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  1. MissyLizzie MissyLizzie
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2023 1:38pm UTC
    I forgot to buy you a card.
    Sorry.
    Please accept this quote as an alternative.
    Happy birthday, Laura!

  2. airatmaninravi airatmaninravi
    posted a quote
    September 16, 2022 10:54am UTC
    Don’t cut a cake! Awake! Your Birthday is Fake!
    Do you cut your birthday cake?
    Do you know your birthday is fake?
    Don't continue to make the mistake
    It's time for you to now awake!
    Ask your mother when you were born
    You were kicking weeks before and this went on and on
    You were alive long back, she knows
    And even science has pictures as the embryo grows
    Nine months before your so-called date of birth
    That is when you actually came to earth
    Then you didn't have blood, bone, and skin
    You were just a Power, the spark within
    But because you believed in the birthday lie
    You believed that there were ghosts and fairies in the sky!
    Every year you continue to cut your birthday cake
    You don't realize the truth, just believe what is fake!
    When will you, to the truth, awake?
    When will you stop baking your birthday cake?
    When you realize that nine months earlier you were born
    Then to stop cutting the cake, will you undertake?
    Although you know that it is not your date of birth
    You came forty weeks before as the zygote on earth
    But you just choose to follow the herd
    You don't investigate, don't fly like a bird
    You don't ask the question, 'Who am I?'
    If the body came later, then, 'I am the body,' is a lie
    I was that Energy Spark that first came to earth
    Not on my so-called birthday is my real birth
    In what way will this news make us awake?
    Why this big fuss about the birthday cake?
    When we realize we are not the body or the mind
    Then, Self-Realization we will find
    If you are not the body that developed on earth
    You realize you are that spark, that's your real worth!
    That spark is Energy, that spark is the Soul
    To realize this is our life’s ultimate goal
    After the spark, starts as a little zygote
    Our body is created, be it man or goat
    We are not the bodies that we seem to wear
    The bodies will live and die and tear
    One day, every ‘body’ must die
    The one who was alive will depart into the sky
    The body that is made of skin and bone
    Returns to ashes, as people mourn
    We are not that body that died, were we?
    People say, 'He passed away', and we are free
    They are so sure in the body we no more live
    To the flames or to the coffin, our body they give!
    If we are not the body that will one day surely die
    If we were not born on our birthday, that is a lie!
    If we are that spark conceived nine months before birth
    Then who is it that on death leaves the earth?
    The Soul, the Divine Spirit, the Atman is that spark
    To give us life from birth to death is its task
    It arrives at conception and departs at death
    We are that Power that gives us breath
    When you do a simple thing like stop cutting a cake
    When you investigate and realize that your birthday is fake
    You realize you are the Soul, you are no more vague
    To the ultimate truth, you will awake
    This Realization is the real beginning of the journey called life
    It will liberate us from all misery and strife
    When we realize we are not body, ego, and mind
    Eternal Happiness and Peace, we will find
    Just because we were taught many things that were lies
    We believe that God lives in the skies
    The birthday cake will make us realize
    We will live as the Soul, we will be wise
    So, from now don't cut your birthday cake
    Don't continue to be ignorant for God's sake
    Realize that your birthday is fake
    You are the Divine Soul, to this truth awake

  3. Andie* Andie*
    posted a quote
    April 30, 2022 6:04pm UTC
    I hate birthdays
    Is it wrong that I wanted somebody to remember
    Every year is a let down
    "Happy birthday Andie"
    Said nobody ever

  4. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2021 5:19am UTC
    Happy birthday, Sesame :)
    and happy 9th Witty birthday to me!

  5. Lil_lamb Lil_lamb
    posted a quote
    August 10, 2019 4:41am UTC
    If you wouldn't invite them to your birthday party, does it really matter what they think of you?

