Blanket Quotes

Crazy girl*
posted a quote
June 12, 2014 12:44pm UTC

I have to sleep with a blanket, no matter how hot my room is!

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capsized*
posted a quote
January 15, 2014 2:16am UTC

im gonna cover a song *puts blanket over cd*

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mainstream*
posted a quote
December 22, 2013 10:48am UTC

Warm my body to the core just like a blanket.
His face was so sweet then he took my breath away. Hit me so hard like a rock through a window. I knew I was in trouble from the moment I met you, boy.

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capsized*
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November 9, 2013 1:38pm UTC

walking around in underwear and a blanket cape like the f×ckin queen of unemployment

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Steve*
posted a quote
September 20, 2013 10:09pm UTC

The new witty omg..
this is so confusing..
So this is how my pets feel when I throw a blanket over
them and watch them try to get out.. (　ﾟдﾟ)

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 6, 2013 8:05pm UTC

Teen Logic: Nothing bad can happen if you're under a blanket, remember that

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catchtheshadows
posted a quote
July 29, 2013 5:32am UTC

Nothing bad can happen while you're under a blanket just remember that

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NightSparklez
posted a quote
June 17, 2013 11:44pm UTC

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Why do we feel safer under a blanket at night?
It's not like a murderer is going to come into
your room at night and be like
"Ahhhhhhhhhh I'm going to chop your...
Oh wait, she's under a blanket, f/ck!"
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ImAddictedToLifeMkai
posted a quote
May 23, 2013 11:59am UTC

That Annoying Moment when
you can't find the long side of your blanket.

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eminem22
posted a quote
May 13, 2013 1:55am UTC

I just solved the biggest problem ever!!
you know when you lay completely under a blanket then you feel like your dying because its so hot?
just had that happen again..
put my fan under it with me.
perf.

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brizzler
posted a quote
May 11, 2013 2:45pm UTC

blanket on- too hot
blanket off- too cold
one leg out one leg in- juuuuuust perfect
....until the demon from Paranormal Activity comes in and grabs your leg then proceeds to drag you down to the pits of hell.......

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
April 21, 2013 8:55pm UTC

Those nights when you just want to curl up under a soft blanket and watch sad movies, just cry it all out, because the fact that nothing's actually wrong and you're still this upset is highly upsetting

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na636
posted a quote
April 13, 2013 1:41pm UTC

No matter how hot it is I can't sleep without the protection of my blanket.

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TheHalfbacksGirl
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April 6, 2013 6:18pm UTC

Babysitting is not how I want to spend my night tonight. I'd prefer some ice cream, a blanket, and a quiet place to cry.

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makennasurratt7
posted a quote
April 5, 2013 3:33pm UTC

Flipping My Pillow Over To Get The Colder Side
While Having A 10 Pound Blanket On Top Of Me?
SHame..

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CookiesMonStaa
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March 31, 2013 10:38am UTC

Blanket on, too hot
Blanket off, too cold
One leg out, perfect

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i_just_want_to_die
posted a quote
March 16, 2013 4:18pm UTC

confession#1
i still sleep with my baby blanket. laugh all you want but i keep it because my grandpa gave it to me and he passed away when i was in 3rd grade

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CaitlinAtTheDisco*
posted a quote
March 10, 2013 6:01pm UTC

Me: *hears noise*
Me: *hides under blankets*
Murderer: Aww crap, she's under a blanket! OH WAIT! HER FOOT IS SHOWING!
Me: *slowly slides foot into blanket*
Murderer: Oh, nevermind. *leaves*

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kristabff
posted a quote
March 3, 2013 6:47pm UTC

Why do we feel safe under blankets?
It's not like a murderer will come in thinkinh, "Alright I'm gonna kill- ahh damn! She's under a blanket."

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TheDeepBlueOcean
posted a quote
February 22, 2013 5:37pm UTC

The worse thing anyone could do to me is
take my blanket away from me while I’m sleeping.
Format by TheDeepBlueOcean

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