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Best Book Quotes This Week

  1. ThatsSoMeee ThatsSoMeee
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    Every book
    you've ever read
    is just a different combination
    of 26 letters.
    Weird, isn't it?

  2. SomeRandomDude SomeRandomDude
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    If someone came up to you and handed you a book, and you started reading it and realized it was a book about your entire life, would you read it until the end?
    NMQ

  3. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 20, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    Do you ever look up from reading a book and get disoriented because you’re actually in your bedroom or class or somewhere that isn’t the story?

  4. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 7:47pm UTC
    Me: *Reading a book*
    Person: What are you reading?
    Me: *holds up book while continuing to read*
    Person: Oh yeah, I read that book! Did you get to the part where ________ dies?
    Me: WHAT THE F*CK HAVE YOU DONE

  5. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    March 11, 2013 11:10pm UTC
    A book is like a garden in the pocket.

  6. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2013 3:21pm UTC
    In social issues class today our professor held up a black book and was like "this book is red" and we were all like "no" and he said "yes it is" and we were all just like "that's not right" and he turned it around and the back cover was red and he said "Don't tell somebody they're wrong until you've seen thing from their point of view" that speaks to me.

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 2:45pm UTC
    how come in like every single book ever the weird awkward girl gets the hot popular guy like this is not how real life works

  8. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 5:40pm UTC
    it's March. someone please enlighten me
    as to why there's still snow on the ground.

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 9:46pm UTC
    Do you ever wonder how an author would describe you?
    Not only your appearance, but the way you talk and laugh and hold yourself and all the expressions on your face?

  10. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2013 9:07pm UTC
    And if somebody else
    has it much worse,
    that really doesnt
    change the fact that
    you have what you
    have. Good and Bad.
    -The Perks Of Being A Wallflower.

  11. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2014 2:38pm UTC
    "My brain has no heart, and my heart has no brain. That’s why when I speak my mind, I appear heartless, and when I do what’s in my heart, I seem thoughtless."

  12. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    Ron: *beats the friend zone*
    Percy: *beats the cousin zone*
    Jace: *beats the brother zone*
    Gale: I don't like this joke.

  13. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 12, 2013 8:45pm UTC
    Life is like a book
    Everyday is a new page.
    Every month is a new chapter.
    Every year is a new series.

  14. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 7, 2013 3:01pm UTC
    Me: Why is this book over
    Me: Why couldn't it be longer
    Me: What am I supposed to read now
    *glances at pile of unread books*
    Me: Don't look at me like that

  15. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    February 12, 2013 7:39pm UTC
    My name is Junie B. Jones. The B. stands for Beatrice,
    but I don't like Beatrice. I just like B. and that's all.

  16. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2014 2:06pm UTC
    me:this book brutally ripped out my heart and tore it to shreds then stomped it into the ground as i drowned in a sea of my tears and basked in eternal sorrow
    me:here read it

  17. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2013 7:05pm UTC
    i hate reading a story with good
    writing but a terrible plot almost as
    much as i hate reading a story with
    terrible writing but a good plot.

  18. gab* gab*
    posted a quote
    June 27, 2013 11:27am UTC
    for you, i was a chapter.
    FOR ME, YOU WERE THE BOOK.

  19. Jahyvie Jahyvie
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 5:57pm UTC
    Remembering is a great invention of the mind, and if you try hard enough you can remember anything, whether it really happened or not. -Rodman Philbrick, Freak The Mighty.

  20. notyouraverageteenagegirl notyouraverageteenagegirl
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 5:23pm UTC
    i miss the days
    when the only thing i had to worry about was being the
    "line leader"...
    format credit: notyouraverageteenagegirl

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