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  1. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2013 8:49pm UTC
    Those mornings
    Where no matter what outfit you wear
    You think it looks bad on you
    Then their clothes all over your floor
    And then in the end you really don't care what you look like that day

  2. Butterbear Butterbear
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 5:09pm UTC
    Teacher: as you can see, these waves
    all flow in one direction
    Girl: *gasp* she just said on dire-
    Me: NO

  3. yuzermali yuzermali
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 7:30pm UTC
    I used to be nice...
    ...but then I started bleeding from my crotch

  4. mads* mads*
    posted a quote
    February 13, 2014 10:04am UTC
    could u please put ur crying kid on vibrate

  5. letsdanceinStyles letsdanceinStyles
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2013 4:48pm UTC
    so my friend posted on facebook saying
    it was snowing outside,
    so i looked,
    and instead of saying
    "woah it's snowing!"
    i said,
    "whoa the outside!"
    like what.

  6. Last Serenade* Last Serenade*
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 11:54pm UTC
    idk.
    1. Do you sleep without clothing? Nah just shirtless
    2. Do you like noodles? very much so
    3. Do you enjoy drama? nope
    4. Are you a girly girl? I am Male.
    5. Small or large purses?Neither..
    7. Are you short? Unfortunately
    8. Do you like somebody? haha yeah
    9. Do you care if your socks are dirty? no..?
    10. Do you like Halloween? love it
    11. Favorite time of year? winter
    12. Where is the weirdest place you have slept? back of my pickup XD
    13. Has anyone touched/smacked your butt in the past 24 hours? yup!
    14. Is there any type of rumor going around about you? Not that i know of.
    15. Do you call anybody by their last name? Yes.
    be honest;
    1. What color is the bra that you're wearing? invisible
    2. Do you prefer light or dark haired guys girls? either
    3. Longest relationship? about 2 years
    4. Do you have a best friend? yup
    5. Have you ever had your heart broken? Yessir
    6. Have you ever thought of having plastic surgery? nah
    7. Do you like your life? no not really but i'll live
    8. Have you ever jumped in the pool with your clothes on? Yup
    9. Do you have more friends that are girls or boys? guys
    10. How long have you had a facebook? A couple years.
    11. Have you ever slapped a boy in the face? punched..kicked.. I do MMA
    12. What are your biggest fear(s)? being alone, failing at live,
    13. Have you ever cried yourself to sleep? yup
    14. Have you ever not been able to get someone off of your mind? yeah.
    15. Do you believe in the saying “once a cheater, always a cheater"? eh yeah
    16. Have you ever had a good feeling about something? yep.
    17. Do you ever wish you were famous? Sometimes.
    18. Are you currently missing someone? ehh...yes..
    19: What are you doing right now? listening to music, chilling
    which type?
    Cowboy or Gangster? uhh.. neither
    Face or Body? face. theeen body...XD
    Sweet or Sexy? both.
    Contacts or Glasses? glasses
    yourself;
    01. Eyeliner or Mascara? uhhhhh nope
    02. Pink or black? black
    03. Pumps or flats? uhh hightops and vans?
    04. Skirts or pants? pants.
    05. Socks or leggings? socks.
    06. Hoodies or jackets? Hoodies
    07. Heels or sneakers? Sneakers..
    08. Straight or curly hair? wavyish..?
    09. White or black? black
    10. Smoothies or lattes? coffee?
    11. Diet or regular sodas? regular.
    12. Water or daiquiris? water. dafuq is a daiguiris?
    13. Pearls or diamonds? diamonds.
    14. Mary-Kate or Ashley Olsen? MICHELLE
    15. iPod or cell phone?cell phone.
    16. Friends or family? Friends..
    17. Lip gloss or lip stick? um no
    18. Manicure or pedicures? NO
    19. Tank tops or beaters? difference? none shirtless
    20. Big sunglasses or small? what no
    21. Sunglasses or purses?sunglasses.
    in a guy GIRL;
    1)Funny or Serious?. either
    2)Romantic or Daredevil? either
    3)Dark Eyes or Light Eyes? either
    4)Long Hair or Short Hair? Long
    5)Curly Hair or Straight Hair? either
    6)Softball Player or cheerleader? Softball player

