Boston Quotes

josiewdog123
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October 30, 2013 7:14pm UTC

I'm obviously not counting shìt like the Boston Tea Party, Boston Massacre, and the Boston marathon bombing. Exculding tragedies of war, is today the craziest day in Boston history? I mean, we have the World Series, the President, and Drake in town. Those are legitimately the three biggest things in the country right now. We've got the mayor deciding that no one needs to work a full day because the streets will be too crazy. He's saying bars can't let people see inside because crowds will gather just to watch tv through the window like it's the 1950's. He shut down almost 50 streets throughout the city. At 4 pm it became boreederline Martial Law out there. I mean, I just went outside to grab a bite to eat in the north end, and there are people in Sox t shirts in bars already. The madness has begun.

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josiewdog123
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October 30, 2013 7:02pm UTC

Oh my god Boston is off the wall right now!!!
I love living in the city!
GO RED SOX
FEAR THE BEARDS

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Hale_Storm18
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October 24, 2013 9:14pm UTC

every other sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: aw sh.t we lost
every boston sports team fan when their team is losing with 2 mins left: yo chill the fck out we got this

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 21, 2013 6:13pm UTC

SHOUTOUT TO MATTY AND BILLY COSTA AND LISA hehehe
i want jingle ball tickets the most.

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insecuritiesarelife
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October 21, 2013 5:33pm UTC

losing him was BLUE like i never know, missing him was dark grey all alone, forgetting him was like tryna know somebody you never met..................
but red sox win is boston RED
re-e-e-e-d. re-e-e-ed.re-e-e-ed. BOSTON RED SOX RED.
burning red.................lalalala yay athletes enough about this goodnight everybody byebye

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Hale_Storm18
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October 15, 2013 4:03pm UTC

me: *lives 24 miles away from boston*
me: yeah i live, like, right outside of boston

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Hale_Storm18
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October 10, 2013 8:22pm UTC

So a guest speaker came to my school today and he said, "I've never been to this part of Boston before." Yeah, that's probably because you aren't in Boston.

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Hale_Storm18
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October 1, 2013 3:44pm UTC

My friend who I've known for about 8 years is opening for one of my favorite bands when they're in Boston and omfg guys do you know how exciting this is?

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xxLivelifetothefullestxx
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September 29, 2013 6:48pm UTC

One of the most annoying things about living in Massachusetts is when people assume everybody has a Boston accent. No, I'm not from Boston, therefore I don't have a Boston accent.

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ocean pixie*
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August 26, 2013 4:31pm UTC

In the light of the sun,
is there anyone?
O H , I T H A S B E G U N ,
oh dear, you look so lost,
eyes are red & tears are shed,
this world you must've
crossed.
Please don't remove this!

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josiewdog123
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August 22, 2013 12:04pm UTC

I pahk my cah in Harvahd Yahd. I drink from a bubblah. I get boos and beyah from a packie. Fluff + PB = Heaven. Dunkins 3 times a day is normal. Tomatoes have no place in chowdah. Bobby Orr is the greatest defensman to lace the skates. I've heard my grandma say "wicked pissah". I go to the Cape every summer. Larry Bird made 3 pointers look easy. The word 'sucks' should always go with the words 'New' and 'York'. I love that dirty water. I talk about New England sports more than anything else. I miss the Garden. Tom Brady plays real football like a video game on easy level. Dropkick Murphy's rock. Everytime I see a Citgo sign, I think of Home. Lynn, Lynn the city of sin you never come out the way you came in. My house has a Pallah. A Blizzard is an ice cream snack and 14 inches of snow is a light flurry. I call my mother 'ma'. The light tunred green; GO! I still call five dollars fin. I can give directions only using Dunkin Donuts as landmarks. I support my teams no matter what. Sweet Caroline is the prettiest song ever witten that's not about dirty water. Fenway is magical. 10 minutes is a distance. I pronounce Worchester, Peabody, Barnstable, Harwich, Hingham, Scituate, Wareham, Dartmouth, Dighton, Fairhaven, New Bedford, N. Attleborough, Dedham, Norfolk, Norwood, Stoughton, Ayer, Bedford, Billerica, Chelmsford, Condord, Gorton, Lowell, Marlborough, Madford, Natick, Pepperell, Reading, Sherborn, Tewksbury, and Waltham correctly. I take Massshole as a compliment. Traffic lights are just a suggestion. The Big Dig was a mess. I shout "Yankees Suck" at Bruins games. I put trash in a barrel. Wicked is good. I know how to drive through a rotary. I drink Frappes, shaking milk is silly. I put jimmies on my ice cream. I am Boston Strong.
I am Boston

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*blushes*
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July 30, 2013 12:43pm UTC

If I should ever go to Boston,
there will be a one of 625,087 possibility that
I'll cross Steve's way on the streets.
And a 100% possibility, that if we
should cross our ways,
we'll just walk past
eachother.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 25, 2013 1:10pm UTC

down by the river
down by the banks
of the river
Charles
that's where you'll
find me
along with
lovers, muggers,
and thieves
well, i love that
dirty water
oh, boston
you're my
home

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Hale_Storm18
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July 18, 2013 1:19pm UTC

So a key witness in the Whitey Bulger trial was found dead on the side of the road and wow what a coincidence

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Hale_Storm18
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July 14, 2013 9:46pm UTC

Me: *not from Boston*
Me: *not originally from Massachusetts*
Me: *in Boston* Ugh, tourists.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 5, 2013 6:40pm UTC

Screw it. Welcome Eriksson. I hope you score a bunch of goals and have
a cool number and someone teaches you about Boston and you come to love Boston and that you get to be loved, just like everyone else. And that we come up with several sweet nicknames for you, and you will have your own fangirls and someone to have a bromance with.

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Hale_Storm18
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July 5, 2013 2:12pm UTC

I bet Tyler Seguin missed another team breakfast and the Bruins just got fed up so they just traded him.

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RandomGirl42
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June 24, 2013 11:32pm UTC

Sorry Steve,
The Stanley Cup belongs in Chicago

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Hale_Storm18
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June 24, 2013 9:02pm UTC

We love you guys. We've had our genetic codes altered so that we bleed black and gold. We curse you out and praise you in the same sentence. We schedule life around you. Some people only have you. Do us a solid tonight.
Let's go Bruins.

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Hale_Storm18
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June 22, 2013 9:13pm UTC

David Krejci: Hi, I'm David Krejci. I'm from Sternberk, Czech Republic and my favorite player growing up was Jaromir Jagr.
Jaromir Jagr: Hi, I'm Jaromir Jagr. I'm from Kladno, Czech Republic. My favorite player growing up was Jaromir Jagr.

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