  6. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2018 1:17am UTC
    6/7/18
    ITS MY BEAUTIFUL NIECE'S AND ONE OF MY BEST GUY FRIEND'S BIRTHDAY
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY MY LOVELY AND BOYYO

  7. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2018 8:19am UTC
    ~It's my Birthday.~
    ~March 7, 2018~

  8. unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel unicorn104149BFFmusicallychannel
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2017 2:57am UTC
    Its my birthday today!🦄🐶❤️🌹👍🏻👌🏻✌🏻🤳🏻🌺💄😍😘😜💩😂🎉

  9. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2017 4:22pm UTC
    Happy Fourth Witty Anniversary to me!
    And happy birthday to my dear, dear Ses.
    Where are you now?
    I miss you...

  10. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2016 2:49pm UTC
    Thank you for the wishes, Steve :)

  11. cactusmikey cactusmikey
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2016 9:17pm UTC
    this year
    i blew out the candles
    and wished i was dead.
    and they all clapped
    without knowing.

  12. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2016 1:13pm UTC
    It's your birthday today. You've been out of my life for two years now, and while I no longer feel any profound emotion when I think about you, I can still perfectly recall the features of your sometimes cruel face, your throaty voice and loud laugh...and your birthday. I don't think I'm ever going to forget it. How can you forget the day someone who would eventually impact and devastate your world was born? Somewhere, eighteen years ago, you were pulled kicking and screaming into this unfair world to be placed in the loveless arms of parents who would give you a name and little else. This day eighteen years past was one of the few in your life that knew whole, uncorrupted peace and innocence. And now that I don't get to celebrate it with you, I find myself wondering how you do. Where are you right now? Who is with you? Are you wearing an empty smile and a party hat as flames dance in your world-weary eyes and singing voices clash and swell in your ears? Are you drowning your demons in alcohol, the same way your parents often tried, hoping to forget this day ever happened the way it did? (It's no use, the fire burning in your throat and the reverberating ache of your hollow soul remind you that you're alive and stuck in a world that never wanted you.) Or are you, by some miracle of this fickle universe, actually happy? I hope so. That's all I ever wanted for you, you know. Even when I was crying and bleeding and you threatened to break me into pieces smaller than yours, I wished you happiness. And I wish you strong, gentle hands that hold your bruised heart with a securer grip than my own trembling fingers were capable of. And I wish you the same knowledge I've gained: that this day did happen for a reason. You happened for a reason.

  13. The Quiet* The Quiet*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2016 7:14pm UTC
    It is my birthday today, and seeing those kittens
    while hovering over the witty, made me smile.
    Thank you Steve -- even tho I know that wasn't on purpose.

  14. 永久* 永久*
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2016 1:58pm UTC
    HAPPY BIRTHDAY SESAME! <3 I hope you are fine, wherever you are. I miss you so much :(
    It's my fourth Witty Anniversary too!!

  15. xxyeyaxx* xxyeyaxx*
    posted a quote
    March 18, 2016 6:44pm UTC
    Today is my birthday! I can feel the difference now. I am 20 years old. It feels like I was 17 not to long ago. Time flies so fast. Happy Birthday to those who are celebrating the same date as me.

  16. xxyeyaxx* xxyeyaxx*
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2016 8:55pm UTC
    My birthday is tomarrow, 18th of March. Will be turning 20. I am already feeling old. Next thing you know it, you'll open your eyes and you'll be 30. I don't know what to feel. But, the good thing is, I will be spending my time with my family. That is all I ask. Though, I will be thinking and will be missing my love.
    :/

  17. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    March 17, 2016 11:41am UTC
    HAPPY 18TH
    BIRTHDAY
    TO
    ME :D

  18. Witty-Throwbacks* Witty-Throwbacks*
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2015 4:30am UTC
    The Awkward Moment 
    When people are singing "happy
    birthday" to you,and your desperatley try not to make
    eye-contact with anybody.

  19. holah holah
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2015 2:09am UTC
    happy birthday my fair lady

  20. Alpaca Prophet * Alpaca Prophet *
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2015 8:52pm UTC
    IT'S MY BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY-IT'S MY
    BIRTHDAY.
    IT'S MY BIRTHDAY!

:)

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