  7. YouStoleMyCookie YouStoleMyCookie
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 4:26pm UTC
    Today's Generation: "Omg my parents never let me have anything." via iPhone

  8. Andreaxoxo Andreaxoxo
    posted a quote
    April 23, 2013 5:47pm UTC
    i've tried so hard to convince myself
    that it's okay to feel this way

  9. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    July 27, 2013 1:46am UTC
    The most difficult phase in the world
    is not when no
    one understands you
    but you don't understand yourself.

  10. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2014 6:08pm UTC
    I really wish I was better at accepting compliments
    Than denying all of them
    And being negative towards myself

  11. cassidawn cassidawn
    posted a quote
    October 3, 2013 7:26pm UTC
    Instead of buildabear
    How about...
    BUILDABOYFRIEND
    or
    BUILDAGUYBESTFRIEND

  12. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2014 8:01pm UTC
    Words hurt me
    More than you
    Can Imagine

  13. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    October 26, 2013 1:27pm UTC
    I miss the old you
    What happened?

  14. Shanaynor Shanaynor
    posted a quote
    January 25, 2013 9:42pm UTC
    Anyone else go on clubpenguin when they were younger
    and randomly sit on people
    in the pizza parlor?

  15. Vanessa15* Vanessa15*
    posted a quote
    August 11, 2013 5:05am UTC
    That moment when you realize your wrong,
    but you keep on arguing anyway.

  16. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    January 8, 2014 11:31pm UTC
    We slowly drifted apart
    I went my way
    And you went yours

  17. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    October 20, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    I wish I could just forget everything
    And start new

  18. CharliesTheName CharliesTheName
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 5:26pm UTC
    Some things you may or may not have known about me
    Just because there are always new people who seem confused
    -I'm Charlie
    -I'm 18
    -I'm adopted
    -I'm bisexual (not gay)
    -I live on the East Coast of the USA
    -I play guitar
    -I am a crazy Green Day fan. I can answer almost any question about them (try me, punk)
    -I am one of the whitest kids ever (personality-wise)
    -I'm not big on making friends but I don't really care
    -I've been on this website for about 5 months
    -I self harmed once but I don't plan on doing it again (thank you to everyone who talked me out of it)
    -I don't like to talk about my sad emotions on here a lot, I only do it if it's really bothering me
    -If I do post something depressing, I make sure to post something happy/funny soon after
    -I seriously don't think I'm that funny but apparently I can be
    -I like math
    -I play baseball and football, but I just quit playing football so I guess just baseball
    -When I first joined this site almost everyone accused me of being a girl who's looking for attention
    -I am, in fact, a guy. And my profile pictures aren't from google....they're from facebook....my facebook
    -I won't give out my facebook/twitter/instgram/whatever the heck you ask for because I'm very paranoid about internet stalkers
    -I went to a Green Day concert on April 7th 2013 (I met someone on here who went to that concert. Maybe more people did?)
    -I have a boyfriend. HIs name is Jim. He's a cool guy.
    -I used to work a McDonalds but then I realized that it was gross working around grease all day so I quit
    -I love The Office, Scrubs, and How I Met Your Mother.....so if you want to have a comment conversation of gifs, I'm cool with that (hint hint hint I do that with people and they're really fun)
    -I can't think of what else to put here
    If you have any questions about me, comment and I shall answer. If I don't answer it's because someone else asked it before you or it's up in this quote.
    Gracias.

  19. *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎* *♥︎Lady Ave♥︎*
    posted a quote
    December 27, 2013 1:11pm UTC
    f o r m a t | s k a t e r r u l e s 2 3 *KEEP CREDIT*
    Go and fix your make up, girl, it's just a break up
    Run and hide your crazy, and start acting like a lady
    Cause I raised you better, gotta keep it together
    Even when you fall apart
    But this ain't my Mama's broken heart.

  20. AustinH AustinH
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2013 6:47pm UTC
    I feel like you're slipping away.

:)

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