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  1. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2018 6:24pm UTC
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    One of my friends texted me this:
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    Yeah cause u are totally the cheating type. this girl sounds like a freshman with a high social satus and thinks she is the most important.
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    Tbh, I've never been more happier to read this text.

  2. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2018 6:19pm UTC
    ~FIRST OF ALL B*TCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH he was mine before yours, you may have taken him, but don't act all mighty. He left me for you and he can leave you for another girl. I wasn't the first and I honestly have no clue if you'll be the last, but If you aren't, I never said I was wrong or right, I'm just saying it's a possibility.~

  3. Whysitgottabeme Whysitgottabeme
    posted a quote
    May 2, 2018 6:18pm UTC
    me
    Make sure Human A doesn't go hard on himself from now on
    Human B
    Dude I know that's my job cx
    Can you go a bit easy? You're acting as if you're his girlfriend lmao
    me
    Sorry, i dont mean to give off that vibe
    Human B
    Its kinda irritating him (he was driving and he seemed kinda off every time I read one of your texts out loud)
    me
    Didn't think me caring would affect his performance, sorry about that.
    I really don't mean harm
    Human B
    Its not the caring part, I'm glad you care about him, it's the wording, I don't care that much until you mistakenly overstep my boundaries cx
    me
    The wording?
    Human B
    It just sounds like your talking to him as a girlfriend, I know you don't mean it it just sounds like it
    me
    I honestly dont see it that way but ok lol i'll try to change my normal-ish way of texting

  4. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    December 9, 2015 11:05am UTC
    haha, I've had my car that I paid
    $6,500 for, for 2 months now. so
    far, it has spent weeks in the shop
    because the brakes pretty much
    almost killed me and they all had
    to be rewired, even though the guy
    was all "we just had all the brakes
    done" - bull. anyway, the brakes
    were $500. and now my transmission
    is pretty much shot. which will be
    more than $1,000. it wasn't even worth
    the $6.5k, and still my mom wants me
    to keep shoveling money into it because
    I just got it. I'm so tired of this.

  5. nicole🌹* nicole🌹*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2015 6:33am UTC
    There's a reason why BF stands for boyfriend and best friend, because they should be one and the same.

  6. addy* addy*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2015 2:43pm UTC
    mom: who's ur background?
    me: my boyfriend
    mom: can i meet him?
    me: not before i do
    mom: what?
    me: what?

  7. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2015 6:08pm UTC
    he was dressed in black
    he danced from the darkness into the light.
    only to find a girl dressed in white. he immediately felt for her. they fell in love. and they can't wait to marry each other someday

  8. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2015 7:48pm UTC
    I'm not going to start the conversation first... If you really like me as much as you say you do, prove it.

  9. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2015 4:20pm UTC
    Loving a Military man is
    not hard.
    The distance is hard, the
    sacrifices are hard, But
    loving him.... that's the
    easiest thing I've ever
    done

  10. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    April 11, 2015 4:17pm UTC
    For all the free people that still protest, you're welcome
    We protect you and you are protected by the best
    Your voice is strong and loud, but who will fight for you?
    No one standing in your crowd
    We are your fathers, brothers, and sons,
    wearing the boots and carrying the guns,
    We are the ones that leave all tehy own
    to make sure your future is carved in stone
    We are the ones who fight and die
    We might not be able to save the world, well at least we try
    We walked the paths to where we are at
    and we want no choise other than that
    So when you rally your group to complain
    take a look back in the back of your brain
    in order for that flag you love to fly,
    were must be fought and young men must die
    We came here to fight for the ones we hold so dear
    If thats not respected, we would rather stay here
    So please stop yelling and put down your signs
    and pray for those behind enemy lines
    When the conflict is over and all is well
    be thankful that we chose to go through hell.

  11. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2015 11:07am UTC
    Sometimes people come into your ife
    and you just know
    you will never be able to replace
    them if they left.

  12. Dishonored* Dishonored*
    posted a quote
    February 24, 2015 10:47pm UTC
    when I see my ex boyfriend get into
    new relationships, it kills me. not because
    I want him back or miss him (ew, shoot
    me. better yet, shoot him.) it's because I
    know that little scumbag, and I know how
    he is going to treat those girls. he might
    not r.ape them, because I feel like he
    only did that to me because he knew I
    wasn't strong enough to do anything
    about it (not just physically.) but even
    so, he's going to f.uck them mentally.
    he will get into a relationship, tell them
    how much he loves them the first day,
    and act like he's never said that before.
    he'll say how much he needs them, and
    how much he'd want to die if they ever
    even thought about leaving. he'll try and
    push sexual things, and if they have a
    strong personality they'll be fine, but if
    they don't they're s.crewed. he'll say
    how much he wants to grow old with/
    marry them and it's "so weird because
    he's never felt this way about anyone
    before this fast." he is doing all of that,
    while he is looking for any other girl
    that is interested in him. messaging
    them on facebook, and if he thinks he
    has a shot, he will dump them, and if
    he gets turned down he'll go crawling
    back- begging. he'll bring up suicide.
    he will use every trick in the book. and
    it's almost impossible to say no. and he
    will eventually get comfortable enough
    in the relationship, where he feels like
    they will never leave, and that's when
    he will hit them. over big things, over
    little things. and he will try to convince
    them it was their fault, or that it's just
    his way of showing love. ha, one time
    he couldn't figure out the self-checkout
    and I got frustrated and did it for him, and
    he basically hit me just because I was
    making a fool out of him. and you know
    that if you try and warn these girls, they
    aren't going to listen. they will think he's
    a good guy, and trust blindly. or they'll
    ask him about it, and he will tell them
    that you're psycho and just hate him
    when he did nothing wrong.
    he's had two girlfriends in the past 2 weeks,
    and I know that he probably did all of that to
    the first girl, and is in the process of doing it
    with the 2nd. I really hope that she smells
    the bulls.hit and dumps his a.ss.

