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  1. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2019 4:41am UTC
    If you wouldn't invite them to your birthday party, does it really matter what they think of you?

  2. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2018 1:17am UTC

  3. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2018 8:19am UTC
    ~It's my Birthday.~
    ~March 7, 2018~

  4. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2017 2:57am UTC
    Its my birthday today!🦄🐶❤️🌹👍🏻👌🏻✌🏻🤳🏻🌺💄😍😘😜💩😂🎉

  5. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2017 4:22pm UTC
    Happy Fourth Witty Anniversary to me!
    And happy birthday to my dear, dear Ses.
    Where are you now?
    I miss you...

  6. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2016 2:49pm UTC
    Thank you for the wishes, Steve :)

  7. cactusmikey cactusmikey
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2016 9:17pm UTC
    this year
    i blew out the candles
    and wished i was dead.
    and they all clapped
    without knowing.

  8. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2016 1:13pm UTC
    It's your birthday today. You've been out of my life for two years now, and while I no longer feel any profound emotion when I think about you, I can still perfectly recall the features of your sometimes cruel face, your throaty voice and loud laugh...and your birthday. I don't think I'm ever going to forget it. How can you forget the day someone who would eventually impact and devastate your world was born? Somewhere, eighteen years ago, you were pulled kicking and screaming into this unfair world to be placed in the loveless arms of parents who would give you a name and little else. This day eighteen years past was one of the few in your life that knew whole, uncorrupted peace and innocence. And now that I don't get to celebrate it with you, I find myself wondering how you do. Where are you right now? Who is with you? Are you wearing an empty smile and a party hat as flames dance in your world-weary eyes and singing voices clash and swell in your ears? Are you drowning your demons in alcohol, the same way your parents often tried, hoping to forget this day ever happened the way it did? (It's no use, the fire burning in your throat and the reverberating ache of your hollow soul remind you that you're alive and stuck in a world that never wanted you.) Or are you, by some miracle of this fickle universe, actually happy? I hope so. That's all I ever wanted for you, you know. Even when I was crying and bleeding and you threatened to break me into pieces smaller than yours, I wished you happiness. And I wish you strong, gentle hands that hold your bruised heart with a securer grip than my own trembling fingers were capable of. And I wish you the same knowledge I've gained: that this day did happen for a reason. You happened for a reason.

  9. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2016 7:14pm UTC
    It is my birthday today, and seeing those kittens
    while hovering over the witty, made me smile.
    Thank you Steve -- even tho I know that wasn't on purpose.

  10. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2016 1:58pm UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SESAME! <3 I hope you are fine, wherever you are. I miss you so much :(
    It's my fourth Witty Anniversary too!!

  11. xxyeyaxx* xxyeyaxx*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2016 6:44pm UTC
    Today is my birthday! I can feel the difference now. I am 20 years old. It feels like I was 17 not to long ago. Time flies so fast. Happy Birthday to those who are celebrating the same date as me.

  12. xxyeyaxx* xxyeyaxx*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2016 8:55pm UTC
    My birthday is tomarrow, 18th of March. Will be turning 20. I am already feeling old. Next thing you know it, you'll open your eyes and you'll be 30. I don't know what to feel. But, the good thing is, I will be spending my time with my family. That is all I ask. Though, I will be thinking and will be missing my love.

  13. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2016 11:41am UTC
    HAPPY 18TH
    ME :D

  14. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 4:30am UTC
    The Awkward Moment 
    When people are singing "happy
    birthday" to you,and your desperatley try not to make
    eye-contact with anybody.

  15. holah holah
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2015 2:09am UTC
    happy birthday my fair lady

  16. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2015 8:52pm UTC

  17. MysteriousCrusaderN MysteriousCrusaderN
    posted a quote
    November 9, 2015 8:03am UTC
    when you log into wittyprofiles after years just to press the birthday kitten

  18. Skimrande Skimrande
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2015 5:42pm UTC
    I've survived two whole decades.

  19. JadeEva JadeEva
    posted a quote
    October 6, 2015 3:40pm UTC
    HOLY S**T
    I'M 20!

  20. jennyracinggirl jennyracinggirl
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2015 7:54pm UTC
    My birthday is in two days and I'm so happy. I'll be turning 18 and hopefully everything goes back to normal with him & I. I don't know what I'd do if this was all for nothing like all the other times I've been let down by someone..


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