well it took 9 months to create me so clearly I’m a big deal

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