Bill Quotes

Gpc11
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October 20, 2014 7:59pm UTC

Hi, my name is Bill Gates and today I'm going to teach you how to count up to 10. 1, 2, 3, 95, 98, NT, 2000, XP, VISTA, 7, 8, 10.

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justkiddiing
posted a quote
August 28, 2014 6:08am UTC

heavy books
we are taught in school
that the average person
has nothing important to say,
that only the great minds should be studied,
that only those who
have been wounded by
god in the heart and mind
should be memorized
and recited
but
i have heard stray
comments
from faceless
voices
while waiting for coffee
or buying gum,
off-handed lines
that lift me
higher than
the heaviest
books

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BreeeFayy*
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February 17, 2014 11:37am UTC

"Go ahead," He spoke for the first time, his voice clear and
even. It broke my heart,
"I never asked for a happy ending."

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seeyouthen
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November 22, 2013 3:38pm UTC

Having a boss named Bill be like:
Bill pays me. Now I must go pay bills.

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SarahDGirl
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September 12, 2013 5:39pm UTC

I N T I M E, W E ' L L B E
DANCING IN THE STREETS ALL NIGHT

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My_Lazy_Knight*
posted a quote
August 10, 2013 12:37am UTC

BILL NYE THE SCIENCE GUY
wut.

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Maeve123
posted a quote
April 14, 2013 12:19pm UTC

with great power comes a........
........great electircity bill.

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kitkat929m
posted a quote
April 12, 2013 10:23pm UTC

Dr. Who: I made bow ties cool.
Bill Nye: B/tch please.

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TheHalfbacksGirl
posted a quote
April 1, 2013 4:27pm UTC

A word to the wise is not necessary - it's the stupid ones that need advice.
-Bill Cosby

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guptanikhil088
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March 27, 2013 4:07am UTC

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Just_Hold_On_To_Hope
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March 16, 2013 6:25pm UTC

Bill Gates: I will always choose a lazy person to do a difficult job...
because he will find an easy was to do it!
Me: Hello, microsoft?

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