  13. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2015 4:46pm UTC
    "never above you
    never below you
    always beside you"

  14. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2015 11:20am UTC
    Courage is not the absence of Fear
    But rather the judgment that
    something else is
    More important
    than Fear

  15. basketball4everr basketball4everr
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2015 1:41pm UTC
    words can't describe how amazing the last week of my life was. it seems so unreal the things that occurred.
    last week, new years eve, my boyfriend drove down to see me. he lives in connecticut, about 2 and a half hours from me with no traffic. we went to dinner, the two of us, and then hung out at my house. i showed him around my house a little. then we went over to my friends house and spent the night there. then in the morning we drove back to my house and set up for my family to come over. my aunts and uncles came over to celebrate new years and they met my boyfriend. that night we decided to make a last minute decision. my bf was supposed to drive back to connecticut and he was gonna come back on the 4th. instead, his mom asked if i wanted to stay at his place for the couple of days. suprisingly, my parents agreed and let me go. we drove back new years night and watched a movie. he showed my around his house, and took me places around his town. then we went to sleep. i had a hard time sleeping. i couldnt fall asleep. then at 4 in the morning i had to use the bathroom and stayed up until about 6:30. finally around 8 something my bf came in and woke me up and we cuddled for a little. we went to his mall and we did some shopping. we spent the day together. i met some of his friends and more of his family. he took me to this amazing deli called golds. he took me to this place to get amazing bacon egg and cheese sandwiches. friday we spent the day again just hanging around. saturday we went shopping with his mom. i felt more connected to her, like she liked me more. we hung out a lot and then we drove to his dads house in snow. it was scary but of course i felt safe in his arms. we made it and babysat his half brother, whos 2. we watched tv, we ate food and hung out. we finally put him to bed and then hung out until his parents got home. we drank some mikes and he showed me how to play his favorite card game: magic. we fell asleep, i feel asleeep in his arms. i missed that feeling. we woke up the next morning, had some breaksfast and took off to come home to my house to celebrate my birthday. by the time we got home, i had an hour before everyone was supposed to come over so i showered and got ready. soon all my friends came and we all hung out and ate some food. then 4 of my friends stayed over night and then celebrated my birthday with me the next day. we went to ihop and then went to the mall. then all my friends left. and my bf took me out to my favorite store and we hung out all day. then we got back aroun 5 ish and i got into a fight with my parents and started crying. i wanted to have my bf stay the night again and come to dinner with us. i wanted to take him to my favorite resturant. finally my parents agreed and he came with my family and celebrated my 19th birthday with me and my family and aunt. we went to pf changs. then we came back and we watched tv. i had to go upstairs unforunately. my parents wouldnt let us be together. but i woke him up this morning around 8 ish and we hung out for a little at my house, then ran some errands and then came back. shortly after he took off to go home. i wont be seeing him until the 19th of january. after spending a week together, i believe my life has finally took a right turn. i believe he is the one that i want to be with forever. i know it sounds crazy, i've been dating him for about 6 months, but honestly, i wouldnt trade those 6 months for anything. theres never a day i wish things were different. he means the world to me. and i couldnt thank him enough for the greatest first week of 2015 anyone could ever ask for.

  16. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2015 11:56am UTC
    I'm not the prettiest girl, I'm not the smartest, I'm not the skinniest, I'll annoy you, I'll get jealous easily, I'll cry over stupid sh.t, I have mood swings and I'll take my anger out on you, but you'll never find a girl who is loyal and loves you as much as me.

  17. arianaa-is-my-queen* arianaa-is-my-queen*
    posted a quote
    January 2, 2015 1:10pm UTC
    I hate always being the one who has to start the conversation. I'll just look desperate. You haven't bothered to talk to me all day and it's making me question if you even want to be in a relationship with me.

  18. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2014 9:40pm UTC
    So there is this guy who is amazing and i went to his house today and i had so much fun at the end we almost kissed but we didnt and i cant wait for it to happen
    Wuve u buddy
    and yes im competitive

  19. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    December 25, 2014 7:53pm UTC
    It is amazing how far we have come buddy
    We went from ignoring eachother to now being together i will always be yours and u will always be mine even when u are deployed "tries to be strong there" i will not cheat on you when u are deployed... it is amazing to think that u are my first bf and im thinking bout spending my life with u... i love u so much buddy and i have been changed for good becsuse i knew you

  20. mhamilton mhamilton
    posted a quote
    December 21, 2014 9:02am UTC
    Okay so yesteerday before our schools christmas concert my bf and i were hugging bc i was upset and stuff and so after we hugged, we both looked at eachother, and he started coming down for a kiss so yeah we almost kissed.... but after that happened i cant stop thinking bout it

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