Witty Profiles

menu
sign in or join

Best Blood Quotes This Week

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2013 1:46pm UTC
    Waitress: What would you like to drink?
    Me: the blood of my enemies.
    Waitress:
    Me:
    Waitress:
    Me:
    Waitress: is pepsi okay?

  2. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2013 10:30pm UTC
    Oh, I have all my fingers,
    the knife goes chop chop chop.
    If I miss the spaces in between,
    my fingers will come off.
    And if I hit my fingers,
    the blood will soon come out.
    But all the same,
    I play this game,
    cause thats what its all about.
    Oh, CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP CHOP
    Im picking up the speed
    And If I hit my fingers
    then my hand will start to bleed.
    Not mine, its the knife gameeee
    (I'm not good at this game, i have like 30 stab wounds in my hand.... lolwhoops)

  3. Steve* Steve*
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 6:05pm UTC
    my favorite mythical creatures are the happy girls in tampon commercials.

  4. josie* josie*
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2013 3:09pm UTC
    When i was 8 years old i feared heights.
    I was scared that i would fall.
    When i was 8 years old i worried about monsters.
    I was scared they were underneath my bed.
    When i was 8 years old i hated blood.
    I was scared i needed to go to hospital.
    When i was 8 years old i depsised my parents.
    I was scared they would take away my toys.
    When i was 8 years old i fell off a bridge.
    By accident.
    When i was 14 years old i feared life.
    I was scared that i would fall.
    When i was 14 years old i worried about monsters.
    I was scared they were in my head.
    When i was 14 years old i hated hospitals.
    I was scared they would send me away.
    When i was 14 years old i despised my parents.
    I was scared of what they put me through.
    when i was 14 years old i fell off a bridge.
    On purpose.
    -TR

  5. spence* spence*
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2013 7:51pm UTC
    Me: you're sitting in my seat
    Kid: I don't see your name on it
    Me: it will be written in you blood if you don't get the f.ck up

  6. Heyitspoppy Heyitspoppy
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    When people blame me being angry on my period I just say:
    "I started my day waking up in a pool of blood. I could end yours the same way if you like?"

  7. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 9:35pm UTC
    Art teacher: For this project
    we can use ANY art material
    you'd like.
    Me: I'd like to use the blood
    and bones of my enemies.

  8. of_mice_and_lucifer* of_mice_and_lucifer*
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 1:56pm UTC
    Great Halloween decoration: spill the blood of your enemies on the ground and pretend it's fake.

  9. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 10:15am UTC
    My family's at church for Palm Sunday
    while I'm at home vomiting blood.
    Maybe I'm the devil
    Yes, I'm aware that it was random and irrelevant. But I don't care.

  10. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    September 29, 2013 7:43pm UTC
    What is the difference between blood and you?Blood enters the heart and flows out but you entered my heart and stayed.dedicated-to-natalia1210

  11. mtndewhm* mtndewhm*
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2013 7:24pm UTC
    Girl: Do I have cramps or has my appendix exploded
    Girl: Does my boob hurt or am I having a heart attack
    Girl: Am I on my period or is this internal bleeding
    Girl: These are our struggles
    Boy: Thinking dirty thoughts and getting an erection in awkward situations
    Boy: The struggles of a man
    Girl: Boo hoo
    Girl: Thinking of my naked grandma isn't going to suck the blood back into my vågina

  12. Marian* Marian*
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2013 7:53pm UTC
    I wish mosquitoes
    sucked fat instead of blood.

  13. absent * absent *
    posted a quote
    July 21, 2013 5:45am UTC
    So it's normal to bleed red yes?
    Do gays bleed red? Yes
    Do black people bleed red? Yes
    Do supposed Emo's bleed red? Yes
    Well what do you know, it seems we are all equal. It comes as a shock to some of you doesn't it?

  14. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:11pm UTC
    With the colour of blood stained to my skin,
    with the cries of internal pain in my ears,
    with the help i'll never get on my mind,
    I'll wipe the running blood from my wounds,
    fake a smile,
    and tell you just how "Okay" i really am.
    Only i'm not.
    I'm not okay,
    and you will never learn that will you?
    MQ

  15. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    February 8, 2013 4:13pm UTC
    Taking away my pain,
    One slice at a time.
    :) MQ :)

  16. appleloop* appleloop*
    posted a quote
    September 11, 2014 6:04pm UTC
    "1. When I walk into CVS, I know exactly where to find the
    band-aids. Four years of tearing yourself open and you get used to
    dragging yourself into your nearest drugstore with blood dripping
    down your sleeve while the employees pretend not to notice and
    smile at the wall behind you when they ring you up.
    2. Swollen lips and sweaty “I love you’s” can make you feel
    again but god I don’t want to feel anything if it means having to
    sit there with my throat on fire while my ribs crack and splinter
    every part of my f*cking body when he stops calling back.
    3. I told my mother I wanted to fall in love and she told me she
    would start planning my funeral.
    4. Words get trapped inside my chest and their edges cut into my
    heart. I wish I could just tell you how much I f*cking miss you. I
    can’t stop bleeding.
    5. My father always told me not to love someone with all of me
    because they’ll slam the door one night and forget to come home
    and they will take every fiber of my galactic being and leave me
    with nothing but the darkness in-between the stars.
    6. There are plenty of ways to kill yourself, stick a gun to the
    back of your throat, fall asleep in the garage with the car on,
    jump into a river and let the rock in your chest where your heart
    used to be drag you to the bottom, smoke too many cigarettes, bleed
    yourself dry. I think the most effective way is kissing someone
    who’s name you will never be able to say without shaking.
    7. You don’t drown in the ocean. You just become part of it. Your
    hair dissolves into waves, your lips turn to salt, your eyes melt
    into the sea. They say that drowning is peaceful but when I fell
    into you water rushed into my ribcage it was just a lot of choking
    and burning and thrashing and darkness.
    8. When I told you I wanted you to f*ck me I didn’t mean f*ck me
    over.
    9. Maybe you should come over. Maybe I should change the locks. I
    think I love you again.
    10. I quit smoking because you could stop my hands from shaking
    just as well as a pack of cheap cigarettes but you rot my insides
    even worse."
    -My parents keep asking why I haven’t gotten out of bed in two
    weeks

  17. *Death* *Death*
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2013 11:23pm UTC
    The first person to see my scars
    WILL BE THE ONE WHO FINDS ME DEAD
    with the blood from my final deed surrounding me

  18. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 7, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    I cut to stain the water red,
    I cut to find an end.
    My quote

  19. Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2013 10:48am UTC
    ethanol's format
    Waitress: Would you like syrup on your pancakes?
    Me: No, I prefer the blood of my enemies.

  20. JustAnotherWittyGuy18 JustAnotherWittyGuy18
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    Blood stains on my sleeves,
    But this pain isn't fading.

:)

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles