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  1. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2013 2:23pm UTC
    If you don’t get a little gay with your best friends you’re not close enough

  2. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 2:11pm UTC
    OMG ive always wanted a gay best friend!!!
    or a straight best friend
    or a best friend.
    or a friend

  3. JoshConnollyTheCoolKid JoshConnollyTheCoolKid
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2013 11:49am UTC
    Perfect guys don't exi-
    Hi I'm Steve and I made witty profiles.

  4. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    March 3, 2013 11:42am UTC
    Me: I'm so ugly. Ohmygosh I have no talents or friends. I hate myself, I'm gonna die in a cardboard box one day.
    Me: Back the f//ck up, b//tch. I'm the queen, roll out the red carpet for me. I'm the best person ever. Later, peasants.

  5. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2013 4:10pm UTC
    i’m like 97% sure i’d be the best girlfriend ever but no one will ever know

  6. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 16, 2013 9:31pm UTC
    Don't start because it's easy.
    Start because it's worth of trying.
    Dont stop because its hard.
    Stop because you've tried your best.

  7. flyingbacon7 flyingbacon7
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2013 9:30pm UTC
    Tonight I was looking through my dresser
    And I saw the necklace
    My part said best
    And your part says friends
    But we aren't best friends anymore
    We aren't even friends anymore
    And that makes me sad
    Seeing you everyday
    Remembering the memories
    But knowing our friendship is over

  8. vivre merveilleusement* vivre merveilleusement*
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2013 3:47pm UTC
    Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend,
    Somewhere along in the bitterness.

  9. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2013 2:21pm UTC
    PLEASE DON’T BE MEAN TO EMPLOYEES!! PLEASE DON’T DO THAT!! THEY ARE PEOPLE AND ARE PROBABLY TRYING THEIR BEST TO HELP YOU!! I HAVE SEEN MY COWORKERS CRY IN THE BACK ROOM AFTER A PARTICULARLY RUDE CUSTOMER AND IT’S NOT FAIR BECAUSE WE ARE REALLY DOING YOU A SERVICE!! PLEASE DON’T BE RUDE TO EMPLOYEES

  10. Travis Allred* Travis Allred*
    posted a quote
    March 31, 2013 9:22pm UTC
    You Will Learn
    that the best experiences are sometimes are made by mistakes

  11. DanHowell DanHowell
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 4:05pm UTC
    You are a human
    with one life, and it is
    up to you to make it the
    best life you can.
    -Dan Howell

  12. doublesidedice doublesidedice
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2013 9:33pm UTC
    Today in cotillion they were handing out awards before they announced the king and queen.
    A boy and girl got each award.
    There was the best dressed award...
    The best hair award...
    The best smile award...
    The best eyes award...
    And the best personality award...
    Guess which one I got!?
    I GOT THE BEST PERSONALITY AWARD!!!! :D

  13. celestialerror* celestialerror*
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 1:38pm UTC
    ❝I have seen the best of you and the worst of you, and I choose both.

  14. SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping
    posted a quote
    November 18, 2013 10:21am UTC
    I find it kind of funny,
    I find it kind of sad.
    The dreams in which I'm dying
    are the best I've ever had.
    Format:SecretlyBrokenAndSilentlyHoping

  15. c i y a* c i y a*
    posted a quote
    August 29, 2013 6:26am UTC
    Without school
    Its really hard to know what day it is

  16. *y i k e s* *y i k e s*
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2013 5:35pm UTC
    When someone calls my best friend their best friend:
    Me: Um how about no.

  17. #wishicouldgetyouback* #wishicouldgetyouback*
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2013 9:52pm UTC
    Overprotective Parents
    Raise the best
    Liars.

  18. coolsuperstarz coolsuperstarz
    posted a quote
    September 4, 2013 11:38am UTC
    Imagine a website called..
    Nosociallife.com
    We could all join, and be bestfriends.
    ••••

  19. vivre merveilleusement* vivre merveilleusement*
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2014 3:49pm UTC
    cause of death: too shy to call ambulance.

  20. vivre merveilleusement* vivre merveilleusement*
    posted a quote
    November 17, 2013 8:07pm UTC
    how are there eleven year olds in relationships and kissing and stuff when i can't even talk to the check out lady at target without stuttering.

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