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  1. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2013 7:13pm UTC
    I was going to make a s.l.u.t joke but then i realized s.l.u.t jokes are w.h.o.reable, h.o.e well.

  2. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 27, 2013 6:19pm UTC
    Dear Board of Education,
    we are, too

  3. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 31, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Be ashamed to catch yourself idle.

  4. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    Click this quote.
    Start typing.
    have fun.

  5. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2013 1:53am UTC
    Do other people pretend to sleep so they don't have to deal with interacting with other human beings or is it just me?

  6. Fαy Στylες* Fαy Στylες*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 12:13pm UTC
    Accidentally sending ;) instead of :)
    and feeling like you just offered them your body.

  7. *Elena;~ ♥* *Elena;~ ♥*
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2013 9:08pm UTC
    Where would you hide the dead body?
    Comment.

  8. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    The ocean is a beautiful thing
    it can be calm and gentle
    soothing your worries
    erasing your fears.
    And then,
    when you're least expecting it,
    it can turn wild and raging,
    pulling you under,
    leaving you without air.
    The ocean is a beautiful thing.
    Kind of like you.

  9. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    May 22, 2013 7:50am UTC
    can you relate?
    When i'm bored, nobody texts me. When i'm busy, im the most popular person on the planet
    format credit-rajsonkar

  10. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2013 2:58pm UTC
    She's Dying
    to live, but she's dying to die.

  11. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2013 6:36pm UTC
    Did you know
    That chocolate produces the same hormone
    you feel when you're in love like guys I can
    fawking marry chocolate now (Just go with it)

  12. *crybaby* *crybaby*
    posted a quote
    December 5, 2013 8:27pm UTC
    Where can I get one of those Kim Kardashian jobs where they kind of just pay you to exist

  13. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    March 27, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Who wants to play the word game? Okay, so to play, you have to say the first word (in the comments) that comes to mind when you see the word the person before you commented, no matter how weird. I'll start:
    Cheese

  14. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    i miss the days
    when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
    "line leader"...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

  15. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 3:54pm UTC
    if i had a raindrop for every day i loved you
    it'd pour for hours

  16. ShortGirlsDoItBetter ShortGirlsDoItBetter
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 3:53pm UTC
    Comment me a number!
    1. Tell me about your ex
    2. Drunken story time.. GO
    3. A secret you haven't told many people
    4. A fact about the last person you kissed
    5. Favorite TV show
    6. What your last recieved text message says
    7. What last made you laugh until you cried
    8. List of concerts you've attended
    9. Your Christmas List
    10. What you're wearing
    11. Favorite song
    12. How you met the person you fell hardest for
    13. Favorite memory of this past summer
    14. Craziest thing you've ever done
    15. Jewelry that you're wearing
    16. Turn ons
    17. Last awkward situation you were in
    18. Quote you live by
    19. A story about you and your best friend
    20. Opinion of age difference in relationships
    21. How you feel right now
    22. Lyrics to your favorite song
    23. Ever been cheated on?
    24. Opinion on Cheating
    25. First 10 songs to play on you shuffly
    26. Number of people you slept with
    27. Best Friend on Witty
    28. Cutest thing anyone's done for you
    29. Most traumatic experience
    30. Smoke weed?

  17. Sophie* Sophie*
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2013 9:01am UTC
    friend: wanna hang out?
    me: let me ask my mom
    me: *doesn't ask*
    me: she said no

  18. damon43 damon43
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 11:32am UTC
    Youtube is so addicting.
    One minute I'm watching a music video, then I'm learning how to make ice cream

  19. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    February 23, 2013 4:40pm UTC
    when attractive people are friends with attractive people.
    so. much. prettiness.

  20. Bravosierra* Bravosierra*
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2013 9:10pm UTC
    What if Steve went on vacation
    To find people on witty.
    The person who causes the most crap.
    The most famous.
    The funniest person.
    The "dude,"
    Like, what if he's tracking down our addresses right now.
    Just to visit us.

:)

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