Bedtime Quotes

*compassionate soul*
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October 8, 2014 1:52am UTC

This chica needs to sleep :p. So good night everybody!!!! :D

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dapz95
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 5:05pm UTC

I know I smile, and they love it when I do,
they love me, more than I'll probably ever know
but the sad, painful truth is
they don't know jacksh#t
about what makes me cry myself to sleep ...

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potatoesforlife
posted a quote
December 16, 2013 3:20pm UTC

oh sorry i was thinking aboutmyself did you want something

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
December 1, 2013 11:57am UTC

i'm like four days past my bedtime.

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
posted a quote
November 8, 2013 8:40pm UTC

me: - out with boyfriend -
me: - looks at clock -
me: woah, woah, woah!
7:30?! that's WAY past
my bedtime.

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NeverFadingBeauty*
posted a quote
November 2, 2013 2:46am UTC

For some reason I feel like if any part of me is hanging off the bed, something evil is going to grab me.
O.O

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VenhzfulMuch
posted a quote
October 6, 2013 2:32pm UTC

Going to Bed:
Me: Mom! I'm going to bed! *shuts down laptop*
Mom: Kay, honey. Sweet dreams!
Me: *walks to bedroom* *turns light off* *goes under the sheets* *check surroundings*
Me: Time to....(whispering) *Turns on phone*
Me: INTERNET!(still whispering)

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 3:34am UTC

lol it's 3:33 in th morning here?
Last time I looked at the clock it said 10:00.
Woops...

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Mandypandy
posted a quote
August 23, 2013 9:20pm UTC

10 favorites
• Favorite Color: Blue
• Favorite Food: Ice Cream
• Favorite Singer: Celldweller, Paramore, PTV, SWS, BVB
• Favorite Show: NCIS.
• Favorite Sport: Tennis, soccer, and softball
• Favorite Season: Fall
• Favorite Day Of the Week: All weekdays
• Favorite Ice Cream Flavor: Chocolate.
• Favorite Time of Day: Anytime actually.
9 currents
• Current Mood: In love
• Current Taste: Nothing
• Current Clothes: A tee shirt and shorts
• Current Computer: A flowery HP Laptop..
• Current Finger/Toenail Color: Nothing
• Current Time: 9:18pm
• Current Surroundings: Does my computer count?? :).
• Current Annoyance(s): Needing new contacts and Seth logging off before I could say goodnight back
• Current Thought: "Ahh I love Sethy so dang much!!!"
8 Firsts
• First Best Friend: Madison.
• First crush this school year: Seth
• First Screen Name: Mandypandy1207.
• First Pet: A Dalmation.
• First Piercing: On my ears
• First Thing You Did Today: Went to tennis practice
• First Thing You Ate Today: Olive Garden breadsticks
• First School: Sidney
7 Lasts
• Last Food Consumption: Tiramisu
• Last Car Ride: About 9 hours ago
• Last Text Message: "Love you too" - Seth
• Last Movie Seen: Warm Bodies
• Last Item Bought: My Paramore CD
• Last CD Played: Paramore
• Last Website You Were On: Facebook and Witty
6 Have You Evers
• Have You Ever Dated One Of Your Best Friends: Yes, currently
• Have You Ever Broken the Law: Nope
• Have You Ever Been Arrested: Never
• Have You Ever Been on TV: Yup. On the news on St. Patricks Day
•Have Ever Walked Into A Sliding Glass Door: Yes
• Have You Ever Sat On The Roof: I almost did at my grandparents
5 Places You've Been To
• 1. Florida.
• 2. Maine.
• 3. California.
• 4. Virginia.
• 5. Disney World
4 Things
• You're Wearing: Pajamas
• You Did Last Night: Went to bed early
• What Can You Hear Right Now: My music
• You Can't Live Without: Oxygen, Food, my best friends, and Seth.
3 People You Can Tell Anything To
• 1. Lily.
• 2. Seth.
• 3. Madison
2 Choices
• 1. black or white: black
• 2. hot or cold: hot
1 Love
• Seth

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Hale_Storm18
posted a quote
August 5, 2013 11:12am UTC

When I was younger, I thought that growing up meant that you didn't have
a bedtime. I have come to learn that it isn't that you don't have a bedtime, it's that you are in charge of your own bedtime and I don't think I can handle that responsibility.

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DeathOfASon

posted a quote
July 31, 2013 1:46pm UTC

why are my parents always like
“go to bed." i am in bed. im always in bed. you go to bed. stop talking to me.

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allyrawr
posted a quote
July 12, 2013 3:38pm UTC

The only reason I enjoy going to bed
is so I can make stories up in my head,
which makes my brain think they're actually real

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Lifehappens
posted a quote
June 29, 2013 2:30am UTC

My friends mom: Make yourself at home!
Me: Oh so i can take a shower?
Her mom:
Me: Go streaking through out house
Her mom:Nevermind..

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BeautifulPeopleAndAliens
posted a quote
June 28, 2013 4:42pm UTC

A day without sunshine is like, you know,
night.

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Hogwartian
posted a quote
June 9, 2013 11:58am UTC

I was "the kid" who
got in trouble for
Reading
past my
bedtime

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DarkChocolateEyes
posted a quote
May 2, 2013 12:34pm UTC

*saying goodnight to my parents*
Me: Kayy.. I'm going to bed now..
Them: Night. Don't play on your phone.
*plays on phone, keeps finger on power button*

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Fading.From.Reality*
posted a quote
March 25, 2013 1:59pm UTC

I heard your into bad girls?
- - -
Well, when my mom told me to go to bed at 9:00
I went at 9:01

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ChocoTaco
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March 24, 2013 5:20pm UTC

*My thoughts before I go to sleep*
Me: I hope I did all my math homework.
Me: Whatever I better have a study hall tomorrow.
Me: Why can't it be the weekend.
Me: *Looks at clock*
Me: Dear Jesus I only have four hours left to sleep!!
Me: I should pray...
Me: Dear God please help people stop being such peasants.
Me: Amen.
Me: Maybe I should put more effort into my prayers then God might hear me...
Me: *Closes eyes*
*Something falls off dresser*
Me: AHHH IT'S A GHOST!! TURN ON THE LIGHTSSSS
Me:*Hides under covers for next fifteen minutes*
Me: Oh why me? This is a terrible life.
Me: People don't understand how hard I try to be friendly.
Me: *Thinks of some really emotional stuff*
Me: *Starts crying*
Me: *Puts on music to calm myself down*
Me: *Cries harder*
Me: Crap I just wasted an hour of sleeping time..
Me: Need. to. concentrate.
Me: *Creates amazing story in my head where I am gorgeous and my favorite celebrity falls in love with me*
Me: *Falls asleep*

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Music Is My Freedom*
posted a quote
March 21, 2013 9:50pm UTC

Me: *on witty*
Me: *sees quote*
Quote: That awkward moment when you're pulling up your sheets in bed and you punch yourself in the face
Me: Um, no, that awkward moment when you're pulling up your sheets in bed and you knock the headphones out of your ears

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BandGeek2014
posted a quote
March 8, 2013 11:30pm UTC

It's 11:29
I have SATs in the morning
Why am I still up?

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