Best Birthday Quotes This Week

happiest*
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December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC

This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled

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dolph*
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May 28, 2013 12:22pm UTC

if you think about it, balloons are really weird
"happy birthday, here's a plastic sack of my breath"

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happiest*
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September 12, 2013 3:28pm UTC

my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”

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BravoSierra
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March 18, 2013 3:53pm UTC

BravoSierra's format
I'm half-tempted to change my birthday on witty to today,
just so I can see those mystical birthday cats everyone talks about.

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伤*
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August 29, 2013 8:31am UTC

"If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing
the same then everything that happens in between can be dealt with."
Happy Birthday Michael Jackson
August 29th 1958 - June 25th 2009

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JustAnotherWittyGuy18
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April 9, 2013 12:42pm UTC

It's my birthday
There is a present by my name,
It excites me

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happiest*
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September 14, 2013 3:20pm UTC

mom, dad, can i have a boy girl party this year for my birthday??? i’m gonna be 35 this year and idk i just think i should be allowed to now.

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BravoSierra
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April 6, 2013 12:46pm UTC

It's witty's tenth birthday today!
So in celebration of the tenth, I have written "find yourself on wittyprofiles.com" on two packs of sticky notes and I plan to put them all over my town.
Happy birthday, witty.

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happiest*
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September 21, 2013 2:28pm UTC

Me most of the year: Want that. Want that. Want that. Me near my birthday & Christmas: I CANNOT THINK OF A SINGLE THING I WANT.

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br0kenwings
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September 5, 2013 5:49pm UTC

This is it.
I'm officially eighteen.
I'm not a child anymore.
Happy birthday to me, happy birthday to me.
Please don't remove this!

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happiest*
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September 13, 2013 8:38am UTC

Friend : when is Niall's Birthday
Me : September 13, 1993 at 8:04 am
Friend : What time were you born?
Me : I don't know, ask Jesus

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Fireiscatching
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October 27, 2013 6:50pm UTC

Boy in my class: Hey, nice name.
Me: Thanks, I got it for my birthday.

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shoot4thestars
posted a quote
February 4, 2013 8:20pm UTC

Person: What do you want for your birthday?
Me: *Forgets everything I have ever wanted.*

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SarahDGirl
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March 29, 2013 4:11pm UTC

Remember that birthday quote about finding a soul mate?
Well, let's try it again. Comment your birthday and find someone else who shares it!

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Princess B-tch*
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February 4, 2013 5:37pm UTC

OH MY GOSH GUYS.
It's my birthday & instead of the trippy rainbow on the witty dash, it's a rainbow with a bunch of kittens & it says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY."
STEVE, I LOVE YOU.

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
September 19, 2013 8:09pm UTC

SWEET SIXTEEN
AND NEVER
BEEN KISSED

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wittyquotesgurl
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April 25, 2013 7:28pm UTC

It's scary how fast I'm growing up.

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Breeze
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August 8, 2013 7:43pm UTC

Me: I need to make a card for my friend but I don't know what to draw on it.
Friend: Draw a flower.
Me: It's for a guy.
Friend: Draw a manly flower.
Me: Hahahah what? How?
Friend: Add a moustache.
BEST BIRTHDAY CARD EVER.

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happiest*
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September 13, 2013 8:41am UTC

Normal people: oh happy birthday niall!! Hope you had an amazing one, cant believe you're already 20!!
Me: EXCUSE ME NIALL BUT WHO THE FCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GROW UP?!?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR 16 YEAR OLD IRISH CUTIE WHO JUST HAD A DREAM AND LOVED SINGING

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Rajsonkar
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May 29, 2013 6:58am UTC

GIRL: Its my birthday tomorrow
BOY : happy birthday in advance
GIRL : What are you gonna give me on b'day?
BOY : What do you want?.
GIRL: Ring
BOY: OK, but don't pick up the phone
BOY: Call rates are expensive these days
:-D :-D :-D :-D :-D
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