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Best Bff Quotes This Week

  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    April 25, 2014 9:48am UTC
    My BFF Coming out to her 89 Year old Grandmother
    BFF:Grandmother I need to talk to you
    Grandma:[concerned voice] What? What is it? Are you sick?
    BFF:No, no. Grandma. I'm gay.
    Grandma:What?
    BFF:I'm gay Grandma. I have a girlfriend now.
    Grandma:[relieved voice] Oh honey, is that all? I thought you had cancer. Anytime someone needs to tell me something they are sick. Who's your girlfriend, when is her birthday? I'll bake her a pie.

  2. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    February 22, 2013 7:08pm UTC
    When someone calls my best friend their best
    friend.
    "Woah. Hold the f//k up here."

  3. Breeze Breeze
    posted a quote
    May 25, 2013 9:18am UTC
    -
    Having people think you're a lesbian because
    of conversations you have with your best friend.
    Format by Breeze

  4. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 2:29pm UTC
    I DON’T EVEN KNOW ANY BOYS HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FULFILL MY DREAMS OF LIVING THE PLOTLINE OF A MOVIE AND HAVING A BOY BEST FRIEND WHO IS ACTUALLY HOPELESSLY IN LOVE WITH ME AND WHO ASKS ME OUT TO A MOVIE AND KISSES ME AND MAKES ME FEEL BETTER WHEN I CRY AND MARRIES ME AND HAS KIDS WITH ME AND WHO GROWS OLD WITH ME WTF

  5. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2013 4:38pm UTC
    That song
    That no matter how many times you listen to it
    You'll never get sick of it
    Because you relate to it so much

  6. Leslie and Alli * Leslie and Alli *
    posted a quote
    August 12, 2013 12:17am UTC
    one of my biggest fears is...
    losing my best friend.

  7. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 7:56pm UTC
    birthday?
    more like "get-a-lot-of-embarassing-pictures-posted-to-your-facebook-wall-day"

  8. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 4:25pm UTC
    I remember
    when my best friend was quiet and innocent.
    I've created a monster.

  9. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    June 5, 2013 2:38pm UTC
    I hope one day we become close again
    but for now
    I just have to wait

  10. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 18, 2013 6:52pm UTC
    no one likes to be ignored..

  11. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 11:11pm UTC
    We are complete opposites
    Yet we are best friends

  12. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2013 10:54pm UTC
    This quote is dedicated to everyone who has a best friend
    That does not go to their school
    I know your pain
    My best friend doesn't go to the same school as me
    But I get to snapchat her all the time
    I text her
    And I get to see her on the weekends
    She's always there for me and will always be my best friend
    We may not see each other every day
    We may not have classes together
    We don't ride to school together
    And we don't gossip at the lunch table together
    but we do have a great friendship

  13. crazylifelover crazylifelover
    posted a quote
    February 21, 2013 7:27pm UTC
    i really want a friend on here that won't fade away. That I could call my BEST witty friend and they would call me the same thing. And it would last.
    Anyone want a new friend?
    I promise I'll be there for you no matter what(:

  14. nothing Important* nothing Important*
    posted a quote
    November 5, 2013 7:16pm UTC
    Looking at old pictures of us I never thought I could miss someone this much

  15. peek-a-boo* peek-a-boo*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 7:03pm UTC
    I HATE IT WHEN...
    YOUR BEST FRIEND FOREVER CHANGES INTO YOUR BIT.CHY FAKE FRIEND

  16. RED__rose RED__rose
    posted a quote
    February 10, 2013 11:09pm UTC
    3years ago...
    My best friend was so mad at herself. She picked up a raser. I attacked her. We both where crying. We wesled on the floor for 15 min, i finally manged to get the rasor out of her hand. i threw it accross her room. She yelled:
    Her: WHY!!!! WHATS SO BAD IF I CUT!!! WHATS THE WORSE THAT COULD HAPPEN?!?
    Me: IN 10 YEARS YOUR KIDS WILL SEE THE SCARS AND THINK ITS OK FOR THEM TO DO THAT TOO!!!
    Ater that we just sat on the floor,looked at eachother, cried and huged intill we fell asleep.
    I feel like i saved her... tomarrow ill put on a pink dress and stand next to her... as her maid of honor... guess who will have a beautiful white dress with no scares on her wrists... She will...

  17. RingoStar RingoStar
    posted a quote
    August 25, 2013 8:30am UTC
    Best Friend: Remember when you had a crush on that kid over there?
    Me: Yup, let's change the subject.
    My Boyfriend:
    Best Friend: Oh, and remember when you were dating that other kid?
    Best Friend: And you talked about him non stop. You were obsessed.
    Me: *takes out shovel and duct tape*
    My Boyfriend: Um... my phone is ringing.

  18. dumb_blonde1998 dumb_blonde1998
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2013 3:38pm UTC
    I didn't realise it would hurt so much to see him flirt with other girls in front of me
    ❊❊❊but❊❊❊
    every now and then he would squeeze my hand and ask if I was alright.

  19. SlowlySinking SlowlySinking
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 2:01am UTC
    ♥♥♥Valentines Day♥♥♥
    AIN'T NOBODY GOT TIME FOR THAT

  20. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    March 13, 2013 7:59pm UTC
    “What are you thinking about?”
    “You.”
    -John Green

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