happiest* posted a quote
December 24, 2013 2:45pm UTC
This boy at Target asked if I would hold his hand because his ex girlfriend just walked in with a new guy, so naturally I felt bad and held his hand while strolling around Target for a bit. Then it donned on me, with no other couple in sight, that was the best damn pick up line ever pulled
happiest* posted a quote
September 12, 2013 3:28pm UTC
my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”
"If you enter this world knowing you are loved and you leave this world knowing the same then everything that happens in between can be dealt with." Happy Birthday Michael Jackson August 29th 1958 - June 25th 2009
BravoSierra posted a quote
April 6, 2013 12:46pm UTC
It's witty's tenth birthday today! So in celebration of the tenth, I have written "find yourself on wittyprofiles.com" on two packs of sticky notes and I plan to put them all over my town. Happy birthday, witty.
OH MY GOSH GUYS. It's my birthday & instead of the trippy rainbow on the witty dash, it's a rainbow with a bunch of kittens & it says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY." STEVE, I LOVE YOU.
Me: I need to make a card for my friend but I don't know what to draw on it. Friend: Draw a flower. Me: It's for a guy. Friend: Draw a manly flower. Me: Hahahah what? How? Friend: Add a moustache. BEST BIRTHDAY CARD EVER.
happiest* posted a quote
September 13, 2013 8:41am UTC
Normal people: oh happy birthday niall!! Hope you had an amazing one, cant believe you're already 20!! Me: EXCUSE ME NIALL BUT WHO THE FCK GAVE YOU PERMISSION TO GROW UP?!?! YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE OUR 16 YEAR OLD IRISH CUTIE WHO JUST HAD A DREAM AND LOVED SINGING
GIRL: Its my birthday tomorrow BOY : happy birthday in advance GIRL : What are you gonna give me on b'day? BOY : What do you want?. GIRL: Ring BOY: OK, but don't pick up the phone BOY: Call rates are expensive these days :-D :-D :-D :-D :-D click here to follow me